Busy afternoon ahead of me, so I want to put this out there now and clear the rest of my day.
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Side Hustle for Round #4 “Moar Cowbell!”
Do you enjoy groovy good music? Are you adventurous & fun-loving? What is this, Tinder, or Plenty of Fish?
You can gain up to 5 extra points available for the Chapter 4 side hustle! Amazing right? However, to earn
these valuable points, RiffMasters are required to jump through several ridiculously nutty musical hoops.
To earn the top-top points, the four or five, an ego-busting video submission is 100% required.
1 Point. - Your vigorous musical Cowbell clonkin’ alone, solo, or to some sort of play-a-long for a minimum 1:00
2. Points - Your most excellent Cowbell conkin’ added with some cool drums and appropriately head-bangin’ rock
guitar riffage. Must be YOUR ORIGINAL COMPOSITION. Don’t be skimping on that bell. We
need more cowbell. 1:00 min.
3 Points - Accompany your rhythmically satisfying conkin’ Cowbell beat with some cool drums, a great head-noddin' rock guitar
riff, AND a funky cool disco/rock/funk bass line what makes us all go, “OH YEAH! That’s
really hittin’ it, baby.” 1:00 min.
4. Points - Version #3 above adding any kind of groovin’ chorusy lyrical content along with all the drums, guitar, bass with
your musically on-point cowbell conkin’. Show us the video of you singin' and smackin’ that bell live, a la Will Ferrel’s
“More Cowbell” guy, probably in a 70's sort of getup, ape suit or whatever. Please wear
something though. 1:00 min.
5 Points - Virtuoso Style: Musical use of prodigious and apparent Cowbell throughout any 1:00 NON-rock music selection, such
as jazz, orchestral, classic country, easy listening, electronica, whatever. Vastly improve any of those lackluster, unexciting music forms
your tastefully-conked virtuosity. And, please also show us the video of your stunning live performance, a la Gene Frenkle, the renown
“More Cowbell Guy.” Probably suggest this one also best done incognito. 1:00 min.
Don't own a cowbell? Anything sounding similarly "conky" will probably suffice. But, remember, this
IS The Tone Rooms.
And also ultimately, about entertainment.
Context if you're not 100% gettin' it... behold the legend of Gene Frenkle, and the famous "More Cowbell" sketch on Saturday Night Live
This Side Hustle must be completed before the end of the Main Event Poll vote on April 9.
ONE LAST THING: You do not have to be on any current RiffMaster list to jump in on these challenges at any time.
If this seems like a fun and sensible thing for you to be spending any of your valuable leisure minutes on, by all means join us!
Just do it and post. We welcome all newcomers. The goal here is fun, community and inspiration, not to score points.