Announcing... RiffMasters!

Who's Done What So Far? - Round Ten 3rd Edition
Names in green = stage complete, congratulations!

Liveevil2000 - Time shaved for good behavior, comes back with a Main Event banger "Traffic" post 5653
Clockworkmike - now almost fully-transitioned into a non-RiffMaster, can we save him?
Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Dueled with his monster, split decision for 14 pts
Ku² - Believes "The End is Nigh", main event post 5297, tamed his monster, Main evented "Illegales" post 5456
Ibmorjam - Sabbathed out "Modern Day" post 5287, tamed his monster post 5405
TVvoodoo - Monster's, welcomed the new AI overlords, post 5407, laughed at destiny post 5448
Jethro Rocker - Is playing sad banjo, the Riders are over, will he flamenco?
C-Grin - Has infiltrated the ranks of Antifa, getting training and civil unrest ops intelligence
Sapient - I stocking up on ammo, rock memorabilia, Doritos and other survival essentials
SG John - is doing SG John things,
Thatbastarddon - Eked out a duel tie with mitch for 13 sweet points,
Kerry Brown - RFM Withdrawn
jtcnj - RFM Withdrawn
Randy Van Malmsteen - First Side hustle in with "Warning for Latin Mice" post 5384, is he done?
Iblive - continues to strive for excel-ence
BFT Gibson - Shopping Harbor Freight for tools to fix a "Broken World" post 5321
Aynirar27 - Is fleeking-out his eyebrows in a delulu kind of way
Mouse - dropped his duel opportunity, can't afford another noise complaint
Frostyjr2 - Has "Too Many Passwords" post 5269, and fed zoo animals too, did the Mariachi finally stump her?
OldieMurphy - has enrolled in Rock School to live his extreme tambourine dream

>>> How You Can Take Part < < <
First .... PANIC! you hardly have any time left for the Main event, and the 5 automatic points,
and only a couple days for the duel and the side hustle. But if you apply yourself, it's all possible.


At least one "Chapter 10 Main Event submission is due in this RiffMasters thread TONIGHT by 7PM CST

if you don't get one in, you WILL NOT be eligible for the Round 10 Main Event Community Vote.
Chapter Ten is about an original song, any genre, however you want to to it, but the theme is MODERN PROBLEM
Deadline is Sunday November 10th, 7PM CST

Get after the "EL MARIACHI" Side Hustle for an easy 4, 5, or up to 15 points! Due by Tuesday Nov. 12 7pm.
And don't forget to take a stab at the "TAME THE MONSTER" Feedback Frenzy for a guaranteed one point,
also due on Nov. 12 7pm, before the end of the Main Event vote.

This is the home stretch - I'm cheering ALL OF YOU ON!
The final RiffMasters vote is coming up tonight!!!

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Chapter 10 Main Event the theme we'll be all be working with is “Modern Problems”
Here is Life Paste - Enjoy!


Lyrics (in the Bridge)

Hello?

I’ve walked a path less traveled
Chasing truth, not the shadows
Some say MGTOW's a disease
But the juice ain't worth the squeeze

From red-pilled content, I've realized
I've found my wings and now I fly
No more games, no more ties
It's sad we've lost so many guys


Social media... a toxic hold
It can motivate or depress
Compare yourself to others
Be your worst... or be your best

Escapism is the first choice for most
Stimulation to the point of overdose
Drugs, alcohol, workahol, gambling,
Gaming, orgasms, I'm not just rambling


Who lords over you? Scrutinize.
Too often just NPC rando blobs
These representatives/employees
What deeds were done, to get those jobs?

The miscreants are now running for their lives
Nature is healing, the strong will survive
Yes there's social decay, but you can
Brush your life with life paste... every day!


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Here is Life Paste - Enjoy!


Lyrics (in the Bridge)

Hello?

I’ve walked a path less traveled
Chasing truth, not the shadows
Some say MGTOW's a disease
But the juice ain't worth the squeeze

From red-pilled content, I've realized
I've found my wings and now I fly
No more games, no more ties
It's sad we've lost so many guys


Social media... a toxic hold
It can motivate or depress
Compare yourself to others
Be your worst... or be your best

Escapism is the first choice for most
Stimulation to the point of overdose
Drugs, alcohol, workahol, gambling,
Gaming, orgasms, I'm not just rambling


Who lords over you? Scrutinize.
Too often just NPC rando blobs
These representatives/employees
What deeds were done, to get those jobs?

The miscreants are now running for their lives
Nature is healing, the strong will survive
Yes there's social decay, but you can
Brush your life with life paste... every day!


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What an amazing piece of work bro
 
Here it is.....
the FINAL vote for the RiffMasters Chapter Ten Main Event


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RiffMasters were tasked to write, record and submit an original song, any style/genre featuring lyrics exploring what they interpreted as a "modern problem"
We had seven fabulous entries, participants exploring problems ranging from daily annoyances all the way to ultimate doom 'n gloom!

Here the works are in order of submission:

FrostyJr2 - "Too Many Passwords"



Ku2 - "The End is Nigh"
can't embed song, but the original post
and lyrics areoriginal post with lyrics right here

BFT Gibson - "It's a Broken World"



Liveevil2000 - "Traffic"



Ibmorjamn - "Modern Day"



TVvoodoo - "When the AI Comes"



Randy Van Malmsteen - "Life Paste"
Original post >> RIGHT HERE <<

It looks to me like everyone gets the FIVE bonus points for sung or spoken word lyrics,
so all who entered is guaranteed minimum 10 points! However, a few will earn a little more via votes.

All who read this are highly encouraged to listen and reward the RiffMaster contributor/creators for all this work generously offered up
No matter how is shakes out, you're all Rock Stars in my book!

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Minimum three votes may be cast by players, or any Tone Rooms Members who have
enjoyed this journey along with us. Let's start to wrap this dang thang up!


>>> THIS IS WHERE YOU GO TO VOTE <<<

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Chapter 10 Main Event Scoring: 48 hour Community Poll Vote on submissions post deadline.
Top Vote Earner = 10 points
Second & Third Places = 7 points.
Participation Award: All other competitors who manage to submit a valid entry = 5 points
Five bonus points for featuring singing or spoken-worded the lyrics in the recorded production.

Once the vote ends we can combine with the side hustle points AND the duel points to see where everyone lands.
But don't forget to vote!

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Just a note, there are still 47+ hours remaining to get your "Tame the Monster" feedback submission,
or a Mariachi song in. Neither will be judged, and both will be automatic points for your final total if you
get them posted before the deadline (7pm CST Tuesday).
 
@TVvoodoo , I have a modern problem for ya,...
You didn't even post my song, lol.
I went to the link you posted as my song and it's "LIFE PASTE". What kind o' shenanigans is that? LOL
(Why am I not surprised?) :ROFLMAO:
I'm SURE it just happened by "accident". :rolf:


The End is Nigh

Lookin' at the condition of the world today,
Makes me wonder if tomorrow's ever gonna be,
All you leaders in your golf shorts and your cigars too,
While little Johnny got his gun clean up your mess for you.

And the world keeps turnin'
And the Sun keeps risin'

What will it take to make you all see,
The Blinding light?
When you do I'm sure you all will agree,
The End is Nigh

All these monsters killing in the name of their gods,
But what the hell does killin' have to do with love?
Sometimes the many have to pay for the sins of the few,
So I tell you, this is what we ought to do,
BLOW THEM ALL AWAY!!!

And the world keeps turnin'
And the tide keeps risin'

What will it take to make you all see,
The Blinding light?
When you do I know you all will agree,
The End is Nigh

The Four Horsemen,
Bowls of Anger,
The Seventh Trumpet,
ARMAGEDDON!!!

This is how the world will end,
This is how the world will end,
This is how the world will end,
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
 
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Here's my Main Event "El Mariachi" submission, for what it's worth, which completes me for RiffMasters Chapter Ten!
To anyone here with Latino heritage, my apologies in advance for butchering your beautiful language.


Reirse del Destino

Mi Puelbo esta llena de autos rotos
Mi pueblo tiene perros hambrientos.
Mi pueblo es hombres amargados
Aún así es mi hogar X2

El agua esta oxidada
Las calles muy sucias.
El alcalde no es de confianza.
Pero aún así es mi hogar

Chorus
Si dejara este lugar
Tendria una nueva vida
Para vivir mis sueños
Reírse del destino

Mi familia me ha repudiado
Mis amigos me han solo
Mi novia es infiel
Pero aún así esta es mi casa

El mercado está dirigido por vampiros.
Los demonios controlan las calles.
El diablo aviva el fuego
La locura es completa

In English...
To Laugh at Destiny

My town is broken cars
My town is hungry dogs
My town is bitter men
And still it is my home

The water it is rusty
The streets are very dusty
The mayor is not trusted
But still it is my home

Chorus
If I left this place
I'd have a new life
To live my dreams
To laugh at destiny X2

My family has disowned me
My friends they have aloned me
My girlfriend is unfaithful
But still this is my home

The market is run by vampires
Demons control the streets
The Devil stokes the fire
The madness is complete
Chorus

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Ilchi kalumba, Dat was mighty good Senior VOODOO!
 
WOW! I thought i was in a Mexican bar. That was spectacular! getting those notes together, speed included, very well done.
Cheers Norm. I missed some good opportunities there to use better harmony notes but didn't want to spend too long working stuff out so it became noodling.
I might do it again and post in the RM Alternatives thread
 
@TVvoodoo , I have a modern problem for ya,...
You didn't even post my song, lol.
I went to the link you posted as my song and it's "LIFE PASTE". What kind o' shenanigans is that? LOL
(Why am I not surprised?) :ROFLMAO:
I'm SURE it just happened by "accident". :rolf:


The End is Nigh

Lookin' at the condition of the world today,
Makes me wonder if tomorrow's ever gonna be,
All you leaders in your golf shorts and your cigars too,
While little Johnny got his gun clean up your mess for you.

And the world keeps turnin'
And the Sun keeps risin'

What will it take to make you all see,
The Blinding light?
When you do I'm sure you all will agree,
The End is Nigh

All these monsters killing in the name of their gods,
But what the hell does killin' have to do with love?
Sometimes the many have to pay for the sins of the few,
So I tell you, this is what we ought to do,
BLOW THEM ALL AWAY!!!

And the world keeps turnin'
And the tide keeps risin'

What will it take to make you all see,
The Blinding light?
When you do I know you all will agree,
The End is Nigh

The Four Horsemen,
Bowls of Anger,
The Seventh Trumpet,
ARMAGEDDON!!!

This is how the world will end,
This is how the world will end,
This is how the world will end,
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Your vocal reminds me of Danzig. Riff kind reminds of a Zack Wilde. Well done.
 
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