I hate myself and I wanna die

Sérgio said:
GAS. And not the kind that makes us buy stuff. I mean BAD gas. And worst of all: it's not about letting it go and such, I get horribly constipated. Beans are no good to me, although I can't always control myself and eat them.
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Just drink even more beer. That will take care of the constipation!:D
 
Gahr said:
Just drink even more beer. That will take care of the constipation!:D
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Beer...Mmmmm...love beer. I put a Dos Equis Ambar in the freezer for a few minutes until ice crystals form...no problems with irregularity here...lots of beans...black mostly!

Gas never causes me pain...only in the nose of others...
 
RVA said:
What happened to the Beano Brigade?! Sergio, PM me your address!!
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Oh man, I wouldn't give you that kind of trouble! Do you know what it is made of? I mean, the formula. Maybe I can find a similar medication here. Fact is, the real Beano isn't available down here.
 
Sérgio said:
Oh man, I wouldn't give you that kind of trouble! Do you know what it is made of? I mean, the formula. Maybe I can find a similar medication here. Fact is, the real Beano isn't available down here.
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Per the manufacturer: "The natural enzymes found in beano® work to prevent gas by breaking down the complex carbohydrates found in many foods such as beans, vegetables and whole grains making eating the foods you love more enjoyable."
I have used it and it works. I would be happy to send it.
 
RVA said:
Per the manufacturer: "The natural enzymes found in beano® work to prevent gas by breaking down the complex carbohydrates found in many foods such as beans, vegetables and whole grains making eating the foods you love more enjoyable."
I have used it and it works. I would be happy to send it.
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This substance ROBS you of the pleasure of flatulence.
 
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans for every meal!
 
I've heard that it is the skin on the beans that makes you stinker. My wife soaks the beans in water over night before cooking them and it washes the stinker making substance from the beans.
 
Y'all are really beginning to worry me.
If intestinal gas and breaking wind has become your focal point for intelligent conversation, I'm going to be hard pressed for adult conversation here aren't I?:hmmm:
That's ok. I have some rather chatty squirrels in the woods.:)
 
lol

I eat like a goat----and drink like a fish---- It has taken decades of careful practice (as a traveling salesman) eating at gas stations and roadside bodegas --tents-- food trucks--- fast food (Lord KNOWS what that stuff has in it) to build a tolerance to most anything ---
Milk
Beans
cheeses
all dairy
junk foood
snacks
dont matter .....


If its dead and on a plate its gone! rarely if ever do I have gastro issues.......every time we eat a restaraunt Shannon gets sick---or gas--- or stomach pains-----
 
Sérgio said:
Oh man, I wouldn't give you that kind of trouble! Do you know what it is made of? I mean, the formula. Maybe I can find a similar medication here. Fact is, the real Beano isn't available down here.
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Try listening to this one. The Beano album will cure your ills!
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