Pretty funny

[iblive]

What’s the difference between a tick and the Eiffel Tower?
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Nothing, they’re both Paris sites.

 

[Don O]

PSA:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is
PartyBoob

 

[Sargeant Preston]

PSA:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is
PartyBoob

 

[Don O]

I’ve got multiple personalities.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.
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They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

 

[iblive]

Jellyfish have survived 650 million years, despite not having a brain. This gives so many people hope.

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

Chinese takeout: $25.
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Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing: riceless.

 

[iblive]

Just went into a coffee shop and the barista was wearing a mask.

I asked, “Why the mask?”

She said, “It’s a coughy filter.”

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Just went into a coffee shop and the barista was wearing a mask.

I asked, “Why the mask?”

She said, “It’s a coughy filter.”

OK. That was a good one!

 

[iblive]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Bench seats were made for good dogs and cute girls, the engineer who got rid of them clearly had neither.