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Here we have living proof that Owlsley helped Hendrix Mind-Travel to present-day 2024. He then chances upon TTR, looking for a quality guitar strap. He stumbles upon @Jethro Rocker s folk-up, then becomes inspired. Upon returning back to 1969, he performs the Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock.

This is truly HISTORIC folks.
 
TVvoodoo said:
All I can think of here is Owlesly helping Hendrix Mind-Travel to present-day 2024. He then chances upon TTR, looking for a quality guitar strap. He stumbles upon @Jethro Rocker s folk-up, then becomes inspired. Upon returning back to 1969, he performs the Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock.

This is truly HISTORIC folks.
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He finds a gehuine Well-Hung guitar strap and history is indeed made!.,
 
TVvoodoo said:
A little birdie told me that @Ku² has been hit with some sort of evil virus, probably planted on him by @jtcnj Still, he plans to power through with a sick punk submission.

I affirmed the deadline for him, because he's feeling real uncomfortable with the whole
"forum" format, says he can't follow, what with all the randomness and long thread stuff. It's not easy for some who aren't used to it, I guess.

But I sent him links and the challenges, and suddenly now he's now speaking in tongues
spouting crazy things about some sort of old chicken coop studio that got struck by lighting
one time while he was there, Some guy he knows used to sing in New York Dirt, consuming hydroponic kryptonite, and some recordist dude named "Crispy Chicken" (RIP).
I think maybe I caught him delirious in a fever dream or something

I can't make head nor tails out of any of any of it, but fasten your seat belts men I have a feeling things are about to get a bit turbulent.

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Oh, it wasn't a fever dream. The stories of this life I'm living,...

... One time I was chillin' in Bethpage State Park, (across the street from my house back in the day), chillin' with my bass player and singer at the time, (from THC, The Hydroponic Cryptonite), and I'm free-ballin' with homemade sweatshorts. Two dudes and one of their girlfriends pop up to the park bench we're all chillin' at, (my bass players Jock friends, apparently, none of which I knew).
I'm standing on the bench top minding my own business when one of the guys thought it would be funny and pantsed me. Now, when I say this kids girlfriends face was RIGHT at ball level sitting on the bench top right next to me, I mean, I literally started smacking her in the head with my junk. I told the guy, "You pulled 'em down, YOU pick 'em up!" He clearly was NOT expecting THAT to happen and he got all pissed and pushed me off the bench top. The next day, I'm walking down the street with my girlfriend carrying a Tenor sax in a case and these same a holes roll up on me like they're gonna do something. I went up to the window and they started talking sh**. I cocked my hand back like I was gonna clock dude in the passenger seat square in his face and he flinched, lol! They pulled up the block, got out of the car and just leaned against it as my girl and I walked by, I just looked at 'em and said, "WHAT?" and kept walking. They must have REALLY understood at that point that I had no fear. I don't know,... maybe they saw CrAzY in my eye. I WAS dropping a LOT of acid at the time,...
 
So, WHERE do I attach my submission? I can't understand this forum sh** fer sh**. Oh, and BTW, Brad, it definitely was not @jtcnj who got me sick,...(LOL) The woman I live with, her son-in-law, daughter and THEIR kids came over COUGHING their tuberculi ALL OVER EVERYTHING OUT LOUD! I NEVER get sick,... but when the CIRCUS comes to town,...

I straight up told her to tell them NOT to come over when they're all sick.
 
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