Pretty funny

[chilipeppermaniac]

I’ve done a ton of copywriting for DePuy and Zimmer/Biomet. I know whose hip I’d insist on.

Feel free to PM me which.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet.
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I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.

 

[Sargeant Preston]

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet.
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I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.

26? My grandparents (on my mother's side) only produced 12 kids. Dinner table was a bit crowded during Thanksgiving and Christmas. They're all deceased now. I miss them.

 

[human123]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

Science News: "Saturn will be at its biggest and brightest on Sept. 21 — In a once-a-year event, Saturn is about to reach opposition, with the ringed planet appearing its best and brightest as it approaches its closest point to Earth."

Which begs the question.... "Do these rings make my sphere look big?"

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Research shows that starting your day with an early morning run is the best way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

 

[fitz]

 

[DirtySteve]

I gotta try that.

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Lol! A few years ago I started answering telemarketing calls with "FBI, how may I direct your call?"

 

[iblive]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[WavMixer]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

To get away from Col Sanders

 

[WavMixer]

I answer with "Happy Squirt Sperm Bank. You jack it, we pack it"