Welcome, POOP KNIFE

[ivan H]

Welcome POOP KNIFE, welcome. Cheers

 

[dmatthews]

For the more firm feces, and dense dookies

Or how about a crap spatula, for those greasy species of feces?

 

[Ramo]

 

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[Ramo]

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Bon Appetite senior!

 

[Boo]

Somebody rang?

You need one of these

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That looks like one of my claws...

 

[TVvoodoo]

Welcome @POOP KNIFE , perhaps you've heard this before but if find you often require a knife perhaps your diet is lacking in fibre.
I suggest fresh or dried fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and don't forget to stay properly hydrated

Much easier to pinch off he soft loaves than slicing through the hard and crusty ones.

Just trying to be helpful, that's my superpower

 

[dmatthews]

Now THAT'S a S H I T sammich!

 

[dmatthews]

I think a strainer is required. This will assist in acquiring the sinkers and the floaters.




Wok this way!

 

[POOP KNIFE]

Welcome @POOP KNIFE , perhaps you've heard this before but if find you often require a knife perhaps your diet is lacking in fibre.
I suggest fresh or dried fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and don't forget to stay properly hydrated

Much easier to pinch off he soft loaves than slicing through the hard and crusty ones.

Just trying to be helpful, that's my superpower

Are you trying to put me out of business?! How am I supposed to feed my kids? I mean maybe I can get a restaurant job or something, but cutting turds is my life's work. Who is POOP KNIFE, really, if I'm not slicing a loaf? I'm not sure I could even look at myself in the mirror...

 

[Ramo]

Somebody rang?


That looks like one of my claws...

You have natural poop knife then. Lol

 

[POOP KNIFE]

Somebody rang?


That looks like one of my claws...

We meet at last. With natural assets like this you could have a promising future in the poop reduction and removal industry. I'll have my eye on you.

 

[dmatthews]

We meet at last. With natural assets like this you could have a promising future in the poop reduction and removal industry. I'll have my eye on you.

Would I be out of line in suggesting that POOP KNIFE should cut the S H I T?

 

[dmatthews]

But.... we're only at 110 posts so far. I feel like the sky's truly the limit since @POOP KNIFE showed up.

When was the last time a new member totally owned TTR for a whole day? I feel like we are witnessing a historical moment in time. Do you really want the excitement to end?

You spelled "excrement to end" wrong...

 

[SIx String Chef]

@eSGEe is missing all the fun. I guess he is too busy doing actual stuff in the real world to visit the twisted reality he helped to create anymore.

I was asking myself earlier today whether anyone has seen eSGEe recently? I haven't...

 

[SIx String Chef]

Welcome @POOP KNIFE , perhaps you've heard this before but if find you often require a knife perhaps your diet is lacking in fibre.
I suggest fresh or dried fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and don't forget to stay properly hydrated

Much easier to pinch off he soft loaves than slicing through the hard and crusty ones.

Just trying to be helpful, that's my superpower

Cmon TVvoodoo! Are you trying to deprive poor Poop Knife of a job???

 

[SIx String Chef]

But.... we're only at 110 posts so far. I feel like the sky's truly the limit since @POOP KNIFE showed up.

When was the last time a new member totally owned TTR for a whole day? I feel like we are witnessing a historical moment in time. Do you really want the excitement to end?

The goes on (the goes on)... Lah didah didee... Lah didah didah

 

[Boo]

We meet at last. With natural assets like this you could have a promising future in the poop reduction and removal industry. I'll have my eye on you.

I kick litter in your brown eye!

 

[SIx String Chef]

But.... we're only at 110 posts so far. I feel like the sky's truly the limit since @POOP KNIFE showed up.

When was the last time a new member totally owned TTR for a whole day? I feel like we are witnessing a historical moment in time. Do you really want the excitement to end?

C'mon west-coasters and other time-zoners... The night is still young and this thread's still got legs!!

 

[Thatbastarddon]

I kick litter in your brown eye!