TTR Game of Toanz

So with FivESkiN now really kickin' ass, we got a new special effect for the shows. We had already been making the venue fly for a while, and it's appeal was beginning to wear off. So we introduced interstellar travel. We can now take the venue to other star systems. It's like a heavy metal abduction. You'll have to get some tix and check it out.

We also were able to strongarm a little bit more this time out. For example, here's a sample of our rider.

1. 3 books of matches
2. 5 gallons of gasoline/petrol
3. 14 inflatable dragons
4. Bob's grandma
5. life-size sasquatch effigy
6. banana flavored runts
7. fully loaded kegerator with fully loaded backup unit
8. quarter pound of the locale's finest danky grass
9. Danger Us albums
10. 25 silly mirrors, mounted

We also got noticed for our killer toanz, and picked up a signature pedal endorsement through Strymon. Check em.

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TVvoodoo said:
If you can at least get a submission in, cowboy won't give you a full five penalty points, but
@mcblink , I had to keep the game moving, and I have stuff going on here tonight.

Sorry... you did have a whole week :H5:
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Yeah, I blew it.
I was completely involved in a different project and totally forgot.

This isn't the only dumb thing I've done today...
 
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mcblink said:
Yeah, I blew it.
I was completely involved in a different project and totally forgot.

This isn't the only dumb thing I've done today.

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How’s that salsa?…
 
The whole jar. Gone. I got to have a little bit though. Took me like an hour to clean up the whole mess.

Today I sat waiting for my daughter to come out of her school so we could get the hell home and I could get back to what I was doing, when her principal came out all confused. My mom went to pick her up early today, to take her to driver's ed. She had a drive with an instructor scheduled before the class, so she left school early. And I knew that. I knew it good. Felt like a fookin' MORON LOL. So my daughter's principal was all concerned thinking that maybe SHE was the one who lost her mind and lost a kid....nope. Just my dumbass.

It's been one of those days :LOL:
 
mcblink said:
So with FivESkiN now really kickin' ass, we got a new special effect for the shows. We had already been making the venue fly for a while, and it's appeal was beginning to wear off. So we introduced interstellar travel. We can now take the venue to other star systems. It's like a heavy metal abduction. You'll have to get some tix and check it out.

We also were able to strongarm a little bit more this time out. For example, here's a sample of our rider.

1. 3 books of matches
2. 5 gallons of gasoline/petrol
3. 14 inflatable dragons
4. Bob's grandma
5. life-size sasquatch effigy
6. banana flavored runts
7. fully loaded kegerator with fully loaded backup unit
8. quarter pound of the locale's finest danky grass
9. Danger Us albums
10. 25 silly mirrors, mounted

We also got noticed for our killer toanz, and picked up a signature pedal endorsement through Strymon. Check em.

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Dude Grandma Barbarian has been dead for 8 years.
never forget her last words.
She turned.
Looked at me.
Took my hand
Spit her dentures out in my hand and shouted.
METAL TO THE CORE!!!
Then she threw her head back and did this wide mouth cackle.
Then she croaked.
Barbarian Bob misses gam-gam.
 
C'mon fellas, you are living the rock and roll dream life fantasy! You've made it!
Who among you thought things were gonna get super easy after that?

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While our five Game of Toanz warriors remaining are all now totally "winning," it's obvious you're
all suffering mental cuts and bruises and perhaps considering bowing out or quitting.
Fact is, some of you might even think you don't have the raw stamina or smarts to keep fighting

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So proud of all of you here who have made the top five. You all know I have not made it easy!
I have my own ideas who has a real shot at the ultimate goal to sitting upon the Throne of Toanz,
but I've also had my mind changed twice so far during this contest, 'cause they got X'd out.
Unfortunately, some poor souls will be left behind, only one will remain.

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I like how this vote is shaping up. Super close! A this point with the bonus points it's hard to tell
who's going to have immunity for the rather testing round ahead probably come down to timing.

The idol will surely come in extra handy this next round, as it's pretty much going to be a hard to
watch Battle Royale of massive egos, and so of course, extra fun for everyone involved

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