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@LiveeviL2000 You have forgotten to price your ad.

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A Penalty is in order and as GameMaster I set fair value for your ibby at $200 and $100 for the line 6 amp.

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You need to read carefully. In bolt 36pt font it does say $3500 or b/o

Let’s see if this marks this edit.
 
Craigzlizt deal of the year!

This Jackson warrior is a one of a kind custom relic, Imbued with powerful magic and true sex magnetism.

This guitar was built by Mike Shannon under extreme duress, many of you may or may not have heard the story, but he was kidnapped by a satanic cult in southern California, flown to an undisclosed factory and forced to build this very guitar at gunpoint.... Ya this is that guitar! The forbidden fruit!

Legendary Story has it that the wood for the neck was carved from a burned tree in southern Iraq, that belonged to the estate of the Mad Arab..... Yes, That Mad Arab!
I have been told that the body was actually the top lid of a coffin... The resident of which has never been disclosed. . . At least to my knowledge and all of my research over the years..

Real blood (from a gypsy whore) was used to infuse the paint with special abilities. The one of a kind Killswitch is actually used break the signal between the netherworld and this dimension.... I have been told that merely plugging it in can open a rift to where demons may be able to enter our world.... Keeping a finger on the switch is important whenever it is being played.... IF YOU SEE A DEMON WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING THIS GUITAR, YOU MUST HIT THE SWITCH!! I cannot stress this enough!

The sexual energy in the paint works too! The first time I played this guitar on stage 2 girls from the kitchen removed their clothing and rushed the stage, tackling me to the ground! I didn't know what to do! It was amazing! The police wouldn't let me keep the video footage!

The amp is actually an original hand wired JCM 800 that was stuffed into this innocent looking JCM TSL head (that way nobody would try to steal it) it's an amazing head....

This has been the best combo I've ever heard it used before, and sadly.... It all must go, I am getting to old to keep the sluts and the demons away!

Guitar $28,000.00
Amp $3,000.00 I'll throw the V30 loaded cabinet in for free. Must meet face to face in order to hand over the sacred documents and limit my liability.

Pictures below: oh ya and it's got an X2N in the bridge.

Cash only, I don't want any other way to track this thing back to me.

njHytkL.jpg

Qb1iYn6.jpg

PDOH6n9.jpg

GafAwQf.jpg


Proof of sexual magnetism.
3cEWHM3.jpg


Be warned!
 
Craigzlizt deal of the year!

This Jackson warrior is a one of a kind custom relic, Imbued with powerful magic and true sex magnetism.

This guitar was built by Mike Shannon under extreme duress, many of you may or may not have heard the story, but he was kidnapped by a satanic cult in southern California, flown to an undisclosed factory and forced to build this very guitar at gunpoint.... Ya this is that guitar! The forbidden fruit!

Legendary Story has it that the wood for the neck was carved from a burned tree in southern Iraq, that belonged to the estate of the Mad Arab..... Yes, That Mad Arab!
I have been told that the body was actually the top lid of a coffin... The resident of which has never been disclosed. . . At least to my knowledge and all of my research over the years..

Real blood (from a gypsy whore) was used to infuse the paint with special abilities. The one of a kind Killswitch is actually used break the signal between the netherworld and this dimension.... I have been told that merely plugging it in can open a rift to where demons may be able to enter our world.... Keeping a finger on the switch is important whenever it is being played.... IF YOU SEE A DEMON WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING THIS GUITAR, YOU MUST HIT THE SWITCH!! I cannot stress this enough!

The sexual energy in the paint works too! The first time I played this guitar on stage 2 girls from the kitchen removed their clothing and rushed the stage, tackling me to the ground! I didn't know what to do! It was amazing! The police wouldn't let me keep the video footage!

The amp is actually an original hand wired JCM 800 that was stuffed into this innocent looking JCM TSL head (that way nobody would try to steal it) it's an amazing head....

This has been the best combo I've ever heard it used before, and sadly.... It all must go, I am getting to old to keep the sluts and the demons away!

Guitar $28,000.00
Amp $3,000.00 I'll throw the V30 loaded cabinet in for free. Must meet face to face in order to hand over the sacred documents and limit my liability.

Pictures below: oh ya and it's got an X2N in the bridge.

Cash only, I don't want any other way to track this thing back to me.

njHytkL.jpg

Qb1iYn6.jpg

PDOH6n9.jpg

GafAwQf.jpg


Proof of sexual magnetism.
3cEWHM3.jpg


Be warned!
Lmao nice shout out to the Mad Arab, bit of the Necronomicon coursing thru this guitar
 
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