My Perspective Changed From a Hospital Bed:

You lot pee standing up? Weirdos.

Ever since I got a Price Albert as a youngster I've pee'd sitting down. :D
(Took it out long since, but just got used to taking the weight off me feet.)

Thanks for putting those images in my head, Grumpy. What has been imagined can not be unimagined...:eek:
 
I aim to please...

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You lot pee standing up? Weirdos.

Ever since I got a Price Albert as a youngster I've pee'd sitting down. :D
(Took it out long since, but just got used to taking the weight off me feet.)

Robert, this may be a good solution for you; 2 holes, one to let the coffee out and the other the urine - just a suggestion. I know a big Tongan fella with a needle, just let me know, and I'll send you his contact details... :eek:



And now we know why he is both Grumpy AND Betty
 
You lot pee standing up? Weirdos.

Ever since I got a Price Albert as a youngster I've pee'd sitting down. :D
(Took it out long since, but just got used to taking the weight off me feet.)

Robert, this may be a good solution for you; 2 holes, one to let the coffee out and the other the urine - just a suggestion. I know a big Tongan fella with a needle, just let me know, and I'll send you his contact details... :eek:

WWOOOOOOO now that is a BIG change of direction.
 
I aim to please...

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Wandering off topic once again
This picture reminds me of my most recent purchase...
One of these

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I'm sure I don't have to explain it's intended use.

Does it remind anyone else of the little troll dolls?


Not political, just downright funny.
 
You lot pee standing up? Weirdos.

Ever since I got a Price Albert as a youngster I've pee'd sitting down. :D
(Took it out long since, but just got used to taking the weight off me feet.)

Robert, this may be a good solution for you; 2 holes, one to let the coffee out and the other the urine - just a suggestion. I know a big Tongan fella with a needle, just let me know, and I'll send you his contact details... :eek:

Good point....

At home, I pee sitting down because I can't stand a dirty bathroom. Public restorooms are vandalized regularly....
 
So...now you know not to do that...and to stop with the 12 - 14 hour sessions. If your band mates don’t understand, then they may not have your best interests at heart.

No amount of tracks or gigs will make up for failed health.


But, I do like chocolate donuts with coffee.

MMmmmmmmm
 
Bloody Norweigens!!! Even their DOGS are Metal A/F!!!!
The band is the black metal band "Immortal". From Bergen, actually. It is funny how this town is considered the black metal capital of the world by many. I know a couple of guys playing in some relatively well known metal bands here, and they are probably the nicest guys ever to walk the earth.
 
This is true. We joke to hide our feelings but we are all pulling for you brother.

We are all still worried about you Robert...none of us can focus for more than 30 seconds or so though!

Thank, you guys. I am really humbled by your well wishes. Truly I am.

I have been totally out of it the past couple of days. I think it's been a couple of days, but I am really not sure where this span of time went. I ended up having to go back to the hospital for some supervised treatment. I came home again with a prescription for a ridiculously low Mg of Kadian (C17H19NO3/2•H2SO4•5H2O) - which I initially rejected - but the burning/bladder inflated to 100psi and not being able to pee without pain made me somewhat less resistive to the drug. Yesterday, was my first day off the opioid and I laid around in bed the entire day. I still felt stoned, but the pain was greatly subsided and I started to feel better.

While in the hospital, I hummed a tune into my cell phone, which I recorded yesterday while still quite zoned. I will have to share it with you guys.

So, here is what happened....

Long periods of exhaustion, lack of sleep, hyperactivity, excessive caffeine intake culminated in dehydration. The reduced urine output caused the bladder to become a septic tank and this spread to the kidneys and into the bloodstream, although we were fortunate to have caught it so early, as I self-admitted the same day i felt like something 'wasn't cricket' so to speak.

They kept adding bag after bag of sodium chloride 6% trying t get my resting heart rate (RHR) below 120 and it wouldn't come down. I told the Doc that in my military service, this was noted and as a kid, I had a RHR of 150-160 out of pathological fear of a medical facility. I told the Doc that if he brought my wife in, I could guarantee him 30-40bpm reduction. he said, "Bullshit! You can't control your heart rate." But, the PA was cool and brought my wife and daughter in and within a minute or so, I was registering 89-92bpm. The doctor just said, "I've never seen anything like this in my career." I told him, "I'm more chronically molested up in the head than any of your other patients, but I am no bullshitter."
 
The band is the black metal band "Immortal". From Bergen, actually. It is funny how this town is considered the black metal capital of the world by many. I know a couple of guys playing in some relatively well known metal bands here, and they are probably the nicest guys ever to walk the earth.

Man, you are the stand-out bluesman there!!!!
 
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