Announcing... RiffMasters!

[TVvoodoo]

What do you say fellas? Has Mitch earned hisself a catch-up point there for the first round " I'd Tap That" challenge?"

 

[C-Grin]

He didn’t use a kazoo but I say hell yes.

I would also like to submit that every song from now on must have a kazoo or bagpipe in it.

 

[Mitch Pearrow SJMP]

He didn’t use a kazoo but I say hell yes.

I would also like to submit that every song from now on must have a kazoo or bagpipe in it.

You don’t really want me to get a kazoo.. or bagpipes. I hope ??

 

[C-Grin]

You don’t really want me to get a kazoo.. or bagpipes. I hope ??

I hear Don is selling vintage kazoo tone wax paper out of his trunk behind the bowling alley.

 

[ibmorjamn]

Doors are being blown off !

 

[Randy Van Malmsteen]

Hi Bros,

Here's my punk submission. Ready to Go.mp3

After dinner tonight, I wrote words, music, and tracked it all in one sitting. And it likely sounds like it.

I think of punk being a British thing (so lyrics reflect that as you'll see). I thought about finding a dog bark sample - but didn't want to spend the time so just did the barking myself by breathing backwards quickly. I wonder if dogs actually bark this way.

The term "Ready to go" stuck in my mind after a meeting last Friday after an exhausting week. Someone said: "OK everyone, are we ready to go?" in a motivational capacity. I quipped, "yep... we're ready to go..." which of course has a double meaning. So that's the genesis of this idea. Then I added some other wordplay in the lyrics to amuse myself, and perhaps you enjoy that too.

Lyrics:

Go!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Spent 3 weeks, Royal Navy
I found the ship much too wavy
kicked me out for good behavior
My land mates were my savior!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Worked 3 days, dog catcher
Got laid off by Margaret Thatcher
Got quite cagey can't you see
Margie's doggin' me! (Arf Arf)
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go go go go

Met new boss... staff meeting
What a dick!... from the greeting
He asked us are we ready to go
We said "yes we are!"
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go go go go

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Excellent !!
That’s gonna be stuck in my head all day at work

 

[iblive]

Hi Bros,

Here's my punk submission. Ready to Go.mp3

After dinner tonight, I wrote words, music, and tracked it all in one sitting. And it likely sounds like it.

I think of punk being a British thing (so lyrics reflect that as you'll see). I thought about finding a dog bark sample - but didn't want to spend the time so just did the barking myself by breathing backwards quickly. I wonder if dogs actually bark this way.

The term "Ready to go" stuck in my mind after a meeting last Friday after an exhausting week. Someone said: "OK everyone, are we ready to go?" in a motivational capacity. I quipped, "yep... we're ready to go..." which of course has a double meaning. So that's the genesis of this idea. Then I added some other wordplay in the lyrics to amuse myself, and perhaps you enjoy that too.

Lyrics:

Go!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Spent 3 weeks, Royal Navy
I found the ship much too wavy
kicked me out for good behavior
My land mates were my savior!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Worked 3 days, dog catcher
Got laid off by Margaret Thatcher
Got quite cagey can't you see
Margie's doggin' me! (Arf Arf)
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go go go go

Met new boss... staff meeting
What a dick!... from the greeting
He asked us are we ready to go
We said "yes we are!"
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go go go go

Wow!! Just wow!!!

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Hi Bros,

Here's my punk submission. Ready to Go.mp3

After dinner tonight, I wrote words, music, and tracked it all in one sitting. And it likely sounds like it.

I think of punk being a British thing (so lyrics reflect that as you'll see). I thought about finding a dog bark sample - but didn't want to spend the time so just did the barking myself by breathing backwards quickly. I wonder if dogs actually bark this way.

The term "Ready to go" stuck in my mind after a meeting last Friday after an exhausting week. Someone said: "OK everyone, are we ready to go?" in a motivational capacity. I quipped, "yep... we're ready to go..." which of course has a double meaning. So that's the genesis of this idea. Then I added some other wordplay in the lyrics to amuse myself, and perhaps you enjoy that too.

Lyrics:

Go!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Spent 3 weeks, Royal Navy
I found the ship much too wavy
kicked me out for good behavior
My land mates were my savior!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Worked 3 days, dog catcher
Got laid off by Margaret Thatcher
Got quite cagey can't you see
Margie's doggin' me! (Arf Arf)
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go go go go

Met new boss... staff meeting
What a dick!... from the greeting
He asked us are we ready to go
We said "yes we are!"
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go go go go

Wow! Very cleanly done! Nice job!

 

[TVvoodoo]

Despite my small concern any true punk could be ejected from anything due to good behavior... I suppose there's fun in the irony to be found there. And, no guitar solo! Proper punk form!

RVM brings it again. This time with lyrics, special vox FX and bits of other clevernesses. Confident, cheeky and catchy! The extro chorus really shines with the call and answer harmony.

Looks like in regards to becoming a RiffMasters force, new TTR member @Randy Van Malmsteen is indeed proving himself "Ready To Go!"

RVM claws his way onto the scoreboard with a single Punk bonus point.

Negative option rule says RVH is on the duel list.

 

[Mitch Pearrow SJMP]

@Randy Van Malmsteen
Excellent work buddy

 

[C-Grin]

Hi Bros,

Here's my punk submission. Ready to Go.mp3

After dinner tonight, I wrote words, music, and tracked it all in one sitting. And it likely sounds like it.

I think of punk being a British thing (so lyrics reflect that as you'll see). I thought about finding a dog bark sample - but didn't want to spend the time so just did the barking myself by breathing backwards quickly. I wonder if dogs actually bark this way.

The term "Ready to go" stuck in my mind after a meeting last Friday after an exhausting week. Someone said: "OK everyone, are we ready to go?" in a motivational capacity. I quipped, "yep... we're ready to go..." which of course has a double meaning. So that's the genesis of this idea. Then I added some other wordplay in the lyrics to amuse myself, and perhaps you enjoy that too.

Lyrics:

Go!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Spent 3 weeks, Royal Navy
I found the ship much too wavy
kicked me out for good behavior
My land mates were my savior!
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go
Ready to go go go go

Worked 3 days, dog catcher
Got laid off by Margaret Thatcher
Got quite cagey can't you see
Margie's doggin' me! (Arf Arf)
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go!
Ready to go go go go

Met new boss... staff meeting
What a dick!... from the greeting
He asked us are we ready to go
We said "yes we are!"
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go! (Ready to go)
Ready to go go go go

Damn good, the standard keeps getting raised.

 

[TVvoodoo]

Submission Update for Main Event Round 2 "Folk'd-Up"

LiveeviL2000 - has Folk'd X2 (Heart of Folking Gold & Folk 4Your Right 2Party) + punk'd
Clockworkmike - Folk'd X1 (If I Had a Folking Hammer) + Punk'd
Mitch Pearrow SJMP - has punk'd, tapped and "Folk'd-Up" an original, and rock'd up his folk version of "The Path"
Ku² -10 pts in Punk'd duel,
+ Folking Sound of Silence
ibmorjamn - punk'd, Folk'd-up Metal Gods
TVvoodoo - Folk'd X2 (Symphony of + Eve o' Folkstruction)+ Punk'd
C-Grin - Has Folk'd X2 (Folking Bobbi D & Down W/The Folkness) and punk'd
Jethro Rocker - Folk'd X1 (Four Strong Folkin' Winds) and punk'd
Sapient - punk'd, Folked a Pussie
SG John - has a rock->folk song, Folk'd a punk song "That Woman Drives Me to Folkin'... + punk'd
Thatbastarddon - has punk'd and Folk'd "Workin' Man"
Kerry Brown - has punk'd
jtcnj won 18 pts in Punk'd Duel, now lording over the rest of us low-effort losers
Randy Van Malmsteen -Folk'd "Californy Folkin'," "Let Me Put My Folk Into You" + punk'd
LRT -
McBlink -
BFT Gibson -

Main Event Round 2 allows max 3 submits by TTR-ites wanting to make music, have fun, be a dude
Folk song -> Rockified
Rock song -> Folkified
A Punk bit

Submissions may be covers, adapted covers, originals. Audio only, or audio/video, minimum 1:00 each. Deadline to make the vote poll is 7PM CST Thursday Jan. 25th.

Put my ear to the tracks, still can't hear no tell of no approaching train as hinted at by ibmorjamn.
Donnie Dagger got something in before deadline, 'Ol Mitchie's still rockin' steady, and we welcome new TTR member and fellow RiffMaster busker Randy Van Malmsteen

 

[LiveeviL2000]

I think this point total is correct with RVM just added to the lineup.
Is it weird that I want to see duels happen between certain members? I can see some really cool matchups on this list.
If there are points missing, please let me know ... (let me know=check payable to liveevil2000 care of TTR)

 

[TVvoodoo]

@LiveeviL2000 Mitch needs one more, he punk'd and tapped, plus 2 folk entries

In regards to duels we wanna see... I have matchups I'm imagining, particularly me against... Hell, none of you!
C-grin scares me, Ku-kucabra is plain loony, the new guy seems real thirsty... sapient has many hidden tricks up his sleeve I'll bet. Jethro, donnie very musical and skilled. Barbarian Bob? Fugeddaboudit! But I won't be tuckin' if/when the time comes. Chicks dig scars.

My aim is to stay just enough off the bottom of rhe scoreboard so I can enjoy all the glorious sweat, spit and blood from ringside

 

[Session 5]

I suddenly have a new love of bagpipes

Not me, she couldn't even change my thinking on those noisy things..

 

[iblive]

Not me, she couldn't even change my thinking on those noisy things..

What can I say. Being the odd duck I am, I've always kinda liked them..... probably for their weirdness.

 

[LiveeviL2000]

@LiveeviL2000 Mitch needs one more, he punk'd and tapped, plus 2 folk entries

In regards to duels we wanna see... I have matchups I'm imagining, particularly me against... Hell, none of you!
C-grin scares me, Ku-kucabra is plain loony, the new guy seems real thirsty... sapient has many hidden tricks up his sleeve I'll bet. Jethro, donnie very musical and skilled. Barbarian Bob? Fugeddaboudit! But I won't be tuckin' if/when the time comes. Chicks dig scars.

My aim is to stay just enough off the bottom of rhe scoreboard so I can enjoy all the glorious sweat, spit and blood from ringside

If he gets that opening act entry in, he is in the middle of the RiffMasters mosh pit with the rest of us.

 

[Sapient]

I've always loved the sack pipes. My parents know a guy that used to play them when he came over for a birthday party or something. He'd walk down the driveway and play them for the whole street. It was an awesome experience.

 

[Sapient]

Not me, she couldn't even change my thinking on those noisy things..

Media anti "traditionalist" propaganda. "Ok cast, make this look boring and unimportant."