Announcing... RiffMasters!

Any resemblance to possible recognizeable screen names, totally coincidental.
Total work of fiction and my lawyer agrees and he's wicked good, but expensive.



Personally, I think the excellent play on words for the title should make this punksterpiece worth TWO points.
I should probably feel angry being slighted in a punk song but I can't help but be delighted just to get a mention! Lmao

Nice work!
 
I edited to post the lyrics. Some were all in the muck. I wish I knew how to mix & master properly... then everybody could hear where they got sawed-off

I envision it as basically a fun drinking song where every chorus you have to down a pint when they scream SHOTGUN!!!
 
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Any resemblance to possible recognizeable screen names, totally coincidental.
Total work of fiction and my lawyer agrees and he's wicked good, but expensive.



Personally, I think the excellent play on words for the title should make this punksterpiece worth TWO points. But one's the rule.
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Sod Off (Shotgun)

ALL you blokes who say you play guitar
You will never be RiffMastah
Twiddle knobs for hours for proper tone
When what really counts is here inside me bones

Sod Off!! Sod Off!!
(Laughing) ×4
SHOTGUNNNNNN!!!

Liveevill two thousand is a wanker
Jethro Rocker and C-Grin are pranksters
Clockwork Mike just makes me smeck
That Bastard Don just outputs dreck

Chorus

Ibmorejammin my earplugs in
For jtcnj's musical sins
Ku squared remains a question
But Kerry Brown gives me indigestion

Sod Off!
That was fun great job
 
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