The Official Poetry Thread...

Here's another one from the poop-house poet...


There was was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
As he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a hoo hoo I would Intercourse it!


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smitty_p said:
Alrighty Black,

Just for you, I've put up a new Mitch Hedberg sig pic.

This is a little different from the last one I had. I wanted to do something new.
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That's awesome Smitty...I love Mitchy and I love you! Mitch Hedberg would be proud of you. Long live Mitchy!


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I wrote this for my wife when we were dating....

Anuket (Goddess of the Nile)

She walks beside the river Nile, Her beauty shines like gold... A certain essence in her smile, Mysteriously unfolds... Her skin like polished bronze, That was tempered in a flame... Her footsteps light like grazing fawns, The wind speaks out her name... Her beauty is without compare, Yet unassuming grace... You dream to kiss her velvet lips, And gently touch her face... And though the miles may separate, As time and distance do... Know this day, sweet Anuket, Your Pharaoh dreams of you...
 
Robert Herndon said:
I wrote this for my wife when we were dating....

Anuket (Goddess of the Nile)

She walks beside the river Nile, Her beauty shines like gold... A certain essence in her smile, Mysteriously unfolds... Her skin like polished bronze, That was tempered in a flame... Her footsteps light like grazing fawns, The wind speaks out her name... Her beauty is without compare, Yet unassuming grace... You dream to kiss her velvet lips, And gently touch her face... And though the miles may separate, As time and distance do... Know this day, sweet Anuket, Your Pharaoh dreams of you...
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Good stuff Robert...very touching. You just keep on drinking that single malt scotch and you'll be a master poet in no time. Peace brother!


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tazz3 said:
Roses are red violets are blue u look like a monkey n smell like one to,,, hahaha
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Oh...that cute liitle doggy in your avatar writes such good poetry! Did it take you long to to teach him/her to write such great literacy? I bet your doggy is good with a computer mouse and a keyboard for his/her cute little paws. I'm impressed Tazz da Wazz!

That'll be your nickname that I hast bestowed upon thee. If thine disagreeth with thou, then shant you & I surcome to a joint agreement where it is shall be written but not smitten that thou agreest with thine nickname signed in blood just above the dotted line? Speaketh thine intensions or forever hold your peace with thoust heart.


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There once was a girl named Jill
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in Sourh Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

I actually think this one's from one of John Irving's novels. Might be "The Cider House Rules", but I don't remember.
 
Back to the bathroom walls:

Some come here to sit and think.
Others come to wonder.
I come here to s#it and stink
and stinker like f*cking thunder.
 
There once was a young lady from Decatur
who was laid by a big alligator
Now nobody knew
the result of that screw
Cause after he laid her he ate her




Ya ya ya ya
Your sister's nasal swab
came back positive for jizz
 
Tony M. said:
Back to the bathroom walls:

Some come here to sit and think.
Others come to wonder.
I come here to s#it and stink
and stinker like f*cking thunder.
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You are a sick puppy Tony Manhattan...real sick! You're New York Godzilla is also sick with his tiny little hands trying to masturbate all over the empire state building including the statue of Liberty...are you proud of yourself?


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In stall #3:

He who writes upon these walls
rolls his s#it in little balls.
He who reads these words of wit
eats those little balls of s#it.
 
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