The Official Poetry Thread...

[BlackSG91]

I bet that there are many out there that read and love poetry...especially Haiku Tony Manhattan. Feel free to post poetry of your own or someone else's that you admire. Here's one of my favourite limmericks written by the infamous poop-house poet. It is as follows...


There once was a man from Kildare
Who was banging this chick on the stairs
As the bannister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.


;>)/

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Hahahaha

 

[Tony M.]

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
and so is maple surple

-Roger Miller-

 

[bea]

Something i came around in the MIMF forum. I tried to extend it, but i am stuck. The colored text is by me. Feel free to change, extend or even turn it into a song text...

Guitar bulding haiku

Start of every build
Mistakes
hover overhead
Waiting to descend.

Never will come ...
sophistication.

Workaround experience
Might increase
Mistakes
On a higher level

Never will come ...
sophistication.

 

[Bocc69]

There once was a man from Eeling
Who played with his pud, with great feeling
Then like a trout
He'd stick his mouth out
And wait for the drops from the ceiling

Ya ya ya ya, your mom rides bicycles without seats

-Valby-

 

[eSGEe]

 

[smitty_p]

I like pie.

I like cake.

I like cookies.

And, I like pie.


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Now, that's some good poetry, right there!

 

[eSGEe]

Eat a cookie, with a wookie
Eat a pie while flying in the sky
eat some spam when you have no ham
eat purple when you want to see your burple
While on the lake ---eat a cake
if you want something awful eat a falafel

 

[BlackSG91]

There once was a man from Eeling
Who played with his pud, with great feeling
Then like a trout
He'd stick his mouth out
And wait for the drops from the ceiling

Ya ya ya ya, your mom rides bicycles without seats

-Valby-

You are sick BocceBall69er...I love it!


;>)/

 

[BlackSG91]

Here's another one from the poop-house poet...


There once was a man from Wheeling
Who felt his c*ck with such great feeling
On the tip of his c*ck
Landed a fly for a walk
And he plastered the fly to the ceiling!


;>)/

 

[BlackSG91]

I like pie.

I like cake.

I like cookies.

And, I like pie.


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Now, that's some good poetry, right there!

Come on Smitty...you can come up with something dirtier than that! I know that you are a born-again Christian but don't let that hold you back. The Lord has a twisted sense of humour...that's why we have war, sickness and disease. The Lord is one twisted mother-fucker in my books!


;>)/

 

[smitty_p]

Come on Smitty...you can come up with something dirtier than that! I know that you are a born-again Christian but don't let that hold you back. The Lord has a twisted sense of humour...that's why we have war, sickness and disease. The Lord is one twisted mother-fucker in my books!


;>)/

Black...Black...Black...my beloved friend!

Lyrics aren't my forte...that's why I play and don't sing.

But, seriously...what's wrong with pie?!

 

[BlackSG91]

Black...Black...Black...my beloved friend!

Lyrics aren't my forte...that's why I play and don't sing.

But, seriously...what's wrong with pie?!

I love pie...especially Apple or even yet Blueberry pie...yummy! Speaking of pie, do you like hair-pie if you know what I mean? I guess I just have a dirty mind. I hope we are still friends.

You just be yourself and feel comfortable with that. Don't let me distort you mind because you know who I am. You are a good guy always...remember that. Just be your natural self and don't let others tell you different...remember that me friend.


;>)/

 

[smitty_p]

I hope we are still friends.

Of course we are!

Give me a day or two...I have to find that Mitch Hedberg signature and revise it...just for you!

 

[BlackSG91]

Of course we are!

Give me a day or two...I have to find that Mitch Hedberg signature and revise it...just for you!

I love Mitchy...one of my favourite comedians! I hope you bring back your Mitchy signature...it is a classic. I also like your Blues Brothers signature...great movie. John Belushi had a vision from God. Give me a few minutes and I'll dig up one of my favourite scenes from the movie...God bless you and so does Mitchy.


;>)/

 

[BlackSG91]

Here you go Smitty...never swear in front of a penguin nun or else you'll get the ruler stick!

;>)/

 

[tazz3]

A man from peru fell alseep in his canoe while dreaming of venus he played with his wenis and woke up with a hand full of goo

 

[BlackSG91]

A man from peru fell alseep in his canoe while dreaming of venus he played with his wenis and woke up with a hand full of goo

Now that is a masterpiece...or should I say a masterbation-piece! Wink wink, nudge nudge...a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat if you know what I mean.


;>)/

 

[Bocc69]

A woman from North Carolina
Stretched fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
And with proper sized cocks
What was sex, became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D minor


Ya ya ya ya, your sister blows busboys for table scraps

 

[Tony M.]

Meanwhile back in the stall...

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to s#it, only farted.
So next time I'll take a chance.
Think it's a stinker and s#it my pants.