I haven't set my alarm clock in more years than I remember. Pretty much only when we have to get up at the butt crack of pre-dawn to get to the airport for a very early flight out. Last time we needed to do that we needed to be at airport @ 5:00 am.... Set the alarm for 3. I woke up all on my own. Rolled over to look at clock..... 2:59 AM. Haven't needed a pet to wake me in the morning. And now that we have one... pretty much, I'm always awake before she is.@iblive had me at Painkiller.
Now if I send you my cats, can you teach them NOT to wake me up every morning at 4:30? My alarm clock hasnt gone off in 8 years because some how, some way those cats know how to tell time. 4:30 ON THE DOT! not 4:29, not 4:31 ... even daylight savings dont trip them up! Its really is uncanny ....
I digress. back to the topic at hand.
Canine Mixologist has my vote!
Pretty much the song I think of when I'm rolling down 4 lanes of interstate at 70mph and look in the mirror to see four lanes of traffic catching me like I'm parked.
I've taught them to pester me at least twice a day for food.
Oh wait...
That almost looks like Secret Kay ... but then again, Most of St Thomas looks like that.Here you go kids. The actual St. Thomas Beach where I discovered the "Painkiller" Virgin Island's Cocktail. And to totally cheat..... our pooch.
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The other bastard posted Donnie Frickin Osmond.
We actually have taught them things. We are staunchly anti-declawing. Whenever a new baby joins the pride we get down on our hands and knees to show them how to use a scratching post. Worked every time. No clawed up furniture in this house.I get it LOL! So really, they've managed to teach YOU a trick