Quotations

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education." - Mark Twain

"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened." - Mark Twain

"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." - Mark Twain

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog" - Mark Twain
 
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A few more good ones from Mark Twain; the man had a real knack for aphorisms...

"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."

“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”

“We all are ignorant, just about different things.”
 
Some great actual quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt:

“To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.”

"If you are never bored, and you will never be boring."

“A mature person is one who does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally,
who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things,
and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life,
knowing that in this world no one is all-knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity.”


and probably her most-quoted one of all:

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
 
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