The Official Poetry Thread...

WavMixer said:
Here's another clue for you all,
The walrus was not of this earth....
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BlackSG91 said:
Here's another one from the ***Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language***-house poet...


There was was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
As he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a ***Edited for foul language*** I would ***Edited for foul language*** it!


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Irish
 
WavMixer said:
Guess who this one is for...

There once was a guy from The Tone Room,
He had a motorcycle that went zoom.
He could flip a guitar,
Both near and far,
But kept the ones that went boom.
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MR Grant --- that is a wonderful POEM!!! Wonder who on Earth your talking about ???? ;)

Speaking of poems --- how are your song lyrics coming good Sir???
 
BlackSG91 said:
John John the leprechaun
Went to school with nothing on
Told the teacher it's no fair
Give me back my underwear!


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There once was a man in Alberta,
Whose heart was black as his hair,
He tried and failed progressions,
So they sent him back to Cill Airne to learn it there
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texred
 
eSGEe said:
MR Grant --- that is a wonderful POEM!!! Wonder who on Earth your talking about ???? ;)

Speaking of poems --- how are your song lyrics coming good Sir???
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Indeed my Ferengi friend, this is you. Been too busy trying to keep our cars running to write my feelings and memories to lyrics. I have been using my phone recorder to keep track of thoughts to use later
 
Good job.
How many times Ive thought of a good idea,.......said "ill remember this.........and I NEVER remember
 
WavMixer said:
Indeed my Ferengi friend, this is you. Been too busy trying to keep our cars running to write my feelings and memories to lyrics. I have been using my phone recorder to keep track of thoughts to use later
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I'm a writer, and I keep swearing to record too, but instead I have a 2 foot mountain of paper on every horizontal surface including floor and bed. Somebody sent me an alert ( I think-newb) so I butted into your conversation. I bought one of those independent scanners (not like on printer/AOL), but it got oblitereted. I really wanted that-one of those you can feed every scrap of paper into AND in will organize? I was skeptical but willing to take a chance. Someone else opened the box and it was instantly scattered cross country. I like living alone, even if I don't have the TV gene and it's been there brand new for 2 years, never used.
I wrote the poem under John, John the leprechaun in 5 minutes. Others inspire. Sorry guys. Thought I was supposed to be here for some reason.
 
WavMixer said:
Indeed my Ferengi friend, this is you. Been too busy trying to keep our cars running to write my feelings and memories to lyrics. I have been using my phone recorder to keep track of thoughts to use later
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Working on em? My 1977 302 Bronco was cool, but now I just have em towed off, whether I like it or not. That's gotta be a poem. Maybe tomorrow. Tonight is annhilate night.
 
BlackSG91 said:
Oh...that cute liitle doggy in your avatar writes such good poetry! Did it take you long to to teach him/her to write such great literacy? I bet your doggy is good with a computer mouse and a keyboard for his/her cute little paws. I'm impressed Tazz da Wazz!

That'll be your nickname that I hast bestowed upon thee. If thine disagreeth with thou, then shant you & I surcome to a joint agreement where it is shall be written but not smitten that thou agreest with thine nickname signed in blood just above the dotted line? Speaketh thine intensions or forever hold your peace with thoust heart.


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He needs a nickname.
 
Hey you guys: dumb question alert, perk up. The uh, 24/7 desk is not open coz Wav has GAS or something. I don't think this is good, and I just got here: what exactly is "watched" and "sticky"? It's from hangin around with Black, isn't it?
 
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