TTR Game of Toanz
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Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Yes, and the one you view as your LESSERMOST GUITAR. For some this will be a hard choice. But breaking up is hard to do.
fitz
Ambassador of DIY
Ask any young lad aspiring to be the next rock and roll god "What are the panty dropping tools that every rock star needs?" and you know they will answer "A Marshall stack and Les Paul, of course!".
Well, here is your chance to own the equipment of the legends that we all have come to worship.
That's right - a genuine Marshall G10 MkII with custom matching extension cab.
Dressed out in a one of a kind two-tone custom tolex that will turn every dude's head, and drop screaming groupie chicks to their knees.
Fitted with vintage gold plexi block logos to match the historic look of the Les Paul gold top.
And not just any Les Paul gold top - strap on this limited edition Samick LS-450 Artist Series and get ready for the stadium tour.
Expertly designed by the world renown Samick Music Corp., and cleaverly crafted so as not to get the Epiphone contract yanked by Gibson.
You'll be making ears bleed with the booming sound of the not one, but two, upgraded, massive, earth pounding 8" Marshall / Park custom loudspeakers.
This rig just drips with the tone of the hard-hitting super groups we all grew up listening to in the 70's & 80's
It's truly gut wrenching for me to have to part with this shear awesomeness, but I fear it's just too much for me to handle.
Are you man enough to tame this beast of a rig and reap the rewards of your destiny?
Fulfill your dreams for just $999, free shipping conus.
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Alright I'm in
Craigslist Musical Instruments For Sale
Location: Groupiesville USA
FOR SALE- 2003 Gibson Explorer Pro and Marshall Wall Of Doom AKA your ticket on The Highway To Hell!!!
Tired of sitting around like the complete failure of a human being you have been, just banging away on that POS guitar you conned your parents into buying you for your 16th Birthday all these years later?
Sick to your bowels from not getting any attention from the fairer sex because you look like one of the rejects from Revenge of The Nerds as you plug into that T*rd lunchbox amplifier you keep under your dirty drawers in the closet, collecting dust? Well maybe just maybe you can finally get your act together and be somebody for once! How might you ask?!? Well, step into my office, junior!!
Here we have the finest axe your eyes has ever bared witnessed to, on this planet: a 2003 Gibson ( YES GIBSON!) Explorer Pro. "But my friends say Gibson is for real men: is this right for me?" Well Junior, for once, your idiot friends are right! This IS for men! Why? Because there is a guaranteed 99.9% chance that women will be impregnated being within 10ft of this killing machine!
Features
Hand forged from the very hallowed Cherry tree that President Abraham Lincoln cut down as a young boy, stained with ink of a mighty Colossal Squid, pickups wound hotter than Satan's colon and inlays ripped right from the fabled Pegasus' hooves. Just waiting, waiting for you to grow some clackers and wield this mighty weapon!
"But do I still have to plug it into my lunchbox T*rd amp?" Are you serious? I should beat you with a garden hose full of BBs just suggesting such a stupid idea! No my young friend, you're not getting a new amp.... YOU'RE GONNA NEED 2 FULL STACKS FOR THIS MONSTER! But ol Sandy Claus Mike has come bring gifts and has just the thing!
Here we have the absolute finest from that mad genius over in the land of Tea and Crumpets: Mr Jim Marshall himself! Strap yourself in cause we have a 1993 JCM900 SLX 2500 50w AND we have a 1998 JCM2000 DSL50 50w, packing with them 2 1960A Cabs. But that ain't enough juice still yet! To absolutely suck the souls out of any critics and to pull more tail than a fat man at a Shrimp Eating Contest, we have a 2004 Mode 4 with 2 MF400B Cabs at how many watts? 350w sunshine! Better call ahead to the local geological research lab because you'll no doubt cause a faultline in your city!
Now you're asking " How much will this cost?" Well, normally I'd ask for your first born, the deed to your house, your mom's jewelry and your wife but we gotta problem: I know you ain't married because no woman wants you yet because you don't have this setup do ya!?? Not to mention...I need some cash quick...some Better Business Bureau BS and IRS agents have been snooping around. So let's make a deal
Right now, the whole shebang?$ 4000.
I SHOULD ask you to throw in a bottle of Scope to wash the taste out of mouth since you just took advantage of me but I'll settle with a promise you will go forth and dominate this Earth.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY ( Feel I shouldnt have to tell you that!) And PS, that absolute specimen of manhood holding this axe in the last photo isn't included in the price, it's just to show you what kind of Conan The Barbarian-esque Super Stud this will turn you into!
Craigslist Musical Instruments For Sale
Location: Groupiesville USA
FOR SALE- 2003 Gibson Explorer Pro and Marshall Wall Of Doom AKA your ticket on The Highway To Hell!!!
Tired of sitting around like the complete failure of a human being you have been, just banging away on that POS guitar you conned your parents into buying you for your 16th Birthday all these years later?
Sick to your bowels from not getting any attention from the fairer sex because you look like one of the rejects from Revenge of The Nerds as you plug into that T*rd lunchbox amplifier you keep under your dirty drawers in the closet, collecting dust? Well maybe just maybe you can finally get your act together and be somebody for once! How might you ask?!? Well, step into my office, junior!!
Here we have the finest axe your eyes has ever bared witnessed to, on this planet: a 2003 Gibson ( YES GIBSON!) Explorer Pro. "But my friends say Gibson is for real men: is this right for me?" Well Junior, for once, your idiot friends are right! This IS for men! Why? Because there is a guaranteed 99.9% chance that women will be impregnated being within 10ft of this killing machine!
Features
Hand forged from the very hallowed Cherry tree that President Abraham Lincoln cut down as a young boy, stained with ink of a mighty Colossal Squid, pickups wound hotter than Satan's colon and inlays ripped right from the fabled Pegasus' hooves. Just waiting, waiting for you to grow some clackers and wield this mighty weapon!
"But do I still have to plug it into my lunchbox T*rd amp?" Are you serious? I should beat you with a garden hose full of BBs just suggesting such a stupid idea! No my young friend, you're not getting a new amp.... YOU'RE GONNA NEED 2 FULL STACKS FOR THIS MONSTER! But ol Sandy Claus Mike has come bring gifts and has just the thing!
Here we have the absolute finest from that mad genius over in the land of Tea and Crumpets: Mr Jim Marshall himself! Strap yourself in cause we have a 1993 JCM900 SLX 2500 50w AND we have a 1998 JCM2000 DSL50 50w, packing with them 2 1960A Cabs. But that ain't enough juice still yet! To absolutely suck the souls out of any critics and to pull more tail than a fat man at a Shrimp Eating Contest, we have a 2004 Mode 4 with 2 MF400B Cabs at how many watts? 350w sunshine! Better call ahead to the local geological research lab because you'll no doubt cause a faultline in your city!
Now you're asking " How much will this cost?" Well, normally I'd ask for your first born, the deed to your house, your mom's jewelry and your wife but we gotta problem: I know you ain't married because no woman wants you yet because you don't have this setup do ya!?? Not to mention...I need some cash quick...some Better Business Bureau BS and IRS agents have been snooping around. So let's make a deal
Right now, the whole shebang?$ 4000.
I SHOULD ask you to throw in a bottle of Scope to wash the taste out of mouth since you just took advantage of me but I'll settle with a promise you will go forth and dominate this Earth.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY ( Feel I shouldnt have to tell you that!) And PS, that absolute specimen of manhood holding this axe in the last photo isn't included in the price, it's just to show you what kind of Conan The Barbarian-esque Super Stud this will turn you into!
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Keep thinking how I would have shot that Marshsll 10 stack from a low angle in an attempt to make it look huge..
And @Clockworkmike ... that's your lessermost gear? Lucky! We have 2 strong ROFLOL entries out of the gate! Good Job!
Tough acts to follow!
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Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Yep, I thought about it and all have equal value so vicariously, all have lesser gear value by that same logic lmao plus, I had to pitch the sale and this was too good not too. No punches pulled from here on
Keep thinking how I would have shot that Marshsll 10 stack from a low angle in an attempt to make it look huge..
And @Clockworkmike ... that's your lessermost gear? Lucky! We have 2 strong ROFLOL entries out of the gate! Good Job!
Tough acts to follow!
fitz
Ambassador of DIY
I'm thinking the ridiculously diminutive size of the amp helps make the narrative that much more absurd.
MARSHALL MARSHALL MARSHALL MARSHALL
Attention To All Rocking Stars
Of The Future…
You do not want to miss out on the deal of a lifetime
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What we have here is a 100 watts of pure Marshall power.
And a cab that can handle all that tone from within..
So for all you Crazy Craigslist Shoppers out there,, now is your chance.
But wait this deal is now not just for the AMP of your dreams…
For a limited time I will also throw in the weapon of choice for you up an coming rock an roll stars.
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With this legendary Jackson RR V
You will be getting groupies panties thrown your way more than you can handle ..
Plus you will have the tone of the Godzilla leading you on your journey to stardom.
Get this handsome package of tone and groupie gathering for just $1,000.00 with free shipping in the lower 48
This offer is only for a short time as I am going to miss the legendary status I have built with it ..
So jump on the tone wagon my fellow Craigslist’ers
Thanks for looking at my ad
Attention To All Rocking Stars
Of The Future…
You do not want to miss out on the deal of a lifetime
[url=https://postimg.cc/jwSmtrYz]
[/URL]What we have here is a 100 watts of pure Marshall power.
And a cab that can handle all that tone from within..
So for all you Crazy Craigslist Shoppers out there,, now is your chance.
But wait this deal is now not just for the AMP of your dreams…
For a limited time I will also throw in the weapon of choice for you up an coming rock an roll stars.
[url=https://postimg.cc/JHWTtw96]
[/URL]With this legendary Jackson RR V
You will be getting groupies panties thrown your way more than you can handle ..
Plus you will have the tone of the Godzilla leading you on your journey to stardom.
Get this handsome package of tone and groupie gathering for just $1,000.00 with free shipping in the lower 48
This offer is only for a short time as I am going to miss the legendary status I have built with it ..
So jump on the tone wagon my fellow Craigslist’ers
Thanks for looking at my ad
The square base prevents over-insertion.
**** FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST ****
This is your opportunity to own The Hammer Of Thor. A Gibson Les Paul and a 1993 Marshall Bi-Chorus 200 - the ultimate guitar-amp combination!!!
Just one F# powerchord on this setup and you are dropping skinny bitch's panties. Go ask your sister and she'll tell ya. Hell, the entire band already creampied her.
Ever wanted a solid 12 inches and a pair of balls like a circus gorilla??? Well, this is the next best thing. Guaranteed to instantly cure any homosexual tendencies. The secret lacquer finish is infused with testosterone. Even your sister will wanna shag you when you strap on this rig and, if she's hot, why not go ahead and give her the cream-filled meat twinkie???
You'll soon be beating more than just your meat with this bitchin gold top. You will be a rock-n-roll god. Just like Jimmy Page was bangin' a 16 year old groupie, you too can mix alcohol with poor choices, and maybe a just a liitle china white for good measure.
This is not for kids or pussies and the offer isn't valid in Arkansas or Canada.
Text to BR-549. Don't text after 10pm. I don't wanna wake up your mom...
This is your opportunity to own The Hammer Of Thor. A Gibson Les Paul and a 1993 Marshall Bi-Chorus 200 - the ultimate guitar-amp combination!!!
Just one F# powerchord on this setup and you are dropping skinny bitch's panties. Go ask your sister and she'll tell ya. Hell, the entire band already creampied her.
Ever wanted a solid 12 inches and a pair of balls like a circus gorilla??? Well, this is the next best thing. Guaranteed to instantly cure any homosexual tendencies. The secret lacquer finish is infused with testosterone. Even your sister will wanna shag you when you strap on this rig and, if she's hot, why not go ahead and give her the cream-filled meat twinkie???
You'll soon be beating more than just your meat with this bitchin gold top. You will be a rock-n-roll god. Just like Jimmy Page was bangin' a 16 year old groupie, you too can mix alcohol with poor choices, and maybe a just a liitle china white for good measure.
This is not for kids or pussies and the offer isn't valid in Arkansas or Canada.
Text to BR-549. Don't text after 10pm. I don't wanna wake up your mom...
I’ll buy it but you need to give me a discount for false advertising. The story of the cherry tree is about George Washington, not Abraham Lincoln. So, because you’ve misrepresented your listing, I think I should get a $4000.00 discount!
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
REAL MeTAL Guitar for Sale with amp
See my Full Disclosure there are a few stipulations for you to Be able to own this once in a lifetime deal.
First off
This is a real Performance Custom Guitar made in Hollywood California THIS is Some Serious
!It is Not for Wimp Rock or Doom Metal! It is only for Serious Rifts and Metal.It is from around 1988(Most likely older than you or you ty new bands) it Plays metal Perfectly motor head,QueensRyche,Rhandy Rhodes ( but if you want to play Rhandy Rhoads you should go buy a Rhandy Rhoads you scum). This Guitar can play Motley Crue and MegaDeth (you could use this in a motley crue cover band but you don’t have the chops)This Guitar will not Play Doom Metal This guitar needs to play Good Riffs not Boring Doom riffs. If your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath I can’t sell you this guitar!IF you OWN a Gibson or Fender and Want to Upgrade! I can’t Sell you this Guitar! Performance Guitars have all the best craftsmanship for a master Builder kuni sugai an ancient Samurai Guitar Wizard- If you disagree with me you Have not played one of these Heavy Metal Battle Tanks i will leave you to your Twangy tele’s and Gib’s
I can ONLY sell you This Guitar if you are Ready to Rock and you Must as we’ll Purchase the the evh amp to.
If you only have a practice amp or fender Twin this combination is not for You
If you have a 100watt marshall stack in your bedroom this Combination is for you
Now that we got that part straight
If you say you are ready to Purchase and show up in a Mastodon shirt I can’t sell this Combination to you!!! I mean RIFFS not some type of banjo jangle pentatonic!
This Combination is for pick up only around Morison Colorado and at this price $7777 it isn’t going to sit around Long
Another thing if you show up and i think you just Moved to colorado in the last 2-3 years i wont sell you this guitar! You probably don’t have the chops for it
It is used hard and has alot of wear(like your mom was in the 80’s if you think about it)
Ok Good Luck Then
See my Full Disclosure there are a few stipulations for you to Be able to own this once in a lifetime deal.
First off
This is a real Performance Custom Guitar made in Hollywood California THIS is Some Serious
!It is Not for Wimp Rock or Doom Metal! It is only for Serious Rifts and Metal.It is from around 1988(Most likely older than you or you ty new bands) it Plays metal Perfectly motor head,QueensRyche,Rhandy Rhodes ( but if you want to play Rhandy Rhoads you should go buy a Rhandy Rhoads you scum). This Guitar can play Motley Crue and MegaDeth (you could use this in a motley crue cover band but you don’t have the chops)This Guitar will not Play Doom Metal This guitar needs to play Good Riffs not Boring Doom riffs. If your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath I can’t sell you this guitar!IF you OWN a Gibson or Fender and Want to Upgrade! I can’t Sell you this Guitar! Performance Guitars have all the best craftsmanship for a master Builder kuni sugai an ancient Samurai Guitar Wizard- If you disagree with me you Have not played one of these Heavy Metal Battle Tanks i will leave you to your Twangy tele’s and Gib’sI can ONLY sell you This Guitar if you are Ready to Rock and you Must as we’ll Purchase the the evh amp to.
If you only have a practice amp or fender Twin this combination is not for You
If you have a 100watt marshall stack in your bedroom this Combination is for you
Now that we got that part straight
If you say you are ready to Purchase and show up in a Mastodon shirt I can’t sell this Combination to you!!! I mean RIFFS not some type of banjo jangle pentatonic
!This Combination is for pick up only around Morison Colorado and at this price $7777 it isn’t going to sit around Long
Another thing if you show up and i think you just Moved to colorado in the last 2-3 years i wont sell you this guitar! You probably don’t have the chops for it
It is used hard and has alot of wear(like your mom was in the 80’s if you think about it)
Ok Good Luck Then
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Lol im glad someone else caught that! I guess the rest was totally acceptable and believable then?!
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
So far we have not seen anyone's dirty feet or nekkid junk reflected back from the pickup covers but it's still early.
Or nobodies hot wife/girlfriend either.
Almost all your "crappy" amps would be an upgrade for me, so this stings bros, it really does.
Already 1/3 of submissions in! If all are completed before the deadline, voting can begin early.
Or nobodies hot wife/girlfriend either.
Almost all your "crappy" amps would be an upgrade for me, so this stings bros, it really does.
Already 1/3 of submissions in! If all are completed before the deadline, voting can begin early.
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mcblink
Ambassador of Riffs & Spliffs
Well, there goes my ideas for my ad....So far we have not seen anyone's dirty feet or nekkid junk reflected back from the pickup covers but it's still early.
Or nobodies hot wife/girlfriend either.
Almost all your "crappy" amps would be an upgrade for me, so this stings bros, it really does.
Already 1/3 of submissions in! If all are completed before the deadline, voting can begin early.
Guess I'll think up something else lol
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Also... since the real Game of Toanz is underway, gameplay style "revealed" it's the perfect time to talk ALTs.
Anyone watching from the sidelines open to being an Alternate "tap-in" player if and when the need may arise should post availability in this thread.
Only one round per tap. No alts may sub in for more than one player in a single round.
if you already feel this game is not for you, and want to wussy out PM me.
Anyone watching from the sidelines open to being an Alternate "tap-in" player if and when the need may arise should post availability in this thread.
Only one round per tap. No alts may sub in for more than one player in a single round.
if you already feel this game is not for you, and want to wussy out PM me.