Pretty funny

[iblive]

What’s the difference between a tick and the Eiffel Tower?
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Nothing, they’re both Paris sites.

 

[Don O]

PSA:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is
PartyBoob

 

[Sargeant Preston]

PSA:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is
PartyBoob

 

[Don O]

I’ve got multiple personalities.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.
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They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

 

[iblive]

Jellyfish have survived 650 million years, despite not having a brain. This gives so many people hope.

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

Chinese takeout: $25.
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Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing: riceless.

 

[iblive]

Just went into a coffee shop and the barista was wearing a mask.

I asked, “Why the mask?”

She said, “It’s a coughy filter.”

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Just went into a coffee shop and the barista was wearing a mask.

I asked, “Why the mask?”

She said, “It’s a coughy filter.”

OK. That was a good one!

 

[iblive]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Bench seats were made for good dogs and cute girls, the engineer who got rid of them clearly had neither.

 

[iblive]

I have a scary joke about math but I'm 2² to say it.

 

[Don O]

I have a scary joke about math but I'm 2² to say it.

The engineer vs mathematician challenge:

An engineer and a mathematician are placed against a wall in a very large room.
On the opposite wall is a naked hot looking woman.
They are instructed that each step they take they can half the distance to the woman.
The engineer goes “Yes, close enough for all practical purposes”.
The mathematician starts crying; “I know I’ll never get there.”

 

[iblive]

Did you hear about the guy who invented the "knock knock joke?"
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He won the "No Bell Prize."