And why not ?
Pretty funny
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Sargeant Preston
Ambassador of The Ninth Chord
It doesn't meter to me.
Now I see it !!! duhh
eclecticsynergy
Ambassador of Electric Synergy
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine plane. Moments later, the tower phone rang - it was a panicked passenger on board.
"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The pilot just had a heart attack. I'm flying upside down at 18,000 feet and going 180 MPH."
The controller replied calmly: "Alright, sir we've got you. Stay calm and answer a few question."
Tower: "how do you know you're at 18,000 ft?"
Aircraft: "The altimeter says 18,000 right in front of me."
Tower: "Good. How do you know you're going 180 MPH?"
Aircraft: "The airspeed dial says 180."
Tower: "Perfect so far, Now..... how do you know you're upside down?"
Aircraft: "Because..... The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."
"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The pilot just had a heart attack. I'm flying upside down at 18,000 feet and going 180 MPH."
The controller replied calmly: "Alright, sir we've got you. Stay calm and answer a few question."
Tower: "how do you know you're at 18,000 ft?"
Aircraft: "The altimeter says 18,000 right in front of me."
Tower: "Good. How do you know you're going 180 MPH?"
Aircraft: "The airspeed dial says 180."
Tower: "Perfect so far, Now..... how do you know you're upside down?"
Aircraft: "Because..... The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."
SG John
Ambassador of Cool Guitars and Amps.
I recently did a few machine installations and repairs at a major international maker of endoscopic equipment. I really hope that during my October appointment that my doctor is not using one of their products. I did not like what I saw there. To say it makes me uncomfortable is an understatement.
GrooVey
Well-Known Member
Omg. I don’t need to think about this.
SG John
Ambassador of Cool Guitars and Amps.
Sometimes it is not a good thing that I know how companies work from the inside. Spending weeks at a time on large projects I really see what’s going on, unlike the five minute tour during an interview or customer courtesy tour. My current big project isn’t giving me the warm and fuzzies if I ever need a hip or knee replacement. I‘ll go with the company that did my wife‘s instead.
Sargeant Preston
Ambassador of The Ninth Chord
Sound about right?
Sargeant Preston
Ambassador of The Ninth Chord
My daughter lives and works in Orlando. I texted her.
Her response:
"Driving home work yesterday GPS informed me that it would take 14 minutes to drive 1.4 miles."
Her response:
"Driving home work yesterday GPS informed me that it would take 14 minutes to drive 1.4 miles."
I have been in that type of traffic living near Chicago. So it’s not just Orlando.My daughter lives and works in Orlando. I texted her.
Her response:
"Driving home work yesterday GPS informed me that it would take 14 minutes to drive 1.4 miles."
Sargeant Preston
Ambassador of The Ninth Chord
I don't live in Canada but I drove east/west through Toronto on a business trip years ago.
I should've chartered a plane.
