Last time I shaved properly was in the early spring of 1994. I've had a beard since then.
I trim my beard with a pair of good scissors, and in places where I want it really short I use an electric hair clipper. All the beard sporting hipsters go to the barber's here. There used to be no proper barbers left, but because of beards suddenly becoming cool they came back. But no effing way I'm paying $80 to have some dude snip off a few hairs in my face!