Announcing... RiffMasters!

[TVvoodoo]

Didn't I say he was shining up his dobro? Must have got blinded and passed out

Yay! @Clockworkmike . Watch that Mitch guy, he's got a year or two on you, but he's wiley AF

@Mitch Pearrow SJMP please pick a door on the Guitar Duel board to reveal the field of battle.

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Despite dealing with some medical crap, in the words of George Jones: my body's old but it ain't impaired. So if it pleases the audience, I'll accept the challenge. Even if it IS against my mentor, Mitch. This is some Star Wars Obi Wan Kenobi/Darth Vader type of $hit lmao

Just lemme know what the terms and conditions are

My advice to both of you, Dont give up the high ground!!!!!


THIS IS THE $H!T I WAS WAITING FOR!!!!!

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Ok, I just scanned your posts for the entire round. You said you were going to do it but never did

Figured saying it often enough made it true.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Didn't I say he was shining up his dobro? Must have got blinded and passed out

True but that was a metaphor....

 

[Clockworkmike]

Didn't I say he was shining up his dobro? Must have got blinded and passed out

Yay! @Clockworkmike . Watch that Mitch guy, he's got a year or two on you, but he's wiley AF

@Mitch Pearrow SJMP please pick a door on the Guitar Duel board to reveal the field of battle.

Mitch is Obi Wan and I'm nothing more than an ungrateful Darth Vader, dueling his mentor lmao

I'll accept my fate either way and take this challenge

 

[Session 5]

I kind of get a bit of a vibe of this guy, in some of the songs that have been done so far..

 

[TVvoodoo]

Man those emasculation avatars are fricken toxic. @Clockworkmike I know you are dealing with med issues, but let this allow you something fun to focus on and add some extra spring in your step! @Mitch Pearrow SJMP are you ready to bring the pain? I believe clockwork is ready to lash out and fight like a wounded honey badger

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Man those emasculation avatars are fricken toxic.

I know! I want one!!

When is the show gonna start!!! Is this a Pay-Per-View event? What's the hold up. We all want to see grown men spank each other!!

 

[TVvoodoo]

 

[TVvoodoo]

Mitch be looking at that Duel Board all like this

 

[TVvoodoo]

The hungry hyena RiffMasters are circling the ring

 

[TVvoodoo]

A crowd of spectators is gathering to watch the show
DANGER WARNING! Don't get to close, collateral damage!

 

[TVvoodoo]

It's Master Shifu

 

[TVvoodoo]

V.S. Cranky Cat

 

[Clockworkmike]

It's Master Shifu

Makes sense, I DO like a fat Po lol

 

[TVvoodoo]

@Mitch Pearrow SJMP it's time to pick a number my friend.

 

[JJ119]

I kind of get a bit of a vibe of this guy, in some of the songs that have been done so far..

No video shows up for me.

@TVvoodoo
Did you see it?

 

[Mitch Pearrow SJMP]

@TVvoodoo
Door number 3

 

[TVvoodoo]

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

IS THIS NOT JUST THE PERFECT DAY FOR EPIC BATTLES OR WHAT?!??
The future of mankind possibly hangs in the balance!

After much deliberation, and a short heartfelt prayer to Týr,
the Nordic God of War, Mitch has chosen Door Number Three!

Slowly, very, very carefully, I pried it open to reveal...



This sonic nightmare challenge is so nasty, it has few rules or parameters.
Only three things to remember:
1. Drop tune that axe until you feel the Gates of Hell trembling, aching to burst and unleash a legion of infuriated demons.
2. Set the gain level on your rig to Maximum Sonic Destruction
2. Jam out minimum 1:00 of dark, malevolent, wrathful riffage that causes serious risk of your competitor (and the rest of
us listening) of immediately losing bowel control and possibly enduring weeks of terrifying, life-altering nightmares.

FOR THE MAIN DUEL ONLY: No production, drums, etc. allowed. Only PURE, DARK GUITAR EVIL. Mitch & Mike have Ten days to get their riffage in, then to community vote.
High points to the winner, low points to the rotting carcass left behind.

FIGHT!

All TTR members are invited to also contribute your own scary, terrible "Death Drop" riffage, for a single point here in this thread, (Only during this round, JETHRO) LOL! You may accompany your riff with bass, drums, shrieking, growling, howls of agony, triangle or kazoo, whatever, if you feel it serves to increase the factor of darkness evermoar.

 

[Sapient]

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

IS THIS NOT JUST THE PERFECT DAY FOR EPIC BATTLES OR WHAT?!??
The future of mankind possibly hangs in the balance!

After much deliberation, and a short heartfelt prayer to Týr,
the Nordic God of War, Mitch has chosen Door Number Three!

Slowly, very, very carefully, I pried it open to reveal...

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This sonic nightmare challenge is so nasty, it has few rules or parameters.
Only three things to remember:
1. Drop tune that axe until you feel the Gates of Hell trembling, aching to burst and unleash a legion of infuriated demons.
2. Set the gain level on your rig to Maximum Sonic Destruction
2. Jam out minimum 1:00 of dark, malevolent, wrathful riffage that causes serious risk of your competitor (and the rest of
us listening) of immediately losing bowel control and possibly enduring weeks of terrifying, life-altering nightmares.

No production, drums, etc. allowed. Only PURE, DARK GUITAR EVIL.
Ten days to get your riff in, then it goes to a community vote.
High points to the winner, low points to the rotting carcass left behind.

FIGHT!

All TTR members are invited to also contribute your own scary, terrible "Death Drop"
riffage, for a single point here in this thread, (Only during this round, JETHRO) LOL!

"1. Drop tune that axe until you feel the Gates of Hell trembling, aching to burst and unleash a legion of infuriated demons."

No religion allowed.