The Official Poetry Thread...

[texred]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just ***Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language*** my pants
And hope you did too!


;>)/

I know I like that one, coz I can fill in the blanks!!

 

[Truss_rod]

Teacher teacher I declare
Texred stole my underwear.
I tried and tried to get them back,
There is a new owner, his name is Black.

 

[texred]

Here's another one from the ***Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language******Edited for foul language***-house poet...


There was was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
As he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a ***Edited for foul language*** I would ***Edited for foul language*** it!


;>)/

BLACK: That is so older than you and I and who knows. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A SUBSECTION FOR HIAKU AND ONE FOR MEN'S DENS????

 

[BlackSG91]

BLACK: That is so older than you and I and who knows. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A SUBSECTION FOR HIAKU AND ONE FOR MEN'S DENS????

Do you know any Haiku texred?


;>)/

 

[WavMixer]

BTW I really like 3 lefts.

Thanks, that is a wavmixer original!

 

[WavMixer]

BLACK: That is so older than you and I and who knows. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A SUBSECTION FOR HIAKU AND ONE FOR MEN'S DENS????

At this time we are not taking requests to create any sub-forums.

 

[texred]

Thanks, that is a wavmixer original!

So, you did all this???? If so, I am wordlessly impressed
I have been trying to create Page 1 of my blog for, I just noticed, ooh, 1 year

 

[texred]

At this time we are not taking requests to create any sub-forums.

Fine. I'll just get solid bleeps like Black. I taught HIM.

 

[texred]

Do you know any Haiku texred?


;>)/

Sure do. And monte.merrick taught me how to make it better. I don't KNOW any, but I know how and I can do one in 5, just can't remember em. Where's the poem I wrote you? Is it closer to limerick or haiku? How many cigs a day you catchin?

 

[WavMixer]

So, you did all this???? If so, I am wordlessly impressed
I have been trying to create Page 1 of my blog for, I just noticed, ooh, 1 year

it's just a simple one line blurb "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts will!"

 

[texred]

Expand above, luv
Oh no
When started in the poetic mode
It's like playing a four stringed oil can

Teacher teacher I declare
Texred stole my underwear.
I tried and tried to get them back,
There is a new owner, his name is Black.

Nasty boy. I will not be tossed around like that. Unless they're boxers.

 

[texred]

Something i came around in the MIMF forum. I tried to extend it, but i am stuck. The colored text is by me. Feel free to change, extend or even turn it into a song text...

Guitar bulding haiku

Start of every build
Mistakes
hover overhead
Waiting to descend.

Never will come ...
sophistication.

Workaround experience
Might increase
Mistakes
On a higher level

Never will come ...
sophistication.

Until she is first played. or Until the first note sings-I think that's better

IMHO, you used all your syllables on "sophistication" limiting you for the rest, but I may not get it

 

[texred]

Now that is a masterpiece...or should I say a masterbation-piece! Wink wink, nudge nudge...a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat if you know what I mean.


;>)/

confirms perversity

 

[texred]

Do you know any Haiku texred?


;>)/

YOU don't know the difference between haiku and limericks, foo

 

[texred]

YOU don't know the difference between haiku and limericks, foo

I'll write you one real quick, maybe

 

[texred]

None is Blacker
Stated he
As English failed the SG

texred

 

[texred]

THAT being said, I would like to be songwriter, but I suck. Maybe I should learn to play.

 

[WavMixer]

What I wanna know is why someone would have red in their username, but use a blue car and blueish bird dog for their avatar? Where is Sammy Hagar when you need him?

 

[Thatbastarddon]

...or King Crimson...

 

[texred]

What I wanna know is why someone would have red in their username, but use a blue car and blueish bird dog for their avatar? Where is Sammy Hagar when you need him?

Red hair, Black Mustang, and bird dogs are usually black and blue.
Silly.