Well we get done with rehearsal, I nail every song, even adding some tasty pick squeals and improvising some speedy solos... We are starting to really gel as a band.
We go out for some grub at the local watering hole/pub. All the guys are drinking and getting wasted. I'm just having a sprite.
The girls come in, they have been partying elsewhere and decided to join us.
The guys aren't really paying them any attention, as we're talking about a new name for the band.
I catch the girls staring at me a few times, so I let them catch me staring at them a few times.
They have this flirty look about them....
I blurt out, Hey girls did you get some food yet?
They said they were starving but the wanted jack in the box..... They hated the food at this pub.
Since I'm the only person in the place not hammered drunk I tell them I'll run them to Jack in the crack.... They get in my big 4x4 truck and we start down the road, immediately they start saying they'd really like something in their crack..... I gave them a smirk and said oh ya? Would this work? Eyeballing my crotch..... Gizzelle jumps right over and starts grabbing at me like a piece of meat! I park the truck in the nearest parking lot, dig through my console to dig out the lifesavers...
We all crawl into the backseat and flat get after it!
We don't call them Ford's, ScrewCabs for nothing!
Those two girls taught me a few things I wouldn't care to repeat in mixed company. What a workout!
An hour later we collected our slimed up and out selves and I drive them thru the drive thru at Jack in the crack.... Bobbie didn't even bother putting her shirt back on, she was just sprawled across my lap passed out. Finally I drove them home.
Here are some of the band names that came to my mind after our sweaty marathon sexfest in the back seat.
1. Anal Post
2. Love Shared Lips
3. Whore Mouth
I sent texts to the band that night after a hot shower and a good scrubbing.... "I've got it!" I said...