Pretty funny

[Seamus OReally]

Sometimes it is not a good thing that I know how companies work from the inside. Spending weeks at a time on large projects I really see what’s going on, unlike the five minute tour during an interview or customer courtesy tour. My current big project isn’t giving me the warm and fuzzies if I ever need a hip or knee replacement. I‘ll go with the company that did my wife‘s instead.

I’ve done a ton of copywriting for DePuy and Zimmer/Biomet. I know whose hip I’d insist on.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Headache]

 

[iblive]

My diet has failed. I will now concentrate on growing taller.

 

[iblive]

guitarist /gi-tar-ist/
Noun
A human who owns more guitars than pairs of socks and insists each one "has a totally different sound."

 

[Sargeant Preston]

guitarist /gi-tar-ist/
Noun
A human who owns more guitars than pairs of socks and insists each one "has a totally different sound."

They do.

 

[Robb]

guitarist /gi-tar-ist/
Noun
A human who owns more guitars than pairs of socks and insists each one "has a totally different sound."

They're right, I never owned 81 pair of socks !

 

[Sargeant Preston]

They do.

Seriously, it's true.
I once wore the same pair of socks for 4 days in a row, changed 'em out, walked into the kitchen and she said, "Good morning! I can hear it that you decided to wear a "clean sound" pair of socks today. Now, go brush your teeth."

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Thanks! I needed that.

 

[iblive]

Getting a picture of a scene in Deadpool 2.

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Getting a picture of a scene in Deadpool 2.

Tucker and Dale vs Evil too.

 

[fitz]

 

[Far Rider]

Getting a picture of a scene in Deadpool 2.

Made me think of Fargo.

 

[iblive]

I don’t drink coffee. I should be good.

 

[SG John]

Especially when ordering it with every fattening corn syrup based flavoring under the sun, and the asking for Splenda (or any other aspartame based sweetener) to make it sound less fattening.

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Lady of the house drinks black coffee. I don't drink coffee. That way I'm alert and safe.

 

[fitz]

Lady of the house drinks black coffee. I don't drink coffee.

"Less" likely.
Best of luck...

 

[Far Rider]

Lady of the house drinks black coffee. I don't drink coffee. That way I'm alert and safe.

My mother was a coffee addict and I inherited it from her. Morning till bedtime you can always find me with a cup. And not wimpy decaf either.