I hate myself and I wanna die

Ok.

I have an intollerance to beans. Can't eat them without being sick for 2 days.

But I LOVE beans.

Came home tired, feeling like poop. Too much pressure at work and got my first gig as a sole guitarist coming on saturday

Drank a six pack of beers, and WHAT THE HELL: Opened a can of beans, poured some tomato sauce and a LOT of Sriracha on it. Devoured it in about 20 seconds. With pepper jack doritos.


Will someone PLEASE kill me?


Intercourse!

I became VEGAN on July 16th. I stinker more know than EVER when eating meat!!!!!

I drank a liter of 80 proof Scotch between 6 and 7pm tonight. I don't give a Intercourse!

I am sorry about your bean issue. I am drunk. But, I feel for you. I love beans too....

You know what? I love you guys. I don't have any real life friends, because I am so intercourse annoying...I like you guys. I wish all of you health and happiness...Sorry for my drunken rant...
 
------constipation??? Ol Doc Alcohol has a cure --- no rum--- Vodka and orange juice .... 10 of those and your #1 problem will NOT be #2. :)



We got JUICE back a few hours ago--- man --- how dependant this country is on that stuff-------

ANyone want a wake up call---- go outside and throw the main breaker to your house for 48 hours--- thats all JUST 48 hours.....and see what pampered sots we all are

I am a poonanny. I love A/C. I am SORRY for your troubles my friend. You gots BIG BALLZ to live in Florida. I HATED my time in Miami.....
 
Nuttin like a happy drunk, huh Robert.

HAHA @ AC in California. My few trips there dating back to 1986 I could never get warm at 85-90 degrees. No humidity out west means no sweatin like back east so I never could heat up. Felt so weird seeing those temps and wearing a jacket.
 
LOL Robert, I am lucky, I get happy when I have a gallon of milk

I am struggling, my friend. My son is such a handful. ODD - Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I am going crazy. Mucic people are molested up. I been asked three times in the past month to join a band and they cannot quit fighting long enough to really practice. So I intercourse jam all nigh long to Dio, AC/DC and all sorts of stuff, trying to keep my chops up.

What a WASTE.
 
Ok.

I have an intollerance to beans. Can't eat them without being sick for 2 days.

But I LOVE beans.

Came home tired, feeling like poop. Too much pressure at work and got my first gig as a sole guitarist coming on saturday

Drank a six pack of beers, and WHAT THE HELL: Opened a can of beans, poured some tomato sauce and a LOT of Sriracha on it. Devoured it in about 20 seconds. With pepper jack doritos.


Will someone PLEASE kill me?

GHOST PEPPER SALSA.

I am addicted....

Dude. I wish you so much happiness...really....
 
I am struggling, my friend. My son is such a handful. ODD - Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I am going crazy. Mucic people are molested up. I been asked three times in the past month to join a band and they cannot quit fighting long enough to really practice. So I intercourse jam all nigh long to Dio, AC/DC and all sorts of stuff, trying to keep my chops up.

What a WASTE.

SO sorry about your son, bro. I know kids have many good benefits, but having 0 of my own sure has perks too. I sure hope things work our for him and you, Robert

I know what you mean about bands too. Have had several friends tell similar stories as the one u just said.
 
I used to eat Cheese steak subs at a sub shop near me where the boss had Mexican cooks. The one used to put habenero sauce in my subs. Then once I think they offered me Ghost peps. I liked em too. But my tummy has aged to give me heartburn so I refrain now.
 
Intercourse!

I became VEGAN on July 16th. I stinker more know than EVER when eating meat!!!!!

I drank a liter of 80 proof Scotch between 6 and 7pm tonight. I don't give a Intercourse!

I am sorry about your bean issue. I am drunk. But, I feel for you. I love beans too....

You know what? I love you guys. I don't have any real life friends, because I am so intercourse annoying...I like you guys. I wish all of you health and happiness...Sorry for my drunken rant...
Robert! Switch to red wine like me, Goldmember. Better for your cholestorol levels, blood, arterial walls, etc., plus you can still get a buzz.
I work with children dx'ed with ODD. Therapy will help in finding the baseline source of defiance. Does your son see a therapist?
Ghost peppers...habaneros..This is capsicum to 11. I just dig me some Hatch chiles when they come into season, like a few weeks ago. Otherwise, jalapeños, man.
 
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Robert! Switch to red wine like me, Goldmember. Better for your cholestorol levels, blood, arterial walls, etc., plus you can still get a buzz.
I work with children dx'ed with ODD. Therapy will help in finding the baseline source of defiance. Does your son see a therapist?
Ghost peppers...habaneros..This is capsicum to 11. I just dig me some Hatch chiles when they come into season, like a few weeks ago. Otherwise, jalapeños, man.

Oh Yes! Therapy three times a week!!!!
 
Robert! Switch to red wine like me, Goldmember. Better for your cholestorol levels, blood, arterial walls, etc., plus you can still get a buzz.
I work with children dx'ed with ODD. Therapy will help in finding the baseline source of defiance. Does your son see a therapist?
Ghost peppers...habaneros..This is capsicum to 11. I just dig me some Hatch chiles when they come into season, like a few weeks ago. Otherwise, jalapeños, man.

Ahhhhh Red Moscato.....
 
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Little brother, you are a carnivore. Your eyes face forward. You are a predator. Beans and veg stuff are for hottos! Eat meat! Hell, even the old man here is returning to the hunt as deer are out there waiting for me. And I sure as hell don't eat them nasty, stinky beans! Yetch!
 
As I have piled on the years I noticed that certain foods
I like began to have evil effects on my digestive system.
When it got to the point where the evil effects outweighed
the enjoyment of eating a particular food, that food would
go on the DO NOT EAT! list in my head.
The list is not too large, maybe half a dozen foods.
Not a huge sacrifice and well worth it.
I highly recommend this system.
It works.
 
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