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Chapter 21
Cover Me
The Worldwide "We Own You, Bitches" Tour sold out quick! In fact four stadium dates had to be added! You know all that chatter about the $10,000 Taylor Swift tickets? That’s a pittance compared to the prices your tour commanded. It was a whirlwind of huge crowds, hot ladies, and decadent after-parties. This Challenge is a
FOUR PARTER - we love the complexity right?
Whatever you touch seems to turn to pure 24K gold. Every. Dang. Thing! Being carelessly wealthy, with an estimated personal value around $12 Million, your savvy financial advisor/coke dealer suggests you invest and reward yourself all at the same time. This requires you to purchase:
Step 1. A rock star quality set of wheels to drive (show us one pic).
Step 2. A suitable rock star shack wherefore to hang your hat (show us one or two pics).
After all that travel, you’re prepping to head back to the Bahamas to finish the album, and also work on a concert film with amazeballz footage from that massive world tour event. As expected, the media wants a big piece of you. Almost every day, it's interviews, photo shoots, interviews.
Step 3.
visit this link:
COVER ME where you will create a magazine cover featuring a rock star who could be you, and some article titles. Premier Guitar, Time Magazine, Creem, whatever. Doesn't matter. But the cover and article does need to celebrate the massive musical artist celebrity known as YOU! There are various other sites and ways to get this done. I don’t care how you do it. If you require assistance I can help a little bit or ask another TTR member with skillz. Chicks dig men with skilz.
Finally,
Step 4.
Post a five questions interview posed to you by a reporter for the headline feature interview/article, and your answer that got printed. Feel free to ad lib a bit. Have some fun!
YOUR goal here is to out-ego the other stars with your massively engorged guitar god celebrity self-love.
After all, you ARE absolutely the greatest gift to mankind! You know this, the reporter knows this, and so must everyone else.
The main criteria for Chapter 21 voting will be your out-of-control vanity.
Suggested questions: “When was the first time your realized you were going to be a star?” “From where does your amazingly unique tone and style come from?” “Describe a typical day in the life of a modern Guitar God and Music icon” “From here to where?” These are only suggested, plus add one more of your own. Five questions, five answers. A fake interview.
Four part challenge. Car. Crib. Magazine Cover. Interview.
This is an elimination round. One of you will fall off the stage to be devoured by sex hungry groupies in a terribly public but also fatal incident.
After this round there will remain only four rock stars standing.
YOUR DEADLINE IS ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT
GO!
