Any resemblance to possible recognizeable screen names, totally coincidental.
Total work of fiction and my lawyer agrees and he's wicked good, but expensive.
Personally, I think the excellent play on words for the title should make this punksterpiece worth TWO points. But one's the rule.
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Sod Off (Shotgun)
ALL you blokes who say you play guitar
You will never be RiffMastah
Twiddle knobs for hours for proper tone
When what really counts is here inside me bones
Sod Off!! Sod Off!!
(Laughing) ×4
SHOTGUNNNNNN!!!
Liveevill two thousand is a wanker
Jethro Rocker and C-Grin are pranksters
Clockwork Mike just makes me smeck
That Bastard Don just outputs dreck
Chorus
Ibmorejammin my earplugs in
For jtcnj's musical sins
Ku squared remains a question
But Kerry Brown gives me indigestion
Sod Off!