So Anyway, What's the Best Thing That Happened to You Today

[gasket]

ink pen (that's regional-it's hillbilly for Bic)

Ink Pen is OK by me.
Pen & ink, two different things recently combined into a more convenient tool.

 

[texred]

I retired from police work after 20 years in 2011 at 46. After that, I play around with music and some consulting...

how much is from strings and how much from print ink?

 

[Inspector #20]

how much is from strings and how much from print ink?

All from strings....

 

[Truss_rod]

Well, my pup hasn't crapped on the floor today (yet.)

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And my Bogner 20th Anniversary Shiva sound's f****** awesome!!!!!

With a look in his eyes that say.........just wait until he isn't looking...........

 

[Truss_rod]

Hmmm, the best thing today would be the email that says my guitar neck arrived at the local post office and will be here in the morning. Also emails that said my Tuning machines, roller bridge, knobs, and chrome switch poker chip. So all in all it turned out to be a good day.........

 

[texred]

The sax player is here to fix the hot water and can't find his parts.

 

[syscokid]

The sax player is here to fix the hot water and can't find his parts.

Typical sax player.... Jeeez...

 

[texred]

All from strings....

+3

 

[texred]

Typical sax player.... Jeeez...

So last week he leaves a see thru bag of tools and s*t on couch.
Now: I hear him DESTROYING my laundry room.
Him: I can't find em anywhere.
Me: Are they in that yellow basket?
Him: Where?
Me: On the couch
Him: Oh, lemme see, oh yeeeaaahhhh.
Him: after 3 trips (70mi rt) to plumber, I got the wrong stuff
I EVEN REMEMBER THE PVC IS 1" AND THE CPVC IS 3/4".
So, he's gone.
Count: 18 days no shower
Ya'll could start a pool.

More alprazolam, please.
computer won't let me say brand name

I am comatose from idiocy.

 

[BlackSG91]

So last week he leaves a see thru bag of tools and s*t on couch.
Now: I hear him DESTROYING my laundry room.
Him: I can't find em anywhere.
Me: Are they in that yellow basket?
Him: Where?
Me: On the couch
Him: Oh, lemme see, oh yeeeaaahhhh.
Him: after 3 trips (70mi rt) to plumber, I got the wrong stuff
I EVEN REMEMBER THE PVC IS 1" AND THE CPVC IS 3/4".
So, he's gone.
Count: 18 days no shower
Ya'll could start a pool.

More alprazolam, please.
computer won't let me say brand name

I am comatose from idiocy.

What you need texred is another plummer & carpenter that are much too expensive for $20/hour.

;>)/

 

[Session 5]

I woke up this morning and as far as I know I have good health, that's a big bonus.

 

[Truss_rod]

So last week he leaves a see thru bag of tools and s*t on couch.
Now: I hear him DESTROYING my laundry room.
Him: I can't find em anywhere.
Me: Are they in that yellow basket?
Him: Where?
Me: On the couch
Him: Oh, lemme see, oh yeeeaaahhhh.
Him: after 3 trips (70mi rt) to plumber, I got the wrong stuff
I EVEN REMEMBER THE PVC IS 1" AND THE CPVC IS 3/4".
So, he's gone.
Count: 18 days no shower
Ya'll could start a pool.

More alprazolam, please.
computer won't let me say brand name

I am comatose from idiocy.

The plumbing is in the walls not the couch. Are you sure you didn't order a insurance agent instead?

 

[syscokid]

I woke up this morning and as far as I know I have good health, that's a big bonus.

Waking up everyday is one of my favorite hobbies.

 

[Ghostwolf]

Gov't shutdown?
Excellent news; at least temporarily, they can't Intercourse with us anymore..

 

[Truss_rod]

Always a great day when I get guitar parts in the mail. Neck, pokerchip, switch cap.

 

[Gahr]

My wife asked me what I want for my birthday.

«Money, so I can save up for a Les Paul», I said.
«Ok», she said.

 

[eSGEe]

woke up breathing..................

 

[smitty_p]

comatose from idiocy.

Comatose Idiocy would be a good name for a punk album.

 

[Inspector #20]

Comatose Idiocy would be a good name for a punk album.

So would Johnny Proonjuice & The Skwirts....

 

[texred]

I'm not suuure . . . but the saxman came back
Tomorrow will tell

4 leaks coz he used the frozen glue instead the glue ON THE COUCH

1 IS ABOVE THE CEILING THAT Ddoesn't have any after 60 years

water neater-new broken

washer-new-broken

machete dull