Frickin' W-H Strap Auction Action for TTR POWER!!!!

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As has become customary, I am offering up a fabulously dark 'n scary hand-crafted Well-Hung guitar strap as a short term auction item. This one is "Tolling Bell" made by me personally, a No Prisoners series one-of-a-kind item.

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Just pulled it off Reverb for this event... the listing details:

Do you need to inject extra growl into your rig? Are you done with sunny attitudes and peaceful easy feelin's? "Tolling Bell" might be just the perfect No Prisoners series strap for you!

"Tolling Bell" is a 3" wide, with rolled edges. These are good things adding comfort. Just because you want to play mean and scary music, don't mean you can't be comfortable doing it!

It goes 46-63" long which allows you access to all the top tier rock star stage moves known, and yet-to-be discovered. Can't do those with the shorties!

It's my regular design, but on top of a beautiful black garment leather base, I added a real leather crocodile style embossed belt with six elegantly dark black cabochon metal conchos and some large nickel rivets. Stitched it all securely to the base strap with black heavy duty upholstery thread.

I Added beautiful reinforced black leather nose and tail sections which also features even moar menacing croc emboss leather. Ties 'er all together real nice.

Lined with a velvety black lining that'll stop neck dive dead. Fully the kind of strap vibe that'll scare off small children, and quite possibly attract mysterious and dangerous ladies wearing far too much lipstick and too little underwear and who probably know how to use a shiv. Just what you need in your life!

If you're a regular W- warrior or looking for a new kind of guitar strap experience, know I build for big stage pro-duty conditions: straps that can take it, but also treat YOU right. Beautiful comfort built inside with carefully carved upholstery foam of the right density for perfect hang. Heavy upholstery thread, bar-tacked stitching at stress points for extra strength. Holes that don't spit out your guitar buttons. Attention to detail.

Well-Hung No Prisoners straps happen when I combine cool and interesting vintage or found items, with real leather brewing up one-of-a-kind guitar straps that are:

1. Highly functional one-of-a-kind guitar straps
2. Head-turning, get-noticed pieces.

Leather belts are fun to work with. Married to nice wide leather, they'll last real good, adding even more strength to what's already a VERY robust strap. This is my "No Prisoners" way of crafting cool one-of-a-kind guitar straps. I'm a bit of a thrift store junky, always watching!

Each Well-Hung "No Prisoners" series strap is uniquely intimidating and dangerously elegant. Built to perform comfortably for hours at a time, serving secure stage or rehearsal guitar-slinging in uniquely showy style. Visually, this strap has one thing on its mind: being badass squared! Working pros, Guitar God LARPer, anywhere in-between, you deserve this strap. It'll blow you away out of the box, add a special something to your stage presence. Remember: ONE. OF. A. KIND. Could be your signature strap. Built to last and will be shared with no other guitar player, except in a parallel universe or something.

Find yourself entering "Rock Star Mode" soon as you duck under. As you sow musical seeds of pillage and merciless burnination, lookin' and feelin' good, you'll enjoy every minute of this floating your guitar and find yourself shootin' out winks n' grins at your next conquest(s) adoring you from the audience. Quality thick and/or reinforced leather nose and tail, providing years of useful life, allowing you security to concentrate on the music. ALWAYS good leather where it really counts. These can be a challenge to design and build, but I love that part. Each comes off my bench with its very own bad-ass personality, highly practical, super-comfy, and 100% ready for action.


Well-Hung straps are Borne to Perform.
Suggested retail around 150 USD but I know we can do better! We gotta help feed Wavmixer's hamsters he so cruelly forces to trot relentlessly on a wheel generating power for the TTR servers and ... you can "Treat Yo'self" all at the same time!

Auction ends Tuesday, exactly at 8PM Central Standard Time. Simply post your bid here (no back edits), trash talk and intimidate others as you wish.

I will pick up all shipping duty costs and send to the winning bidder once Wav confirms he has received the winning bid amount.

Please bump this thread often have some fun so more people know... there are many Well-Hung guitarists already on TTR, they know!

For the TTR noobz a taste of what my No Prisoners type straps are all about ... Enjoy this promo video, a good number of local TTR guitars have cameos including Sarges' top bid from last year (the only acoustic)!

 
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A couple more pics of the item ... i can't believe there no interest... Unreserved auction folks! All in sincere support of Wavmixers despicable web-hosting habit which we are grateful for.

Your contribution here may very well steer him away from the possible threat of him purchasing a string of twinkly lights and a possible future onlyfans stream (if he doesn't have one already).

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Nose and tail sections are made of reinforced medium stiff croc emboss leather with a bit of a gloss to it. These and the center strip contrast in an elegant way with the 3" wide padded garment leather that's more matte in finish.

A closer look at one of the conchos... they are about an inch wide with sort of an ornate carved nickel base
with polished rounded black stones set inside.

Don't think they're *real* stones, but they pass nicely. Speaking of passing stones...

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Very black, plenty of texture for visual interest and general badassery that'll serve to greatly augment your current guitar lifestyle.

Which guitar do you have that might deserve being paired with this?
 
Well, is seems @Sargeant Preston is quite pleased with his auction victory last year, and I know it was a LOT harder a fight than it looks to be this year. Are y'alls gonna let him get away with it so easily this year?

I see the grand total Wav requested for actual service for the year was already very close to being attained before I found out about the fundraising initiative... so first off big props to the folks who jumped on that quick, and my apologies for not being faster off the hop.

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As I understand it, any overage in collections will simply be put towards next years costs, but I would also like for Wav (Grant some call him) to be able to enjoy a nice dinner out at say Arby's or something, I mean doesn't he at least deserve at least one Classic Combo with some curly fries for all the aggravation we all put him through on a yearly basis? I believe the generous bidding by everyone, including Sarge last year actually may have helped bring down the total required to be collected this year, I may be wrong on that. But... but we surely also cannot deny the owner, Oh Captain, Our Captain a little profit as well, or at the very least a handful of mouth-watering hot shaved meat and some fluffy buns.

So please, if you want an exceptional quality guitar strap that will likely be the most comfortable you have ever worn, and will also give you all kinds of other good feelings beside? Don't let the bidding stop here!

ONLY ONE DAY LEFT!!!!
 
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Many users find a Well-Hung guitar strap can naturally boost T-levels by up to 27% and make you up to 61% more interesting to the opposite sex. Sorry, not yet able to restore your hairline or 24 year old body shape. Still working on those
 
You know, this current day and age large social media companies are datamining us, building profiles, and selling it to anyone who wants it. Including foreign governments, law enforcement, even Wal-Mart

As far as I can tell, TTR only sells what it collects on us to super hot women fresh out of prison

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This why it's extra important you support TTR by digging deep.
 
This is your chance for a seat at the TTR Knights of The Well-Hung Table, if you're not already present.

These warlords are also taught the secret knock sequence to gain access to the W-H VIP, where they may enjoy The Perpetual Fountain of Molson's and win baskets of wings and nacho platters by trying their luck wrasslin' my *almost fully transitioned* and super amorous cousin Mitch in the nekkid strawberry jello pool.

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Not all heroes wear capes. In fact a good many of them wear Well-Hung guitar straps, including Wavemixer himself!

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I believe there is a few of you who have not already contributed towards powering Wav's Hamster Wheel of Perpetual Suffering.

This is my contribution. Approximately 4 hours of blood sweat and tears.

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Your contribution by winning this incredible once a year auction will help him retire our five worn-out elderly hamsters with younger, fresher stock. At the same time it will also allow for the preparation of a delicious savoury stew! Bonus!

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"Tolling Bell"... How apropos is that?
 
Approximately FIVE hours remain to get your bids in.

With but five hours to live, surely gaining one's self a Well-Hung guitar strap to beef up
the stable would be on most every wise guitarist's to-do list.

If not,

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Here's a chance to check one off the bucket list, if you haven't already.
You will be very grateful you did, and it leaves you extra time for all
those other things on it such as...
  • Play a gig where more than seven people clap before you announce your last number.
  • Own a guitar worth as much as mortgage payment and actually take it out of the case more than twice a year.
  • Tour somewhere that doesn’t require you to drive the van, load the gear and book the Motel 6 yourself
  • Write an original song that avoids obvious comparison to “that dad-rock band from the 90s.”
  • Buy a vintage Les Paul without hearing the words “mid-life crisis” within 30 seconds.
  • Jam with someone who doesn't reply “you sound exactly like my uncle Jim.”
  • Teach a kid a chord progression without them immediately putting AirPods in and bolting.
  • Play an open-mic night where the host doesn’t introduce you as “the older gentleman with the nice guitar.”
  • Land a real endorsement deal… even for free strings in the clearance bin.
  • Survive an outdoor festival set without a power nap and two ibuprofen between songs.
  • Get invited to a jam where the average age isn’t higher than your amp’s wattage.
  • Achieve full rock-god status… but not in the garage with the door closed, so the HOA won't get another noise complaint.
 
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