TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
As has become customary, I am offering up a fabulously dark 'n scary hand-crafted Well-Hung guitar strap as a short term auction item. This one is "Tolling Bell" made by me personally, a No Prisoners series one-of-a-kind item.
Just pulled it off Reverb for this event... the listing details:
Do you need to inject extra growl into your rig? Are you done with sunny attitudes and peaceful easy feelin's? "Tolling Bell" might be just the perfect No Prisoners series strap for you!
"Tolling Bell" is a 3" wide, with rolled edges. These are good things adding comfort. Just because you want to play mean and scary music, don't mean you can't be comfortable doing it!
It goes 46-63" long which allows you access to all the top tier rock star stage moves known, and yet-to-be discovered. Can't do those with the shorties!
It's my regular design, but on top of a beautiful black garment leather base, I added a real leather crocodile style embossed belt with six elegantly dark black cabochon metal conchos and some large nickel rivets. Stitched it all securely to the base strap with black heavy duty upholstery thread.
I Added beautiful reinforced black leather nose and tail sections which also features even moar menacing croc emboss leather. Ties 'er all together real nice.
Lined with a velvety black lining that'll stop neck dive dead. Fully the kind of strap vibe that'll scare off small children, and quite possibly attract mysterious and dangerous ladies wearing far too much lipstick and too little underwear and who probably know how to use a shiv. Just what you need in your life!
If you're a regular W- warrior or looking for a new kind of guitar strap experience, know I build for big stage pro-duty conditions: straps that can take it, but also treat YOU right. Beautiful comfort built inside with carefully carved upholstery foam of the right density for perfect hang. Heavy upholstery thread, bar-tacked stitching at stress points for extra strength. Holes that don't spit out your guitar buttons. Attention to detail.
Well-Hung No Prisoners straps happen when I combine cool and interesting vintage or found items, with real leather brewing up one-of-a-kind guitar straps that are:
1. Highly functional one-of-a-kind guitar straps
2. Head-turning, get-noticed pieces.
Leather belts are fun to work with. Married to nice wide leather, they'll last real good, adding even more strength to what's already a VERY robust strap. This is my "No Prisoners" way of crafting cool one-of-a-kind guitar straps. I'm a bit of a thrift store junky, always watching!
Each Well-Hung "No Prisoners" series strap is uniquely intimidating and dangerously elegant. Built to perform comfortably for hours at a time, serving secure stage or rehearsal guitar-slinging in uniquely showy style. Visually, this strap has one thing on its mind: being badass squared! Working pros, Guitar God LARPer, anywhere in-between, you deserve this strap. It'll blow you away out of the box, add a special something to your stage presence. Remember: ONE. OF. A. KIND. Could be your signature strap. Built to last and will be shared with no other guitar player, except in a parallel universe or something.
Find yourself entering "Rock Star Mode" soon as you duck under. As you sow musical seeds of pillage and merciless burnination, lookin' and feelin' good, you'll enjoy every minute of this floating your guitar and find yourself shootin' out winks n' grins at your next conquest(s) adoring you from the audience. Quality thick and/or reinforced leather nose and tail, providing years of useful life, allowing you security to concentrate on the music. ALWAYS good leather where it really counts. These can be a challenge to design and build, but I love that part. Each comes off my bench with its very own bad-ass personality, highly practical, super-comfy, and 100% ready for action.
Well-Hung straps are Borne to Perform.
Suggested retail around 150 USD but I know we can do better! We gotta help feed Wavmixer's hamsters he so cruelly forces to trot relentlessly on a wheel generating power for the TTR servers and ... you can "Treat Yo'self" all at the same time!
Auction ends Tuesday, exactly at 8PM Central Standard Time. Simply post your bid here (no back edits), trash talk and intimidate others as you wish.
I will pick up all shipping duty costs and send to the winning bidder once Wav confirms he has received the winning bid amount.
Please bump this thread often have some fun so more people know... there are many Well-Hung guitarists already on TTR, they know!
For the TTR noobz a taste of what my No Prisoners type straps are all about ... Enjoy this promo video, a good number of local TTR guitars have cameos including Sarges' top bid from last year (the only acoustic)!
Just pulled it off Reverb for this event... the listing details:
Do you need to inject extra growl into your rig? Are you done with sunny attitudes and peaceful easy feelin's? "Tolling Bell" might be just the perfect No Prisoners series strap for you!
"Tolling Bell" is a 3" wide, with rolled edges. These are good things adding comfort. Just because you want to play mean and scary music, don't mean you can't be comfortable doing it!
It goes 46-63" long which allows you access to all the top tier rock star stage moves known, and yet-to-be discovered. Can't do those with the shorties!
It's my regular design, but on top of a beautiful black garment leather base, I added a real leather crocodile style embossed belt with six elegantly dark black cabochon metal conchos and some large nickel rivets. Stitched it all securely to the base strap with black heavy duty upholstery thread.
I Added beautiful reinforced black leather nose and tail sections which also features even moar menacing croc emboss leather. Ties 'er all together real nice.
Lined with a velvety black lining that'll stop neck dive dead. Fully the kind of strap vibe that'll scare off small children, and quite possibly attract mysterious and dangerous ladies wearing far too much lipstick and too little underwear and who probably know how to use a shiv. Just what you need in your life!
If you're a regular W- warrior or looking for a new kind of guitar strap experience, know I build for big stage pro-duty conditions: straps that can take it, but also treat YOU right. Beautiful comfort built inside with carefully carved upholstery foam of the right density for perfect hang. Heavy upholstery thread, bar-tacked stitching at stress points for extra strength. Holes that don't spit out your guitar buttons. Attention to detail.
Well-Hung No Prisoners straps happen when I combine cool and interesting vintage or found items, with real leather brewing up one-of-a-kind guitar straps that are:
1. Highly functional one-of-a-kind guitar straps
2. Head-turning, get-noticed pieces.
Leather belts are fun to work with. Married to nice wide leather, they'll last real good, adding even more strength to what's already a VERY robust strap. This is my "No Prisoners" way of crafting cool one-of-a-kind guitar straps. I'm a bit of a thrift store junky, always watching!
Each Well-Hung "No Prisoners" series strap is uniquely intimidating and dangerously elegant. Built to perform comfortably for hours at a time, serving secure stage or rehearsal guitar-slinging in uniquely showy style. Visually, this strap has one thing on its mind: being badass squared! Working pros, Guitar God LARPer, anywhere in-between, you deserve this strap. It'll blow you away out of the box, add a special something to your stage presence. Remember: ONE. OF. A. KIND. Could be your signature strap. Built to last and will be shared with no other guitar player, except in a parallel universe or something.
Find yourself entering "Rock Star Mode" soon as you duck under. As you sow musical seeds of pillage and merciless burnination, lookin' and feelin' good, you'll enjoy every minute of this floating your guitar and find yourself shootin' out winks n' grins at your next conquest(s) adoring you from the audience. Quality thick and/or reinforced leather nose and tail, providing years of useful life, allowing you security to concentrate on the music. ALWAYS good leather where it really counts. These can be a challenge to design and build, but I love that part. Each comes off my bench with its very own bad-ass personality, highly practical, super-comfy, and 100% ready for action.
Well-Hung straps are Borne to Perform.
Suggested retail around 150 USD but I know we can do better! We gotta help feed Wavmixer's hamsters he so cruelly forces to trot relentlessly on a wheel generating power for the TTR servers and ... you can "Treat Yo'self" all at the same time!
Auction ends Tuesday, exactly at 8PM Central Standard Time. Simply post your bid here (no back edits), trash talk and intimidate others as you wish.
I will pick up all shipping duty costs and send to the winning bidder once Wav confirms he has received the winning bid amount.
Please bump this thread often have some fun so more people know... there are many Well-Hung guitarists already on TTR, they know!
For the TTR noobz a taste of what my No Prisoners type straps are all about ... Enjoy this promo video, a good number of local TTR guitars have cameos including Sarges' top bid from last year (the only acoustic)!
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