I moved out of the L.A. area 34 years ago and never looked back. Ever since then, I've been living in Groovy Beach which is 15 minutes south of beautiful San Luis Obispo. If someone suggested to me to move to Woodland Hills, I would do one of these...:
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First of all: The Police in Grover don't show up for just cranked Marshall's. They'll show up if you're playing Stairway To Heaven too many times!I used to live in Grover before I migrated here. Given Grover is a mellow spot with cool ocean breezes.
I used to crank Marshalls in the garage until the Police showed up.
First of all: The Police in Grover don't show up for just cranked Marshall's. They'll show up if you're playing Stairway To Heaven too many times!
But more importantly: Where the F is my beer you're supposed to buy me??
After a few too many IPA's, that's usually what happens...You like IPA. Just go bite a tree trunk or eat some yard cuttings...same taste!@@@!

First of all: The Police in Grover don't show up for just cranked Marshall's. They'll show up if you're playing Stairway To Heaven too many times!
But more importantly: Where the F is my beer you're supposed to buy me??
Finns is cool. Lots of built-in outdoor dining accommodations already. You don't have to eat or drink over gas, oil, and antifreeze soaked parking lots. My favorite place is the The Boardroom (Pismo)... Scenery can be a bit more interesting. My favorite place in San Luis Obispo is the Black Sheep.Finns / Shark Bar?
Or where?
I like the food at Finns.
The Ebola also originated there too. Mongo's is also called The Three Fat Guys. People have mysteriously disappeared after going in there!Remember, COVID originated at Mongo's. I'm not going there. Besides the food is cold, and I hate that.
First of all: The Police in Grover don't show up for just cranked Marshall's. They'll show up if you're playing Stairway To Heaven too many times!
But more importantly: Where the F is my beer you're supposed to buy me??
Finns is cool. Lots of built-in outdoor dining accommodations already. You don't have to eat or drink over gas, oil, and antifreeze soaked parking lots. My favorite place is the The Boardroom (Pismo)... Scenery can be a bit more interesting. My favorite place in San Luis Obispo is the Black Sheep.
The Ebola also originated there too. Mongo's is also called The Three Fat Guys. People have mysteriously disappeared after going in there!
Do you live on central coast too?The police are actually pretty tolerant here, but it is after all the town that gave the world Black Flag, Pennywise, Circle Jerks and the Descendents.
I'm in on the beer too by the way.
In his belly... or half way to the ocean by now....
But more importantly: Where the F is my beer you're supposed to buy me??
I ain't giving Hawaii nuthin!Cali? -- that state aint fallen in the ocean yet????
Ya'll go to the state line and JUMP UP AND DOWN REAL FAST --- sure would help things along, and the wave would give Hawaii a good spit shine ta boot![]()
Do you live on central coast too?
I just finished a beer.I just want a beer.

It's a long drive from Hermosa....No, Hermosa Beach, South Bay Los Angeles. This was a big Hardcore Punk oasis in the late '70's and '80's. Some of the vibe still survives but a little more of it does sadly die each day. I just want a beer.
It's a long drive from Hermosa....
Mimosas? sure ill take a pitcher pleaseIt's a long drive from Hermosa....