Announcing... RiffMasters!

So, I am not privvy to the major discussion going on inside Resolution Hall, where the extremely corrupt but all-powerful RiffMasters Judgement Assembly
are now debating what to do with member @Ku² s ambitious yet contemptuous rule-defying Guitar Cheeze submission.

Now, I am not one to try to predict what may happen, I can only tell you one brave insider leaked to me there have been bouts of physical
pushing and shoving during the squabbles, and one judge was even seen to remove a shoe and huck it (with some accuracy) at another panel member.

Security was quick to quickly escort that rogue hooligan out of the hall, who was heard shouting "THC RULES!" as he was exited,
while a team of medics attended to Her Honor Judge Judy, who remains shaken, but continues to argue her case.

But it is obvious tempers are flaring

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The good news is there seems to be some a small pocket of vehement support for the mighty Ku2, (speculated to be those with little or no musical training).
So, deliberation is certain to continue deep into the wee hours. I can say if we can expect one thing out of this assembly, the final, unquestionable, irreversable
decision will likely be seen as rather unfair, but as entertaining as it may be maddening.

Now to more pressing matters at hand... The Results of the Poll Vote Tranquility Base... the Side Hustle for Chapter Eight!

Nine RiffMasters got all tranky, a great variety of submissions dropped. We had some semi orchestral stuff, some piano tinkling, fingerstyle, some
echoey stuff, and even Mitch dropped in one from his reserves that fit pretty nicely.

All nine submissions earn 3 participation points, So.... congratulations!

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Extra congratulations are now due for member @frostyjr2 who wins a significant THREE extra points with nine votes,
and members @Oldiemurphy and @Aynirar27 each earn an additional point to add to
their rather pointless RiffMasters scores for second and third places in this contest

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@iblive I suggest you do your thing before we get behind! Things may get somewhat complicated tomorrow night.
 
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So, I am not privvy to the major discussion going on inside Resolution Hall, where the extremely corrupt but all-powerful RiffMasters Judgement Assembly
are not debating what to do with member @Ku² s ambitious yet contemptuous rule-defying Guitar Cheeze submission.

Now, I am not one to try to predict what may happen, I can only tell you that one brave insider leaked to me that there has been bouts of physical
pushing and shoving during the squabbles, and one judge was seen to remove a shoe and huck it (with some accuracy) at another panel member.

Security was quick to quickly escort that rogue hooligan out of the hall, who was heard shouting "THC RULES!" while a team of medics attended
to Her Honor Judge Judy, who remains shaken, but continuing to argue her case.

But it is obvious tempers are flaring hot.

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The good news is there seems to be some a small pocket of support for the mighty Ku2, (speculated to be the judges with little or no musical training).
So, deliberation is certain to continue deep into the wee hours. I can say if we can expect one thing out of this assembly, the decision will likely be seen
as rather unfair, but as entertaining as may be maddening.

Now to more pressing matters at hand... The Results of the Poll Vote Tranquility Base... the Side Hustle for Chapter Eight!

Nine RiffMasters got all tranky, a great variety of submissions dropped. We had some semi orchestral stuff, some piano tinkling, fingerstyle, some
echoey stuff, and even Mitch dropped in one from his reserves that fit pretty nicely.

All nine submissions earn 3 participation points, So.... congratulations!

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Extra congratulations are now due for member @frostyjr2 who wins a significant THREE extra points with nine votes,
and members @Oldiemurphy and @Aynirar27 each earn add additional point to their rather pointless RiffMasters score
for second and third places.

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@iblive I suggest you do your thing before we get behind! Things may get somewhat complicated tomorrow night.

3 cheers for @frostyjr2 !!! Congrats dude(ette)

And one cheer for me because I’m needy!
 
So, I am now privvy to the major discussion going on inside Resolution Hall, where the extremely corrupt but all-powerful RiffMasters Judgement Assembly
are not debating what to do with member @Ku² s ambitious yet contemptuous rule-defying Guitar Cheeze submission.

Now, I am not one to try to predict what may happen, I can only tell you that one brave insider leaked to me that there has been bouts of physical
pushing and shoving during the squabbles, and one judge was seen to remove a shoe and huck it (with some accuracy) at another panel member.

Security was quick to quickly escort that rogue hooligan out of the hall, who was heard shouting "THC RULES!" while a team of medics attended
to Her Honor Judge Judy, who remains shaken, but continuing to argue her case.

But it is obvious tempers are flaring

E9b6HAKv_o.gif


The good news is there seems to be some a small pocket of support for the mighty Ku2, (speculated to be the judges with little or no musical training).
So, deliberation is certain to continue deep into the wee hours. I can say if we can expect one thing out of this assembly, the decision will likely be seen
as rather unfair, but as entertaining as may be maddening.

Now to more pressing matters at hand... The Results of the Poll Vote Tranquility Base... the Side Hustle for Chapter Eight!

Nine RiffMasters got all tranky, a great variety of submissions dropped. We had some semi orchestral stuff, some piano tinkling, fingerstyle, some
echoey stuff, and even Mitch dropped in one from his reserves that fit pretty nicely.

All nine submissions earn 3 participation points, So.... congratulations!

View attachment 102882

Extra congratulations are now due for member @frostyjr2 who wins a significant THREE extra points with nine votes,
and members @Oldiemurphy and @Aynirar27 each earn add additional point to their rather pointless RiffMasters score
for second and third places.

giphy.gif


@iblive I suggest you do your thing before we get behind! Things may get somewhat complicated tomorrow night.
I'm in this for the priceless commentary. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Now to more pressing matters at hand... The Results of the Poll Vote Tranquility Base... the Side Hustle for Chapter Eight!
... congratulations are now due for member @frostyjr2 who wins a significant THREE extra points with nine votes,
and members @Oldiemurphy and @Aynirar27 each earn an additional point to add to
their rather pointless RiffMasters scores for second and third places in this contest

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*deep curtsey of thanks*
Congrats to @Oldiemurphy and @Aynirar27 too!
The points may be pointless, but it's always nice to be seen (and heard).
 
Big changes on the "Metalmorphosis" community vote board overnight. The bowel puckerin' "RiffMasters Anthem" has somehow clambered a far ways up the ladder to supplant "Rock Around The Clock" for top spot. Currently there is a also a 4-way tie for third place.

 
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I will get scores updated as soon as my pain in the butt laptop starts. Being cranky this morning.
Unfortunately. Not funny. Laptop wouldn’t turn on. When I did finally get it to go, immediately when to the self diagnosis screen. Supposedly fixed any issues and then moved on to restart. Where I’ve been stuck on the initial startup splash screen for an hour. Second time for this in the last couple months.
 
OH CALAMITY!

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Calling Barbarian Bob AKA @LiveeviL2000 for assistance! I don't have the base file,
so let's see if we can convince Vito to make a little time out of his suddenly busy life for
his RiffMaster Compadres! Or... Hopefully @iblive s WIN98 computer will be able to steer it's
way out of it's BSOD spiral

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OH CALAMITY!

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Calling Barbarian Bob AKA @LiveeviL2000 for assistance! I don't have the base file,
so let's see if we can convince Vito to make a little time out of his suddenly busy life for
his RiffMaster Compadres! Or... Hopefully @iblive s WIN98 computer will be able to steer it's
way out of it's BSOD spiral

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@TVvoodoo I do have the base excel sheet @LiveeviL2000 sent me in my Gmail. That I can send that from my phone to someone. I just can’t do updates from my phone. And an FYI, it won’t have the updated points from the tranquility side hustle or @Ku² added point for slide. Sorry.
 
Well the scoring thing, particularly this round is going to be a bit more complex, so I'd rather wait because,
THE POINTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MATTER!
I knwo they do to some folks, but I'd rather take time to do it accurately rather than quickly
and risk mucking it up so we may just have to wait for an updated score... it'll add some mystery anyway.

I will continue to document new points (as I see them) in PMS both you can Vito.
 
You had 1 job! ONE JOB!!!!
I’m gone for a little while and everything goes into the crapper!!!
It’s a good thing I checked in today.
Send me a list of who got what and I’ll update the scores.
Not my fault man. Laptop was fine yesterday. Used it on and off all day. Then this morning it wouldn’t turn on….. even though when I was done yesterday I didn’t turn it off. Just closed the lid and told it goodnight. :mad:
 
Even the scoring system is taking offense and protesting the recent flagrant flouting of the RiffMasters Guitar Duel rules!
 
Unfortunately. Not funny. Laptop wouldn’t turn on. When I did finally get it to go, immediately when to the self diagnosis screen. Supposedly fixed any issues and then moved on to restart. Where I’ve been stuck on the initial startup splash screen for an hour. Second time for this in the last couple months.
Try using grub, however you need a computer to down download it Grub is a Linux bootloader. It is designed to fix problem during bootup on windows.
However , knowing what to look for is the next problem. It loads on to a disc or thumb drive.
 
Okey dokey boys and girls that are sitting on the edge of their seats awaiting the long rumored scoring update. I’m making progress. Laptop finally turned on….. I won’t bore with details how I did that since most of you have been down the same path….. with luck I should have a new updated score sheet posted here sometime yet this afternoon.

Sincerely , your somewhat tardy score keeper boy @iblive.
 
Try using grub, however you need a computer to down download it Grub is a Linux bootloader. It is designed to fix problem during bootup on windows.
However , knowing what to look for is the next problem. It loads on to a disc or thumb drive.
Dell has an “under the hood” service assist app that I can get to without trying to load windows. I think most PCs have something similar. Just keep slamming the F2 key to get in. Been multi tasking today and the computer was not on the high priority list. Once I got other things done, I was able to concentrate on the laptop. And it now seems to be going. Now…. For how long. :unsure:
 
Okey dokey boys and girls that are sitting on the edge of their seats awaiting the long rumored scoring update. I’m making progress. Laptop finally turned on….. I won’t bore with details how I did that since most of you have been down the same path….. with luck I should have a new updated score sheet posted here sometime yet this afternoon.

Sincerely , your somewhat tardy score keeper boy @iblive.
Download grub and make a boot stick before you get locked out. It’s good insurance.
 
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