My Perspective Changed From a Hospital Bed:

[eSGEe]

well you do only RENT beer so.........

 

[iblive]

Wow. Did this conversation take a left turn or what?

 

[syscokid]

Wow. Did this conversation take a left turn or what?

It actually did a U-turn on a one-way street...

 

[gball]

Urinals are practical, but damn, the splashback! Peeing standing up is best outside (with the wind blowing in the right direction...) with nothing in the way. This is my kind of urinal, by the way:

I was going to avoid splashback by going floor length:

Just a nice cascade down the back side. Ahhh...

 

[Thatbastarddon]

It actually did a U-turn on a one-way street...

Don’t forget the handstand...

 

[Sp8ctre]

We are all still worried about you Robert...none of us can focus for more than 30 seconds or so though!

 

[gball]

We are all still worried about you Robert...no of can focus for more than 30 seconds or so though!

This is true. We joke to hide our feelings but we are all pulling for you brother.

 

[syscokid]

This is true. We joke to hide our feelings but we are all pulling for you brother.

Allowing our bodies to rest, aka: SLEEP, is very underated. A minimum of 7-8 hours for you, Bobby-Boy...

 

[smitty_p]

Ok, so the studio has one of those big, industrial coffee pots. We (everyone) typically drink 10-15 of those little, white Styrofoam cups a day pure black....and sometimes more. Doing this, and not drinking water, caused dehydration and caused the urine to go septic, creating a very rapid onset UTI.

So...now you know not to do that...and to stop with the 12 - 14 hour sessions. If your band mates don’t understand, then they may not have your best interests at heart.

No amount of tracks or gigs will make up for failed health.


But, I do like chocolate donuts with coffee.

 

[Sp8ctre]

So...now you know not to do that...and to stop with the 12 - 14 hour sessions. If your band mates don’t understand, then they may not have your best interests at heart.

No amount of tracks or gigs will make up for failed health.


But, I do like chocolate donuts with coffee.

Mmmm Donuts...

...now I've lost my focus again!

 

[eSGEe]

30 seconds?!?!?! you can focus for 30 seconds?!?!?! what LUXURY!

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Besides i like your cover song posts you put up here.Inspires me to try to play the song. Notice i used the word try .

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Holy dang, I kinda been darting in and out so I totally missed that Robert was AWOL.

Get to mending up real good, Bro.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Everything. Lipids. Blood panels, blood cultures, you name it

Stool sample?

 

[smitty_p]

Stool sample?

If a doctor ever wants a “stool sample” from me, I’ve got something ready to go.

It has three legs and I got it from Walmart.

 

[syscokid]

Well, that didn't take long... In about 20 posts, we went from "whatever this thread is about", to pee-ing, then to basketball, then to donuts, and now it's about pooping.

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[WavMixer]

DAYUM Robert!!! I hope you get back to good health and SOON!!!

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

DAYUM Robert!!! I hope you get back to good health and SOON!!!

Well, that didn't take long... In about 20 posts, we went from "whatever this thread is about", to pee-ing, then to basketball, then to donuts, and now it's about pooping.

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Laughs are the best medicine, Sysco dontcha know.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

well you do only RENT beer so.........

What's the difference between beer and pee? ---- About 20 minutes

 

[Mr Grumpy]

You lot pee standing up? Weirdos.

Ever since I got a Price Albert as a youngster I've pee'd sitting down.
(Took it out long since, but just got used to taking the weight off me feet.)

Robert, this may be a good solution for you; 2 holes, one to let the coffee out and the other the urine - just a suggestion. I know a big Tongan fella with a needle, just let me know, and I'll send you his contact details...