Mhmm, i just think of how to remove this....
I almost felt bad for my contributions, but... like I said, almost.Hack, buddy, I'll get it back on track.
This thread was started with RVA observing that Fender was making Telecasters (why is it always Telecasters?) out of bench seats...BENCH SEATS!!!
Think about that.
(Okay, it was Esquires...my bad.)
Anyway, is there really any possible way to derail a thread about Fender making guitars out of a bleacher?!
To me, the OP is its own punch line!
We were...I wonder how many bastard children where conceived on those boards ??????
... what a bunch of sicko preeverts
I don't want one anymore. I'll have to find something else that Kate Upton sat on...I wonder how many bastard children where conceived on those boards ??????

Hey... can you give me her address?Mhmm, some years ago i was visiting a woman who had something like this in her guest bedroom ...