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Excellent post buddy..Chapter 20
The arena will be set up with Tesla coils. Arcs of electricity flow and crackle within arm’s reach above the crowd in colored mist to the beat and rhythm of the music. It takes laser lights to a whole new level!! BRUTAL SEX really electrifies the crowd!!! METAL TO THE CORE!!!!
Here are our top 10 demands.
- Unused brown toilet paper.
- An autographed picture of Martha Stewart in a bikini.
- Exactly 4.20 lbs of Mexican made guacamole.
- A blue glass jar of 1001 red M&Ms.
- Slushie machines filled with alcohol.
- 4 “little people” dressed as each member of BRUTAL SEX.
- New instruments at every show.
- Barbarian Bob’s dressing room lit by candlelight only.
- The Green Moldy Wall from the original jam space must be present backstage.
- Only Mother and Daughter combos get backstage passes.
The BRUTAL SEX SIGNATURE PEDALS are as follows
The Sex Driver OD pedal
The BRUTAL Distortion pedal
and Barbarian Bob's favorite, the Barbaric FX pedal
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Nice Job guys
Dare I say, "Color coordinated."Leave it to the alien to actually find brown TP
Yeah I wasn't gonna say anything but this has went on longer than an NFL season at this point lol it's fun, not saying that but definitely endlessExcellent post buddy..
Since this game has been going on for so long now.
I was going to bow out, I really have no time to participate.
The voters are less an less, and my commute to an from work is not being very helpful.
And the points I will be deducted will put me out of the game anyway..
That dancing cowboy is a joke to me anyways. John Travolta in urban cowboy is a comedy to me.
And that’s all I got to say about that.
Cheers
Mitch
With only 5 people left, I only see another 6 rounds or so before Barbarian Bob takes his rightful place on the throne. Speaking of thrones, Barbarian Bob needs to use that brown TP!Yeah I wasn't gonna say anything but this has went on longer than an NFL season at this point lol it's fun, not saying that but definitely endless
Yeah kinda the same. It has lasted longer than I thought. I would be gone if it weren't for the Immunity idol.Excellent post buddy..
Since this game has been going on for so long now.
I was going to bow out, I really have no time to participate.
The voters are less an less, and my commute to an from work is not being very helpful.
And the points I will be deducted will put me out of the game anyway..
That dancing cowboy is a joke to me anyways. John Travolta in urban cowboy is a comedy to me.
And that’s all I got to say about that.
Cheers
Mitch
#6 is really shameless!!!The new tour was doing spectacular! As a result, we were able to ask for some extra nice things in our contract rider.
1 - Stage must be at least 40 x 100 feet
2 - Drummer requires rum and cokes to be refilled just before empty during performances.
3 - Only Rum and craft beers allowed in the stage area.
4 - Females only allowed with backstage passes.
5 - Mountains of Kraft dinner mac n cheese in pots backstage
6 - All guitars must be adorned with genuine Well-Hung guitar straps.
7 - King beds only in hotel rooms
8 - band travel strictly by private jet.
9 - Licorice cigars in each room
10 - NO country music anywhere.
We had a rather different special effect as it were for the show. We had hanging harnesses for each of us that allowed us to swing out over the audience in the middle of the arena, move all around out there and play. We also poured champagne from there onto the audience during one song.
New Custom Strymon pedals.
Big Bottom - low octave plus bass boost
Poopamatic - Overdirve unit with custom controls.
Crazy Train - combo distortion and Parametric EQ.
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Gotta get that in where I can!#6 is really shameless!!!
I applaud you, but shameless.
Might even get in the softer side of the cowdude lol..#6 is really shameless!!!
I applaud you, but shameless.
I should have thought of that as well.. lolGotta get that in where I can!
I’ve thought of it on more than one occasion.I should have thought of that as well.. lol
I have to get my little digs in, for Brad. He can separate cowboy from himself. Did you see my tour places way back when?I’ve thought of it on more than one occasion.
But I just can’t bring myself to kiss cowboy butt.
Didn’t escape me.I have to get my little digs in, for Brad. He can separate cowboy from himself. Did you see my tour places way back when?
Pierceland SK was one!![]()