Announcing... RiffMasters!

New guy @Aynirar27 drops in with a possibly autobiographical, rather guttural track reminiscent of demonic sex grunting with some lucky she-partner, who enthusiastically returns with a lot of squealing, shrieking, etc.... possible throes of pain, or maybe that's pleasure?

Then about 1:30 in, seems like all the fun is over and the pillow talk can begin. Inevitably, Man-Demon mutters something She-Demon absolutely takes the wrong way, and then she just won't fricken shut up about it, so The Argument ensues. Eventually she-demon begins bawling unnecessarily over hardly nothing, (like they always do) and Man demon has yet again dug himself into a hole for just for being open and honest (yet so insensitive!). This was an exposition of the Universal Lived Experience, amirite? Storytelling, right here fellas.

GIVE that man a damn point @LiveeviL2000 ! You know he's not gettin' any other kind of action for probably quite a while.
 
New guy @Aynirar27 drops in with a possibly autobiographical, rather guttural track reminiscent of demonic sex grunting with some lucky she-partner, who enthusiastically returns with a lot of squealing, shrieking, etc.... possible throes of pain, or maybe that's pleasure?

Then about 1:30 in, seems like all the fun is over and the pillow talk can begin. Inevitably, Man-Demon mutters something She-Demon absolutely takes the wrong way, and then she just won't fricken shut up about it, so The Argument ensues. Eventually she-demon begins bawling unnecessarily over hardly nothing, (like they always do) and Man demon has yet again dug himself into a hole for just for being open and honest (yet so insensitive!). This was an exposition of the Universal Lived Experience, amirite? Storytelling, right here fellas.

GIVE that man a damn point @LiveeviL2000 ! You know he's not gettin' any other kind of action for probably quite a while.

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Once again a status update where we all at right now with the RiffMasters Project

Liveevil2000 and Ku still share the tippy-top of the leaderboard, but Ibmorjamn
eats more chicken than any man ever seen

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LiveeviL2000 - Death Dropped "Come Together" in Beast Mode for great effect
Clockworkmike - Edged out 16 points by dueling, wants to take us higher
Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Gentlemanly moving on to his 60's hit, or cowbell
Ku² - Gettin' to know Eleanor real well, his dream slowly turning into a nightmare
Ibmorjam - Denied Sloopy seconds. Deth dropped w/cowbell, Battle of The Pass (4) DONE!
TVvoodoo - Shoogah'd Off one time, Deth Dropped C'mon
C-Grin - Honky Tonked w/cowbell and Deth Drop, crazy! (4) DONE!
Jethro Rocker - Down Tuned and played with his wiggle stick a lot
Sapient - Said he was hittin' the road, will he come back?
SG John - Shhhhh, it's nappy time for ol' Johnny.
Thatbastarddon - Godzilla attacked his lava Lamp, turned his head until his darkness goes
Kerry Brown - On hiatus, all wish him 100% good mojo
jtcnj - is now resting, frozen in Carbonite
Randy Van Malmsteen - Took Down Big Bad John w/cowbell, and Deth dropped, "Customer lost" DONE!
Iblive - All we've heard so far is the Sound of Silence, literally
BFT Gibson - Rang that Liberty Bell low down and hard, Nailed Keeps Me Hanging on DONE!
Aynirar - Deth Dropped Wicked B(r)ad so low, needs to look upwards to view Hell

RiffMasters Chapter Four allows for up to 16 new points for most competitors,

eleven of them pretty easily without even winning a vote! How do you get 'em?

1. Main Event: Top Of The Pops 1960's (10/7/5 pts. (5 automatic after the vote)

Redo a 1960's Billboard Charts #1 Hit, but put some extra oomph in 'er please

2. Guitar Duel: (1 pt. for most, 16/8 for Clockwork vs Mitch)
"Deth Drop"
minimum 1:00 Riff of Dark Scary Evilness, down-tuned guitar
(you may combine this with your 60's #1 cover, Moar Cowbell, or both like C-grin did!)

3. "Moar Cowbell" Min. 1:00 (1-5 pts.)
1 pt. cowbell solo, or to a playalong
2 pts. Moar cowbell to your drums and original rockin' guitar riff
3 pts. Same as above, adding a funkyass/groovin'/rock bassline
4 pts All of the above, but we also need video of you conkin' that bell and singing some lyrics
5 pts. Virtuoso Mode: You, on vid, conkin; that bell artistically and enthusiastically,
to a TOTALLY non-cowbell type of song of your choice

Guidelines:
1. Even if you have not submitted anything to RiffMasters so far, anyone can jump in at any time if you are feelin' it.
2. Regular challenges are all optional. Only the official peer-to-peer Guitar Duels are mandatory.
3. Points don't matter. RiffMasters is about putting the gear to work, inspiration, creativity and guitar fellowship.

I see that only 4 RiffMasters have completed all challenges for Main Event #4.
Only Six RiffMasters have completed the main "60's hit" challenge for the upcoming vote.
Five RiffMasters have not yet submitted anything at all. The vote is approaching!

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Hey guys, I had an idea yesterday, figured I'd run it by all y'alls. First I had to get the blessing of
the mighty forum Overlord Wavemixer for his opinion, and he gave me a thumbs up,proving yet again, he is truly, The Hero of The Web!

Perhaps some of you may want to own some RiffMasters Gear? I'm looking at the clock myself, for my little studio maybe.

There are all kinds of colours of shirts, but us rockers like the blaaaack don't we? Anyway, the mugs are great too, or why not just some cheap stickers for your cases?

Anyway its all there. I'm going to make a tiny amount if you buy anything, but I don't expect I'll be retireing anytime soon, and I won't feel guilty at all 'cause i'll probably plough it all right into TTR somehow.

So, you get gear, and hugely boost your Riffmasters Cred, I get a couple bucks, to send to our Hero of The Web, for allowing us to host this amazing event on TTR!

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Here's the linky-poo if you are inclined.
RiffMasters Gear on Redbubble
 
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