TTR Game of Toanz

The idol was almost surely in the grasp of Heinous Anus, who's rap was top shelf, plus he earned +3 bonus points for second best rap and word scramble effort. Unfortunately by failing to submit before deadline Chapter 20, he took himself out of the running for any community votes for the idol. Despite being distracted by "The Salsa Incident" he still finishes Chapter 20 with his well-earned +3 bonus points.

He did make a submission slightly late, and a solid submission it was. Therefore Cowboy had decided to cut his -3 penalty in half to -1.5 for Chapter 21 voting.

Now here's where it gets interesting. B-Bobs rap was pretty good, and he also had +3 for winning destroying the rap field, now sitting at 7 natural votes. Dagger Don is sitting at 10 points, within reach of B-Bob... OMG it's gonna be close!

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The results are in. Dagger Don leans heavy on his extra bonus point for third place rap, and strong stadium tour performance to win immunity once again with 11 points. Barbarian Bob and Jett Roxx right on his hiney with 10 points each.
McMeister suffering under a penalty for not actually rapping earned 4, and still managed to beat out Heinous
who missed submitting but still had +3 bonus points to lean on.

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There's a lesson here. Don't miss a submission, and follow the rules to a tee if you want to be able to set your ass comfortably on the Throne of Toanz! Of course, playing it fast and loose adds more drama. Rock Stars do love drama, don't they?

Congrats Donny, you know the idol rules. Hang in there while I cue up a very exciting Chapter 21!

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Chapter 21
Cover Me
The Worldwide "We Own You, Bitches" Tour sold out quick! In fact four stadium dates had to be added! You know all that chatter about the $10,000 Taylor Swift tickets? That’s a pittance compared to the prices your tour commanded. It was a whirlwind of huge crowds, hot ladies, and decadent after-parties. This Challenge is a FOUR PARTER - we love the complexity right?

Whatever you touch seems to turn to pure 24K gold. Every. Dang. Thing! Being carelessly wealthy, with an estimated personal value around $12 Million, your savvy financial advisor/coke dealer suggests you invest and reward yourself all at the same time. This requires you to purchase:

Step 1. A rock star quality set of wheels to drive (show us one pic).
Step 2. A suitable rock star shack wherefore to hang your hat (show us one or two pics).

After all that travel, you’re prepping to head back to the Bahamas to finish the album, and also work on a concert film with amazeballz footage from that massive world tour event. As expected, the media wants a big piece of you. Almost every day, it's interviews, photo shoots, interviews.

Step 3.
visit this link: COVER ME where you will create a magazine cover featuring a rock star who could be you, and some article titles. Premier Guitar, Time Magazine, Creem, whatever. Doesn't matter. But the cover and article does need to celebrate the massive musical artist celebrity known as YOU! There are various other sites and ways to get this done. I don’t care how you do it. If you require assistance I can help a little bit or ask another TTR member with skillz. Chicks dig men with skilz.

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Finally, Step 4.
Post a five questions interview posed to you by a reporter for the headline feature interview/article, and your answer that got printed. Feel free to ad lib a bit. Have some fun! YOUR goal here is to out-ego the other stars with your massively engorged guitar god celebrity self-love.
After all, you ARE absolutely the greatest gift to mankind! You know this, the reporter knows this, and so must everyone else. The main criteria for Chapter 21 voting will be your out-of-control vanity.

Suggested questions: “When was the first time your realized you were going to be a star?” “From where does your amazingly unique tone and style come from?” “Describe a typical day in the life of a modern Guitar God and Music icon” “From here to where?” These are only suggested, plus add one more of your own. Five questions, five answers. A fake interview.

Four part challenge. Car. Crib. Magazine Cover. Interview.
This is an elimination round. One of you will fall off the stage to be devoured by sex hungry groupies in a terribly public but also fatal incident.
After this round there will remain only four rock stars standing.

YOUR DEADLINE IS ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT

GO!
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Does someone always hold the idol? Even to last rounds? In theory the last round the one with idol coild screw up major but win? Just curious.
 
Barbarian Bob has a few things to say.

1) when a challenge starts off with the “I’m to sexy” video …. You know it’s gonna be a good one!

2) how does Barbarian Bob”s ego get “MORE” inflated!?! Last I checked it’s at max psi!

3) my option here is win or death by mob sex …. Sounds sort of win-win to me!

4) what unlucky SOB drew the short straw to interview Barbarian Bob? That poor bastard is in for a ride!
 
Chapter 21
With the wealth Barbarian Bob has amassed. It's time to buy a modest ride and house that says BARBARIAN BOB!!!
First the Barbarian Mobile.


Then Barbarian Bob went and bought a little beachfront house with a pool. Good for those after gig gatherings.


Barbarian Bob was also featured in HOT METAL magazine. Barbarian Bob framed the issue.


Here is the interview inside the magazine on page 25!

Barbarian Bob Exclusive Interview
By: Dixie Everhard

Dixie:
Bob …

B.B.: Please, you can call me Barbarian Bob.

Dixie: ok… “Barbarian Bob” … When you started out, did you know you were going to make it this big?

B.B.: Of course! It’s Barbarian Bob’s destiny. The blood of metal gods flow through Barbarian Bob’s veins.

Dixie: You are being compared to some of the best metal guitarist playing today. You are being compared to Dagger Don, Heinous Anus, Jett Roxx, and McMeister. How does that feel?

B.B.: Let Barbarian Bob stop you right there. You have it all wrong. They are being compared to Barbarian Bob, not the other way. Barbarian Bob is METAL TO THE CORE!!! Those other guys try hard to be like Barbarian Bob, and who can blame them!

Dixie: And what about your famous line Metal to the Core, where did that originate?

B.B.: That’s a good question Dixie! It was handed down the day Barbarian Bob was told about the destiny which was thrust upon Barbarian Bob. It was the day Odin came down from Asgard and bestowed the power of METAL upon Barbarian Bob.

Dixie: Some say you are delusional; some people contribute it to your reported drug use. What do you say to that?

B.B.: Delusional? Barbarian Bob don’t know magic like that.

Dixie: What?!?

B.B.: Barbarian Bob went to a magic show once where the guy did delusions.

Dixie: uh huh … lets wrap this up. Can you give me one phrase to sum up your meteoric rise to the near top of the metal scene?

B.B.: hmmmm …. METAL TO THE CORE!!! \nn/

Dixie: …naturally
 
Jett Roxx finally got some wheels worthy of himself.

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And a house to match

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Interview from the mag follows.

Q- So how long have you played guitar?

I was handed a guitar in the womb and it never stopped since. It was my destiny!!

Q – What’s it like to have the whole world know you?

The whole world is fortunate. I deserve to be recognized everywhere for what I have done, unlike Barbarian Bob and his band of misfits. I didn’t ask for this, I was chosen.

Q – Describe a typical day

A tour day? A regular day? A regular day consists of me sleeping in till like 1 PM. I get my big brekkie served to me by my butler. Perhaps an early cocktail or 2. Then lounge by the pool with some chicks. Eat more. Play a little guitar. Drink more. Sleep. Over and over…

Q – Your guitar sound seems to have evolved

It’s because I learned so fast. The technology couldn’t keep up with me. Changes were inevitable as I amassed more and more expensive gear. Some amps I only use for one song. They perform or I use another.

Q – Can you tell us about why you wanted to be a rock star?

As I said, it was my destiny. I was chosen for whatever reason to be a rock god and I will fulfill my destiny! Where’s the beer, enough of this!
 
Jett Roxx finally got some wheels worthy of himself.

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And a house to match

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Interview from the mag follows.

Q- So how long have you played guitar?

I was handed a guitar in the womb and it never stopped since. It was my destiny!!

Q – What’s it like to have the whole world know you?

The whole world is fortunate. I deserve to be recognized everywhere for what I have done, unlike Barbarian Bob and his band of misfits. I didn’t ask for this, I was chosen.

Q – Describe a typical day

A tour day? A regular day? A regular day consists of me sleeping in till like 1 PM. I get my big brekkie served to me by my butler. Perhaps an early cocktail or 2. Then lounge by the pool with some chicks. Eat more. Play a little guitar. Drink more. Sleep. Over and over…

Q – Your guitar sound seems to have evolved

It’s because I learned so fast. The technology couldn’t keep up with me. Changes were inevitable as I amassed more and more expensive gear. Some amps I only use for one song. They perform or I use another.

Q – Can you tell us about why you wanted to be a rock star?

As I said, it was my destiny. I was chosen for whatever reason to be a rock god and I will fulfill my destiny! Where’s the beer, enough of this!
AWESOME!!!! Barbarian Bob is almost impressed.
 
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