Dammit! I already chose a victim…ummmmmm….an adversary….shoot….well….do I hafta put Squatcher & Waistland to Creep on the marquee?…my space is limited…
…as is my imagination….
TTR Game of Toanz
- Thread starter TVvoodoo
- Start date
…as is my imagination….
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
@Thatbastarddon Only your own.. headliner band gets the marquee
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
The members of Brutal Sex are excited and nervous about their first gig.
They don’t know what the fund raiser is for, but they are sure there will be women there and people who will raise their hands and bang their heads.
Tommy is in the mirror practicing his moves, primping his hair.
Ricky is practicing his bass lines and setting up the set list.
Meat sits behind his drums just staring into space twirling his drumsticks …. Weird!!!
Barbarian Bob is licking the green moldy walls almost clean. Speaking to the gods. Something about his godly destiny or some such.
…. Bob might need an intervention soon…
Only 24 hours to show time….
They don’t know what the fund raiser is for, but they are sure there will be women there and people who will raise their hands and bang their heads.
Tommy is in the mirror practicing his moves, primping his hair.
Ricky is practicing his bass lines and setting up the set list.
Meat sits behind his drums just staring into space twirling his drumsticks …. Weird!!!
Barbarian Bob is licking the green moldy walls almost clean. Speaking to the gods. Something about his godly destiny or some such.
…. Bob might need an intervention soon…
Only 24 hours to show time….
G.O.T. Chapter 10
Last Saturday’s charity gig IAATE is in the books
( I am allergic to everything)
I am also glad we brought the extra pyrotechnics.. it may has well saved our performance.
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The opening act was a very good one. And their show was top notch.
A big shout out to Squatcher ..
You guys made our band nervous as hell..
that and then this guy was in the audience to criticize our very existence.
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And that he did.
I have no idea what makes him think he can criticize all that he does. But somehow people cling to his words.
He stated we could barely keep time. And the singer Ian was off cue, and out of sync with the rest of us.
It was bad enough that we were nervous after the magnificent performance of Squacther.
But we held together and in our true fashion chugged out our brand of metal to the end of the show.
Our saving grace was the Jack laced tea. And all those extra pyrotechnics…. We lit them off on every song we played..
And the cheers far outweighed our nerves.
Mic Miester Metal
Last Saturday’s charity gig IAATE is in the books
( I am allergic to everything)
I am also glad we brought the extra pyrotechnics.. it may has well saved our performance.
[url=https://postimages.org/]
[/URL]The opening act was a very good one. And their show was top notch.
A big shout out to Squatcher ..
You guys made our band nervous as hell..
that and then this guy was in the audience to criticize our very existence.
[url=https://postimg.cc/F7cryvyQ]
[/URL]And that he did.
I have no idea what makes him think he can criticize all that he does. But somehow people cling to his words.
He stated we could barely keep time. And the singer Ian was off cue, and out of sync with the rest of us.
It was bad enough that we were nervous after the magnificent performance of Squacther.
But we held together and in our true fashion chugged out our brand of metal to the end of the show.
Our saving grace was the Jack laced tea. And all those extra pyrotechnics…. We lit them off on every song we played..
And the cheers far outweighed our nerves.
Mic Miester Metal
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP please add to your submission what IAATE stands for
It’s in there in parentheses
Third line down
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
CHAPTER 10
The guys played the show the other night, they pick up a copy of HAPPENINGS MAGAZINE, They huddle around and read the article...
TRANSCRIPT:
BRUTAL SEX or “Brutally Sucks”
Last Saturday’s Foundation for Quadriplegic Incontinent Men (QUIM) fundraising event was a musical feast, and a tribal triumph! But, it was also very nearly a horrific human disaster.
Two bands played Roseland that night. Squatcher opened and Brutal Sex Headlined. Squatcher was the more refined performance. Giving a great show, working the crowd, excellent song choices for the crowd that night. Brutal Sex was a different story all together At first they seemed promising, The front man has all the tools to be electrifying. With an animalistic drummer and a Zakk Wylde look-a-like guitarist, they have stage presence. They obviously didn’t do their homework like Squatcher did.
Their first song “Loud n Rowdy” is an 80’s style crowd pleaser which begs for audience participation. Unfortunately, that participation requires limbs. Something the quadriplegic community is slightly lacking. With lines like “Raise your horns and Raise your hands high” with their front man egging the audience to “COME ON LETS SEE THOSE HANDS!!” Needless to say, it was a complete fail. It’s as if the band just performed what they practiced in their rehearsal space.
The drummer went into a fully entertaining drum solo, which warmed the crowd up a bit. But I could tell, if some of the crowd could, I bet they would have walked out, lucky for Brutal Sex they basically had a captive audience.
Then something miraculous happened. The band must have discussed a change in strategy during the drum solo. They came out with their next song “Sultry Seductress”. From stage left and stage right came a dozen scantily clad women descending the stage as the song played. Leading each line of women were two girls dressed as a stripper version of The Mario Brothers! The girls worked the crowd as the song played. Tommy jumped down pointing at various men and the women would straddle them. The crowd suddenly went into a wild frenzy. I’m sure all the guys all crapped themselves! Brilliant move and a show saver.
They made a goat performance into a G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) SHOW in one song. The QUIM fund raiser collected funds that night, one dollar at a time! Thanks to the members of BRUTAL SEX and their showmanship.
BRUTAL SEX – Not just a catchy name
~Cyril Sneer
The guys played the show the other night, they pick up a copy of HAPPENINGS MAGAZINE, They huddle around and read the article...
TRANSCRIPT:
BRUTAL SEX or “Brutally Sucks”
Last Saturday’s Foundation for Quadriplegic Incontinent Men (QUIM) fundraising event was a musical feast, and a tribal triumph! But, it was also very nearly a horrific human disaster.
Two bands played Roseland that night. Squatcher opened and Brutal Sex Headlined. Squatcher was the more refined performance. Giving a great show, working the crowd, excellent song choices for the crowd that night. Brutal Sex was a different story all together At first they seemed promising, The front man has all the tools to be electrifying. With an animalistic drummer and a Zakk Wylde look-a-like guitarist, they have stage presence. They obviously didn’t do their homework like Squatcher did.
Their first song “Loud n Rowdy” is an 80’s style crowd pleaser which begs for audience participation. Unfortunately, that participation requires limbs. Something the quadriplegic community is slightly lacking. With lines like “Raise your horns and Raise your hands high” with their front man egging the audience to “COME ON LETS SEE THOSE HANDS!!” Needless to say, it was a complete fail. It’s as if the band just performed what they practiced in their rehearsal space.
The drummer went into a fully entertaining drum solo, which warmed the crowd up a bit. But I could tell, if some of the crowd could, I bet they would have walked out, lucky for Brutal Sex they basically had a captive audience.
Then something miraculous happened. The band must have discussed a change in strategy during the drum solo. They came out with their next song “Sultry Seductress”. From stage left and stage right came a dozen scantily clad women descending the stage as the song played. Leading each line of women were two girls dressed as a stripper version of The Mario Brothers! The girls worked the crowd as the song played. Tommy jumped down pointing at various men and the women would straddle them. The crowd suddenly went into a wild frenzy. I’m sure all the guys all crapped themselves! Brilliant move and a show saver.
They made a goat performance into a G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) SHOW in one song. The QUIM fund raiser collected funds that night, one dollar at a time! Thanks to the members of BRUTAL SEX and their showmanship.
BRUTAL SEX – Not just a catchy name
~Cyril Sneer
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Hahah nice one!!! Damn, @Mitch Pearrow SJMP is the consummate professional with timely manner!!!G.O.T. Chapter 10
Last Saturday’s charity gig IAATE is in the books
( I am allergic to everything)
I am also glad we brought the extra pyrotechnics.. it may has well saved our performance.
[url=https://postimages.org/]
The opening act was a very good one. And their show was top notch.
A big shout out to Squatcher ..
You guys made our band nervous as hell..
that and then this guy was in the audience to criticize our very existence.
[url=https://postimg.cc/F7cryvyQ]
And that he did.
I have no idea what makes him think he can criticize all that he does. But somehow people cling to his words.
He stated we could barely keep time. And the singer Ian was off cue, and out of sync with the rest of us.
It was bad enough that we were nervous after the magnificent performance of Squacther.
But we held together and in our true fashion chugged out our brand of metal to the end of the show.
Our saving grace was the Jack laced tea. And all those extra pyrotechnics…. We lit them off on every song we played..
And the cheers far outweighed our nerves.
Mic Miester Metal
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Bwahahaha QUIM!!!!! I see what you did there!
And it earned a dollar at a time no less .....obviously the "hard way"
Very well done brother BB
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
I knew someone would catch that.
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
REVIEW.
Last Saturday’s Foundation for Canadians Undergoing Neurological Trauma fundraising event was a musical feast, and a tribal triumph! But, it was also very nearly a horrific human disaster.
The opening act was Squatcher, a new local act that did not disappoint. Very musical, the songs came rapid fire. All elements worked together to create a rich sonic palette full of fast moving rock songs. The guitar playing was excellent and the crowd was really grooving to them. Everything pointed to them being the headliner at this point.
Then followed Danger Us, a new band as well. They were very loud. The drummer kept spinning his sticks and missing cues. The audience was truly getting restless. When the first pyro went off, it caught the bass player by surprise and he stumbled backwards, falling over his amplifier. The rest of the band kept playing as his limp body lay prone over the SVT rig. At that, the crowd hushed. Then like clockwork more pyro went off causing each member to pretend to be caught off guard and fall about the stage, staggering and leering. They kept right on playing through all of this.
The crowd loved it. Never have I seen a C*NT audience more involved in a show. They started chanting "Pyro! Pyro".
At the end, all members laid down on the stage with their guitars held over their heads.
The showmanship saved the show for them in my opinion.
Cyril Sneer
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Bwahahah and I see what YOU did there too: Canadians Undergoing Neurological Trauma!
REVIEW.
Last Saturday’s Foundation for Canadians Undergoing Neurological Trauma fundraising event was a musical feast, and a tribal triumph! But, it was also very nearly a horrific human disaster.
The opening act was Squatcher, a new local act that did not disappoint. Very musical, the songs came rapid fire. All elements worked together to create a rich sonic palette full of fast moving rock songs. The guitar playing was excellent and the crowd was really grooving to them. Everything pointed to them being the headliner at this point.
Then followed Danger Us, a new band as well. They were very loud. The drummer kept spinning his sticks and missing cues. The audience was truly getting restless. When the first pyro went off, it caught the bass player by surprise and he stumbled backwards, falling over his amplifier. The rest of the band kept playing as his limp body lay prone over the SVT rig. At that, the crowd hushed. Then like clockwork more pyro went off causing each member to pretend to be caught off guard and fall about the stage, staggering and leering. They kept right on playing through all of this.
The crowd loved it. Never have I seen a C*NT audience more involved in a show. They started chanting "Pyro! Pyro".
At the end, all members laid down on the stage with their guitars held over their heads.
The showmanship saved the show for them in my opinion.
Cyril Sneer
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LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Great minds!!!
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
That was perfect!
REVIEW.
Last Saturday’s Foundation for Canadians Undergoing Neurological Trauma fundraising event was a musical feast, and a tribal triumph! But, it was also very nearly a horrific human disaster.
The opening act was Squatcher, a new local act that did not disappoint. Very musical, the songs came rapid fire. All elements worked together to create a rich sonic palette full of fast moving rock songs. The guitar playing was excellent and the crowd was really grooving to them. Everything pointed to them being the headliner at this point.
Then followed Danger Us, a new band as well. They were very loud. The drummer kept spinning his sticks and missing cues. The audience was truly getting restless. When the first pyro went off, it caught the bass player by surprise and he stumbled backwards, falling over his amplifier. The rest of the band kept playing as his limp body lay prone over the SVT rig. At that, the crowd hushed. Then like clockwork more pyro went off causing each member to pretend to be caught off guard and fall about the stage, staggering and leering. They kept right on playing through all of this.
The crowd loved it. Never have I seen a C*NT audience more involved in a show. They started chanting "Pyro! Pyro".
At the end, all members laid down on the stage with their guitars held over their heads.
The showmanship saved the show for them in my opinion.
Cyril Sneer
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But why is Squatcher so Squatching good!!
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
GOT
Well we did it not sure the Band was quite ready but we did a Benefit concert for a Local kid Needing a Kidney Transplant glad Squatcher was There as some of those guys are more seasoned than my own fellow musicians but we saved the day and my LED skeleton Solo stole the whole Show there happend to be some Music Critic who was in Attendance and Tried to get a Interview with Thunderskull after the show but stormed off after a few Questions and thunderskull looking down at him breathing with no other sound is rather intimidating (as i have said ThunderSkull doesn’t speak to Humans when in character) but i happend to pick up his article in a Local entertainment magazine called Happenins Magazine
Article by Mr Cecil Sneer
Last Saturdays CHARITY Event for KIDNEY BOY was a rather swinging experience never to say the least. Local Legends Squatcher opened up for a band called LAST RESORT when i first saw this being the expert on local Talent and never have heard of them i came with my Anger to critique a band that should have never been a head liner. Squatcher Laid Down the usual rock solid performance!
Then we get to the New comer’s Last resort the first song they opened with was i want to say good but not Great the crowd then went silent as all lights went off THis Musical Genius Dressed in a Led Skeleton outfit and mask starts a guitar solo that last 9 mins when a few band member bass and drums involved the audience was reeled in and captured by some sort of tractor beam i know it sound strange but this guys playing and light effects on his outfit was second to none when the lights came on some in the crowd were in tears the singer speaks up “that was something special our Boy from parts Unknown wrote last week for this event for Kidney boy” Come on out Kidney BoY
And this guy came out head banging walked up to the Giant thunderskull and gave him a Hug in return thunderskull gave the little lad a toy
Quite a show i was still Disappointed as i wanted to Interview the Thunderskull guy but when i asked questions all he did was breath would not speak then the Drummer brain came by and said he doesn’t speak your wasting your time
But all in all i will say that was one of the most Incredible guitar performances this critic has ever seen. Look for Last Resort to make it Big with that kind of Talent
Cecil Sneer
Well we did it not sure the Band was quite ready but we did a Benefit concert for a Local kid Needing a Kidney Transplant glad Squatcher was There as some of those guys are more seasoned than my own fellow musicians but we saved the day and my LED skeleton Solo stole the whole Show there happend to be some Music Critic who was in Attendance and Tried to get a Interview with Thunderskull after the show but stormed off after a few Questions and thunderskull looking down at him breathing with no other sound is rather intimidating (as i have said ThunderSkull doesn’t speak to Humans when in character) but i happend to pick up his article in a Local entertainment magazine called Happenins Magazine
Article by Mr Cecil Sneer
Last Saturdays CHARITY Event for KIDNEY BOY was a rather swinging experience never to say the least. Local Legends Squatcher opened up for a band called LAST RESORT when i first saw this being the expert on local Talent and never have heard of them i came with my Anger to critique a band that should have never been a head liner. Squatcher Laid Down the usual rock solid performance!
Then we get to the New comer’s Last resort the first song they opened with was i want to say good but not Great the crowd then went silent as all lights went off THis Musical Genius Dressed in a Led Skeleton outfit and mask starts a guitar solo that last 9 mins when a few band member bass and drums involved the audience was reeled in and captured by some sort of tractor beam i know it sound strange but this guys playing and light effects on his outfit was second to none when the lights came on some in the crowd were in tears the singer speaks up “that was something special our Boy from parts Unknown wrote last week for this event for Kidney boy” Come on out Kidney BoY
And this guy came out head banging walked up to the Giant thunderskull and gave him a Hug in return thunderskull gave the little lad a toy
Quite a show i was still Disappointed as i wanted to Interview the Thunderskull guy but when i asked questions all he did was breath would not speak then the Drummer brain came by and said he doesn’t speak your wasting your time
But all in all i will say that was one of the most Incredible guitar performances this critic has ever seen. Look for Last Resort to make it Big with that kind of Talent
Cecil Sneer