Announcing... RiffMasters!

Well, here is where I have everyone. Scores reflect the current round bonus points.
Again, if there are errors or omissions, please let me know.

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As Brad pointed out, I somehow have a hold of the tippy top of the chart ... for now. I calculate my position as yard boss will last about 8 days or so before one of you drag me down into general population.

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Can @Clockworkmike grit his teeth and generate enough riddim to spit out some sort of country mouse cracker rap? Will @Mitch Pearrow SJMP throw on his stetson and sh!tkickers to bang out some nasty cowboy chords? Can @Ku² regroup from being ousted from his luxury crib into the local shelter and bring us what he so boldly promised early this round?
And how 'bout @ibmorjamn ?Will he live up to his handle and reggae or redneck up something worth voting for?
TVvoodoo seems all talk no reggae... so far... will his ancient windoze7 DAW commit suicide before he can render? Then there's @Jethro Rocker ...might be some kind of miracle for him to get jammin' on some raga riddims, in-between being at his wife's beck and call. And what about @SG John ? Is all he can muster up this round some dusty old pre-recorded material? Round two, he was bangin' dem out real good! Pace yourself young fella! Brings us to our spry resident squatch @Thatbastarddon What TF is going on in his brain? Afraid to even speculate. And then there's former scoreboard leader @jtcnj ... lucky winner of a well-hung strap this year, still coasting idly on all his past glories. Or, has he perhaps been kidnapped by some extremist group?

Less than a week remaining before we vote. Could be... NO! SHOULD be a flurry of entries to drop this week!

So far I count 7 "Dirty Dirt" entries in, only about half the RiffMasters field! Actually the fewer that come in, the better it might be for the rest of us. But, if I can offer you slackers one surefire tip, it's this...

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TVvoodoo said:
Can @Clockworkmike grit his teeth and generate enough riddim to spit out some sort of country mouse cracker rap? Will @Mitch Pearrow SJMP throw on his stetson and :poo:kickers to bang out some nasty cowboy chords? Can @Ku² regroup from being ousted from his luxury crib into the local shelter and bring us what he so boldly promised early this round?
And how 'bout @ibmorjamn ?Will he live up to his handle and reggae or redneck up something worth voting for?
TVvoodoo seems all talk no reggae... so far... will his ancient windoze7 DAW commit suicide before he can render? Then there's @Jethro Rocker ...might be some kind of miracle for him to get jammin' on some raga riddims, in-between being at his wife's beck and call. And what about @SG John ? Is all he can muster up this round some dusty old pre-recorded material? Round two, he was bangin' dem out real good! Pace yourself young fella! Brings us to our spry resident squatch @Thatbastarddon What TF is going on in his brain? Afraid to even speculate. And then there's former scoreboard leader @jtcnj ... lucky winner of a well-hung strap this year, still coasting idly on all his past glories. Or, has he perhaps been kidnapped by some extremist group?

Less than a week remaining before we vote. Could be... NO! SHOULD be a flurry of entries to drop this week!

So far I count 7 "Dirty Dirt" entries in, only about half the RiffMasters field! Actually the fewer that come in, the better it might be for the rest of us. But, if I can offer you slackers one surefire tip, it's this...

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The best you're getting out of me for a while will be reruns. I'm going through hell right now fighting with the state and several old age homes trying to get my mother into a home before she just croaks at her house. Sometimes I wish she would, as her body wants to give out but she is a stubburn old Kraut who VILL NOT LET HER BODY DIE UNTIL SHE ZAYS ZO! My nephew and a grand niece have gone way above and beyond trying to care for her. I hired home care people, but after two weeks she didn't like them, and wanted them out. So, back to everyone being overworked and overstressed. Getting ten minutes to relax and play a guitar is like one of those mirages in the desert that you can just never seem to reach. As is getting time to post something, as opposed to just liking a few posts especially in the cat thread.
 
SG John said:
The best you're getting out of me for a while will be reruns. I'm going through hell right now fighting with the state and several old age homes trying to get my mother into a home before she just croaks at her house. Sometimes I wish she would, as her body wants to give out but she is a stubburn old Kraut who VILL NOT LET HER BODY DIE UNTIL SHE ZAYS ZO! My nephew and a grand niece have gone way above and beyond trying to care for her. I hired home care people, but after two weeks she didn't like them, and wanted them out. So, back to everyone being overworked and overstressed. Getting ten minutes to relax and play a guitar is like one of those mirages in the desert that you can just never seem to reach. As is getting time to post something, as opposed to just liking a few posts especially in the cat thread.
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I hope you are able to resolve that John.
 
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SG John said:
The best you're getting out of me for a while will be reruns. I'm going through hell right now fighting with the state and several old age homes trying to get my mother into a home before she just croaks at her house. Sometimes I wish she would, as her body wants to give out but she is a stubburn old Kraut who VILL NOT LET HER BODY DIE UNTIL SHE ZAYS ZO! My nephew and a grand niece have gone way above and beyond trying to care for her. I hired home care people, but after two weeks she didn't like them, and wanted them out. So, back to everyone being overworked and overstressed. Getting ten minutes to relax and play a guitar is like one of those mirages in the desert that you can just never seem to reach. As is getting time to post something, as opposed to just liking a few posts especially in the cat thread.
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I hear you loud and clear...
 
@SG don't take offense, I can only know what I know. I myself aM transitioning into your general predicament, all parents (wife's, mine) still living, one went under care last year (severe Parkinsons) and three others have us on speed dial for hospital/doctor runs for issues almost weekly. Exhausting but necessary. I swear it's more work taking care of aging parents than raising kids. At least the kids will listen to you LOL!
 
This will either be a defining moment or a total disaster. What ever , I'm done .This is for the main and a little reggae in the middle if you can call it that.
I forgot add my signal path.
1st guitar main country. Gibson Classic bridge split. Sure sm57, egnator cab, DSL 40CR Classic channel.
Bass DI through the Camden Pre , all in to Volt 476 then Reaper.
Vocals MXL 990 , Camden Pre , DBX comp., UA Tape, Plugin Aliance ADa digital delay, Pultec EQ

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