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Biddlin
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Conversion disorder is a mental condition in which a person has blindness, paralysis, or other nervous system (neurologic) symptoms that cannot be explained by medical evaluation
Early last year I did a review of the Fender Stratocaster Elite, which I think is a good piece of design and the one I played was a solid, professional's instrument. I noticed a few days later someone on a fanboi site posting "Dead spot at 11th and 14 fret on Elite." followed by the usual flood of agreement and made up ailments from members who don't own and have never played one. I didn't take much notice, other than wondering if the unhappy owner had tried seeing his tech or adjusting the trussrod, but I try not to get involved in these threads anymore. Then after lunch today, my neighbor, Luther, came by, with the very Strat that I had reviewed and set up for him almost a year ago.
" I think it's got that neck thing, man."
" What neck thing would that be?"
" You know the dead notes. Plug it in and listen to it."
" Have you changed the strings since the last time you were here?"
" Sure, brah, but I don't think it's the strings."
" OK man, let's see."
I tuned it up, plugged into a Fender Mustang on a clean model, said, " OK, raise your hand when I hit the dead spots." and played a dozen two octave scales, without a hand going up.
"I don't know, but yesterday it was definitely doing what all the guys post about."
" Oh dear, I think I know the problem. Have you recently self diagnosed a gluten allergy?"
" Well....yeah, but I don't see what that has to do with it."
" Bro, you're gluten deficient, it's making you tone deaf."
" You're sh*ttin' me, right?"
" I saw it on an internet guitar forum, dude, lots of guys turned out to have the same thing. The ones that went back to regular wheat products got better in a couple of days."
" Thanks Biddlin."
" No, brah, thank the internet."
Early last year I did a review of the Fender Stratocaster Elite, which I think is a good piece of design and the one I played was a solid, professional's instrument. I noticed a few days later someone on a fanboi site posting "Dead spot at 11th and 14 fret on Elite." followed by the usual flood of agreement and made up ailments from members who don't own and have never played one. I didn't take much notice, other than wondering if the unhappy owner had tried seeing his tech or adjusting the trussrod, but I try not to get involved in these threads anymore. Then after lunch today, my neighbor, Luther, came by, with the very Strat that I had reviewed and set up for him almost a year ago.
" I think it's got that neck thing, man."
" What neck thing would that be?"
" You know the dead notes. Plug it in and listen to it."
" Have you changed the strings since the last time you were here?"
" Sure, brah, but I don't think it's the strings."
" OK man, let's see."
I tuned it up, plugged into a Fender Mustang on a clean model, said, " OK, raise your hand when I hit the dead spots." and played a dozen two octave scales, without a hand going up.
"I don't know, but yesterday it was definitely doing what all the guys post about."
" Oh dear, I think I know the problem. Have you recently self diagnosed a gluten allergy?"
" Well....yeah, but I don't see what that has to do with it."
" Bro, you're gluten deficient, it's making you tone deaf."
" You're sh*ttin' me, right?"
" I saw it on an internet guitar forum, dude, lots of guys turned out to have the same thing. The ones that went back to regular wheat products got better in a couple of days."
" Thanks Biddlin."
" No, brah, thank the internet."

