LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
I can’t stop laughing. I’m literally in tears!!
Announcing... RiffMasters!
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
You know, way back when I almost caught myself in a 3-way with a couple of young ladies but failed to convert. I sometimes later day-dreamed about being involved in one, but brothers those days are long gone
I wonder if upcoming battle might fulfill any secret fantasies of you other RiffMaster members? I suppose, even to watch will be rather titillating
I wonder if upcoming battle might fulfill any secret fantasies of you other RiffMaster members? I suppose, even to watch will be rather titillating
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C-Grin
Ambassador of Wonderland
You can get those pills in generic nowYou know, way back when I almost caught myself in a 3-way with a couple of young ladies but failed to convert. I sometimes later day-dreamed about being involved in one, but brothers those days are long gone
I wonder if upcoming battle might fulfill any secret fantasies of you other RiffMaster members? I suppose, even to watch will be rather titillating
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
@C-Grin .. Geez man if that even worked I'd be afraid I might break 'er clean off!
Last time I looked the shrubbery was turning grey and things seemed kinda dry and brittle.
Does hope spring eternal?
Naw, I'd rather have a hot cocoa, a few Wurthers, and my favorite radio program
Who's laying down some heavy metal hurdy-gurdy today?
Last time I looked the shrubbery was turning grey and things seemed kinda dry and brittle.
Does hope spring eternal?
Naw, I'd rather have a hot cocoa, a few Wurthers, and my favorite radio program
Who's laying down some heavy metal hurdy-gurdy today?
I wish! Just got in from work….busy time for us….big insurance benefits roll over time….suckfest/buckfest.
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
So here's a point for the Punk Submission. I gotcha Dave Matthews right here pallys! Lil GG Allin for the gallery, low fi production and all lmao
Daaaaaayummmmmmmmn!!!
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Lol figured first blood was drawn with those old DMB wounds, so might as well choose a fitting song that's righteously pissed!
All in good fun lmao
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
So freakin AWESOME!!!! Even hit the Jersey state bird at the end!! Such attitude! Such Moxie!
Nice one Mike!!
Like I said, my first place tie was fleeting.
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Now that I don't like lol hell I'm not gonna win this, just having fun along the way. You guys got me smoked already: im just hanging in there like a good ol fashioned hemorrhoid! Lmao
Kerry Brown
Ambassador of the Great Northern Bar Jams
Can't decide if I want to do The Clash or the Ramones. I have two days off but New Year's Day may be a recovery day 
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Do a little of both. Do a Clash Ramones mash up ... a Clamones!Can't decide if I want to do The Clash or the Ramones. I have two days off but New Year's Day may be a recovery day
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Both good choices! But for what it's worth: the Ramones!Can't decide if I want to do The Clash or the Ramones. I have two days off but New Year's Day may be a recovery day
C-Grin
Ambassador of Wonderland
When in doubt Sex Pistols!!
C-Grin
Ambassador of Wonderland
Awesome job, can I borrow some gel for my mohawk?
C-Grin
Ambassador of Wonderland
Wow on the sneer factor alone!!!!
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Any resemblance to possible recognizeable screen names, totally coincidental.
Total work of fiction and my lawyer agrees and he's wicked good, but expensive.
Personally, I think the excellent play on words for the title should make this punksterpiece worth TWO points. But one's the rule.
____________________________
Sod Off (Shotgun)
ALL you blokes who say you play guitar
You will never be RiffMastah
Twiddle knobs for hours for proper tone
When what really counts is here inside me bones
Sod Off!! Sod Off!!
(Laughing) ×4
SHOTGUNNNNNN!!!
Liveevill two thousand is a wanker
Jethro Rocker and C-Grin are pranksters
Clockwork Mike just makes me smeck
That Bastard Don just outputs dreck
Chorus
Ibmorejammin my earplugs in
For jtcnj's musical sins
Ku squared remains a question
But Kerry Brown gives me indigestion
Sod Off!
Total work of fiction and my lawyer agrees and he's wicked good, but expensive.
Personally, I think the excellent play on words for the title should make this punksterpiece worth TWO points. But one's the rule.
____________________________
Sod Off (Shotgun)
ALL you blokes who say you play guitar
You will never be RiffMastah
Twiddle knobs for hours for proper tone
When what really counts is here inside me bones
Sod Off!! Sod Off!!
(Laughing) ×4
SHOTGUNNNNNN!!!
Liveevill two thousand is a wanker
Jethro Rocker and C-Grin are pranksters
Clockwork Mike just makes me smeck
That Bastard Don just outputs dreck
Chorus
Ibmorejammin my earplugs in
For jtcnj's musical sins
Ku squared remains a question
But Kerry Brown gives me indigestion
Sod Off!
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