Announcing... RiffMasters!

I wonder if @Thatbastarddon should get a bonus point for actually wrapping his lips around this thing.

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I once read a story about the NASTY saxophone mouthpieces of the old Jazzer dudes in the fifties, but most of 'em were hopeless junkies, so maybe they plain just didn't GAF. In my experience, risky behavior such as this can go two ways. I do hope his shots are up to date.

*RiffMasters™ will assume no legal or medical responsibility for illnesses incurred due to personal choices made by participants.
 
I wonder if @Thatbastarddon should get a bonus point for actually wrapping his lips around this thing.

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I once read a story about the NASTY saxophone mouthpieces of the old Jazzer dudes in the fifties, but most of 'em were hopeless junkies, so maybe they plain just didn't GAF. In my experience, risky behavior such as this can go two ways. I do hope his shots are up to date.

*RiffMasters™ will assume no legal or medical responsibility for illnesses incurred due to personal choices made by participants.
Where has your kazoo been?
 
On a bookshelf for the last 23 years….
That was ... anticlimactic. Can't you at least make up some great tale like @Clockworkmike would? Maybe something about wading through the bogs of Louisiana and coming across a moss covered tombstone, where an old voodoo witch was perched as she extended her hand and offered you this kazoo which has magical properties, gifting you with extraordinary musical talent. Upon accepting the rusty crud filled instrument you found it came with a curse. The curse of a thousand idiots. You will attract and keep in the company of idiots and degenerates ... and HERE WE ARE!!!!

or on a bookshelf for a quarter century works too I guess :sneaky:
 
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