Pretty funny
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Ghostman
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Far Rider
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LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Why am I laughing at that more than I should be
This has already been posted somewhere in TTR.... but it came up in my Facebook memories today and just felt it needed repeating. Speaks truth.
Conversation between two people:
How many guitars should a normal person have?
About 5.
That sounds like an enthusiast to me.
No, a guitar enthusiast has 15.
That sounds like someone obsessed with guitars.
No, people obsessed with guitars have hundreds.
That sounds like a psycho.
No, psychos seldom own guitars… or just one or two.
That sounds like a normal person though….
No, a normal person has about 5, already covered that….
Conversation between two people:
How many guitars should a normal person have?
About 5.
That sounds like an enthusiast to me.
No, a guitar enthusiast has 15.
That sounds like someone obsessed with guitars.
No, people obsessed with guitars have hundreds.
That sounds like a psycho.
No, psychos seldom own guitars… or just one or two.
That sounds like a normal person though….
No, a normal person has about 5, already covered that….
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eclecticsynergy
Ambassador of Electric Synergy
A few that I post every year...
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LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
THAT was so so wrong.
Congrats!, you finally did it! I vomited.
fitz
Ambassador of DIY
Someone needs to add an "Ouch" reaction emoji.
mcblink
Ambassador of Riffs & Spliffs
This may be the absolute best dad joke ever written. I just told it to 2 of my kids, and they both vomited!
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LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
It’s gonna be hard for @iblive to top this one
Challenge accepted.