TTR Game of Toanz

Fellas... please let's not try to out-extreme each other with the adult nature of this content. Again please keep the language and content safely in-bounds ...
I'm guilty of setting it up to go that direction, but being too literal with things is the WRONG path to take... your post might be decimated or outright removed. Fair warning!


 
G.O.T.

Band rehearsal was a blast.. and we got tighter on the songs as the night grew long.

We were going to meet up at some dive they had played before.
Since I also have played there in the past , I decided to grab Bobbie, n Gizelle and get to know them and there haunts a little better.
It was pretty warm that night, and they were dressed for the occasion
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Bad Axis

Because of the way it flows an makes you all feel like
Bad ass’s
 
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Well we get done with rehearsal, I nail every song, even adding some tasty pick squeals and improvising some speedy solos... We are starting to really gel as a band.

We go out for some grub at the local watering hole/pub. All the guys are drinking and getting wasted. I'm just having a sprite.

The girls come in, they have been partying elsewhere and decided to join us.
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The guys aren't really paying them any attention, as we're talking about a new name for the band.

I catch the girls staring at me a few times, so I let them catch me staring at them a few times.
They have this flirty look about them....
I blurt out, Hey girls did you get some food yet?
They said they were starving but the wanted jack in the box..... They hated the food at this pub.

Since I'm the only person in the place not hammered drunk I tell them I'll run them to Jack in the crack.... They get in my big 4x4 truck and we start down the road, immediately they start saying they'd really like something in their crack..... I gave them a smirk and said oh ya? Would this work? Eyeballing my crotch..... Gizzelle jumps right over and starts grabbing at me like a piece of meat! I park the truck in the nearest parking lot, dig through my console to dig out the lifesavers...
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We all crawl into the backseat and flat get after it!
We don't call them Ford's, ScrewCabs for nothing!
Those two girls taught me a few things I wouldn't care to repeat in mixed company. What a workout!
An hour later we collected our slimed up and out selves and I drive them thru the drive thru at Jack in the crack.... Bobbie didn't even bother putting her shirt back on, she was just sprawled across my lap passed out. Finally I drove them home.

Here are some of the band names that came to my mind after our sweaty marathon sexfest in the back seat.

1. Anal Post
2. Love Shared Lips
3. Whore Mouth

I sent texts to the band that night after a hot shower and a good scrubbing.... "I've got it!" I said...

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I don't think I've seen a chick hotter than that blonde in my whole life. Man. I wonder if she's low maintenance.
 
Ok... we have three bands named with pretty effin killer logos (if you went back to 1981 to ask 15 year-old tvvoodoo).

Fellas as directed...two ladies together in one photo and your logo on a plain background without the lines if at all possible. "Wyld Stallyns" is already taken BTW

I'm still hungry for moar tho!!!

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In the name of ROCK
This going to be my submission

I will take all penalties issued
The amount of "Stick it to the Man" you exhibit in every round makes @iblive look down upon you from Valhalla and puff his chest out with pride!!!
Barbarian Bob aka. "psychopath" METAL TO THE CORE!!! \nn/
Idol.JPG <-- WOODEN TO THE CORE!!! \nn/ (just ask Gizzelle)
 
@Headache
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Personally I comedically love it. Problem is it would be more likely to score you handcuffs, a night in jail, and a REAL headache more than anything else I think. DON'T wear that to camp! Lol.
 
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Personally I love it. Problem is it would be more likely to score you handcuffs, a night in jail, and a REAL headache more than anything else I think. DON'T wear that to camp! Lol.

Ha ha oh in real life I would never!
Heck I'm the Vice Principal at a middle school!
We attend church across the street, my kids are both youth pastors, I coach, ha ha ha I'd be run out of town!
 
Ha ha oh in real life I would never!
Heck I'm the Vice Principal at a middle school!
We attend church across the street, my kids are both youth pastors, I coach, ha ha ha I'd be run out of town!
Well, it is a funny shirt for sure. Can't be denied. Lol.

Vice Principle?? Wowser. I knew you were involved in a camp thing.

Now we have to call you Mr. Headache. :BH:

BTW, I knew you would not actually wear that. hahahahs
 
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