TTR Game of Toanz

Well, needless to say, my schedule did not allow me to go to the local Guitar Sinner - neither did my ankle monitor. There are so many posts that I can't remember the rules, not that I ever gave two :poo:s about rules anyway, but I couldn't find them...all I remember is at least two minutes and no nudity or goats. but, there's some cool :poo: in this thing...a real f.a.r.t, alcohol abuse, pick slides, ugly hats, a skeleton at Home Depot, setting a guitar on fire, and a song about the devil.


If you guys don't dig this, then you're already dead....
 
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Well, needless to say, my schedule did not allow me to go to the local Guitar Sinner - neither did my ankle monitor. There are so many posts that I can't remember the rules, not that I ever gave two :poo:s about rules anyway, but I couldn't find them...all I remember is at least two minutes and no nudity or goats. but, there's some cool :poo: in this thing...a real f.a.r.t, alcohol abuse, pick slides, ugly hats, a skeleton at Home Depot, setting a guitar on fire, and a song about the devil.


If you guys don't dig this, then you're already dead....
Nice work brother,, well done
 
Well, needless to say, my schedule did not allow me to go to the local Guitar Sinner - neither did my ankle monitor. There are so many posts that I can't remember the rules, not that I ever gave two :poo:s about rules anyway, but I couldn't find them...all I remember is at least two minutes and no nudity or goats. but, there's some cool :poo: in this thing...a real f.a.r.t, alcohol abuse, pick slides, ugly hats, a skeleton at Home Depot, setting a guitar on fire, and a song about the devil.


If you guys don't dig this, then you're already dead....
OPENING THIS WEEKEND AT A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!
@Inspector #20 Takes on the World

Here’s what the critics have to say!

The New York Times writes- “a musical extravaganza never to be seen again”

“A must see event for the criminally creative”-Rotten Tomatoes

“The movie you never knew you had to see”- writes Siskle and Ebert

“A horrifyingly good time for some”- Chicago Tribune

Tickets are now available. Check listings for show times.
 
Also... @Inspector #20 while I didn't like the fact it was edited up and not a straight run ( the free-flow part of the challenge to me) Cowboy found it rather entertaining, particularly the trail humor. He demands I award you a Petey. I'm not one to cross an ornery cuss like him on Sunday so Cab Bangin' PETEY is yours!

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I can think of no better thing I'd rather do with a Rickenbacker.
 
[MESSAGE FROM THE IMMORAL MINORITY]

Greetings, Sinners....

To the first person to correctly name (in a post) every song played in my video, with the correct time stamps, i shall bestow upon said degenerate a package of Ernie Ball Cobalt .010 x .046 strings.

[END TRANSMISSION]
 
Also... @Inspector #20 while I didn't like the fact it was edited up and not a straight run ( the free-flow part of the challenge to me) Cowboy found it rather entertaining, particularly the trail humor. He demands I award you a Petey. I'm not one to cross an ornery cuss like him on Sunday so Cab Bangin' PETEY is yours!

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I can think of no better thing I'd rather do with a Rickenbacker.

Thank you, oh glorious strap monger! I couldn't resist the edits, in the interest of humor, of course! I actually stayed up until 3am with this project, afraid of the scorn and ridicule that might befall me if i was a no show.

It was a lot like having 2 weeks to do a homework assignment and actually doing it on the bus ride to school the morning it was due.... :-)

Don't feel bad. I've never been good a following directions.
 
For the rest of you fellas, I hope you are working on this stuff and not trimming any
bushes or anything. Get yourselves all churched-up, then back to regular programming.

@LRT
@Thatbastarddon
@C-Grin
@Iron1
@DangerousR6

That's a LOT of sizzling guitar gonna be uploading to youtube today. All that hot fire maybe burn something down!
A reminder, recording your bit, then uploading is going to take you some time. Get 'er in this thread before the
deadline! The only way Cowboy likes stragglers is cooked up in a tasty stew.

At this time I wish to notify y'all the cash-money prizes for Game of Toanz were unfortunately all
depositited in the Silicon Valley Bank, sorry! Way it goes.

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For the rest of you fellas, I hope you are working on this stuff and not trimming any
bushes or anything. Get yourselves all churched-up, then back to regular programming.

@LRT
@Thatbastarddon
@C-Grin
@Iron1
@DangerousR6

That's a LOT of sizzling guitar gonna be uploading to youtube today. All that hot fire maybe burn something down!
A reminder, recording your bit, then uploading is going to take you some time. Get 'er in this thread before the
deadline! The only way Cowboy likes stragglers is cooked up in a tasty stew.

At this time I wish to notify y'all the cash-money prizes for Game of Toanz were unfortunately all
depositited in the Silicon Valley Bank, sorry! Way it goes.

xMF4L7EL_o.gif
Lmao the last line
 
According to the procrastination schedule, @Thatbastarddon should be working hard right about now.

I think I saw @Iron1 at the spandex outlet trying some tiger print spandex onesies.

There are rumors @mcblink sabotaged @LTR by lacing his bong with NyQuil. Because I haven’t seen LTR move in days.

@DangerousR6 was with some ladies he picked up last night. Unfortunately he forgot to check their plumbing before taking them to the bus. I swear I saw one of the “girls” pee standing up. Last I saw @DangerousR6 he was in the shower with the song from the Crying Games playing in the background.
 
According to the procrastination schedule, @Thatbastarddon should be working hard right about now.

I think I saw @Iron1 at the spandex outlet trying some tiger print spandex onesies.

There are rumors @mcblink sabotaged @LTR by lacing his bong with NyQuil. Because I haven’t seen LTR move in days.

@DangerousR6 was with some ladies he picked up last night. Unfortunately he forgot to check their plumbing before taking them to the bus. I swear I saw one of the “girls” pee standing up. Last I saw @DangerousR6 he was in the shower with the song from the Crying Games playing in the background.
The last time I saw him he was projectile vomiting from his eyeballs and a ukulele lodged in his sphincter running down the street singing Don't worry about a 'ting, 'cause every little 'ting gonna be alright....:pound-hand:
 
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