Announcing... RiffMasters!

Fellas, my wife Robin and I celebrate 30 years of marital bliss this month (mostly a testament to her patience and tolerance), so we are jetting off for a sun & sand getaway here shortly, something we haven't done for, well... thirty years. I believe the joint has wifi and all that. But I'm not much a traveler, so rather unwise in the modern ways of this. I do hope to be able to
keep in touch, but obviously I will be trying to stay "in the moment' with the love of my life, rubbing the lotion on her skin,
chasing off pesky timeshare salespeople etc.

RiffMasters cheerleading, maintenance etc. will be now left in the trusty, capable hands of co-pilot LiveeviL2000, for updates to scores, who done what, and trying to keeping all you funky monkeys from chucking to much stinky poo at each other, etc. LOL!!

HOWEVER, to distract you from trouble, I wanted to leave you guys with something super fun to chew on musically, while you picture me relaxing under a swaying palm tree enjoying a cool cerveza or two near a beckoning surf.

The bonus challenge lined up for this round worth is worth another two, or three points, depending on how you go it. I was going to drop this when I got back, but I figure more time is better for everyone. This round's side hustle is again
designed to stretch your musical and rhythmic muscles just a little bit further! May seem simplistic, but it's not at all as easy as you might think. In fact, I'll bet only half of you dare to try this one, I hope you prove me wrong.

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This side quest demands ally you bredren faithfully cover any traditional or modern Reggae tune, for de two points.
If you be ambitious to try for all dem TREE points, you must create your OWN reggae tune from de scratch, or, cover any
NON-Reggae tune of dat you wish, mon... but somehow be it you to convert dat one in full reggae style, which to show big respect and muchly tanks to Jah Jah.

There is a two minute submission minimum (2:00) on this one, and your entry has to be in before Main Event
Chapter 3 voting is over, only one extra entry allowed. No voting on this. Just do it faithfully, for the points.
Enjoy that holiday! Hang in the sun, drink some beer and chill! Don't worry about us!!
Cheers and congrats!!
 
That's right say hello to your interim "Big Boss"
@LiveeviL2000
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Fellas, my wife Robin and I celebrate 30 years of marital bliss this month (mostly a testament to her patience and tolerance), so we are jetting off for a sun & sand getaway here shortly, something we haven't done for, well... thirty years. I believe the joint has wifi and all that. But I'm not much a traveler, so rather unwise in the modern ways of this. I do hope to be able to
keep in touch, but obviously I will be trying to stay "in the moment' with the love of my life, rubbing the lotion on her skin,
chasing off pesky timeshare salespeople etc.

RiffMasters cheerleading, maintenance etc. will be now left in the trusty, capable hands of co-pilot LiveeviL2000, for updates to scores, who done what, and trying to keeping all you funky monkeys from chucking to much stinky poo at each other, etc. LOL!!

HOWEVER, to distract you from trouble, I wanted to leave you guys with something super fun to chew on musically, while you picture me relaxing under a swaying palm tree enjoying a cool cerveza or two near a beckoning surf.

The bonus challenge lined up for this round worth is worth another two, or three points, depending on how you go it. I was going to drop this when I got back, but I figure more time is better for everyone. This round's side hustle is again
designed to stretch your musical and rhythmic muscles just a little bit further! May seem simplistic, but it's not at all as easy as you might think. In fact, I'll bet only half of you dare to try this one, I hope you prove me wrong.

View attachment 97772

This side quest demands ally you bredren faithfully cover any traditional or modern Reggae tune, for de two points.
If you be ambitious to try for all dem TREE points, you must create your OWN reggae tune from de scratch, or, cover any
NON-Reggae tune of dat you wish, mon... but somehow be it you to convert dat one in full reggae style, which to show big respect and muchly tanks to Jah Jah.

There is a two minute submission minimum (2:00) on this one, and your entry has to be in before Main Event
Chapter 3 voting is over, only one extra entry allowed. No voting on this. Just do it faithfully, for the points.

Have a Happy 30Th Brad, enjoy!! And have a safe trip!
 
Fellas, my wife Robin and I celebrate 30 years of marital bliss this month (mostly a testament to her patience and tolerance), so we are jetting off for a sun & sand getaway here shortly, something we haven't done for, well... thirty years. I believe the joint has wifi and all that. But I'm not much a traveler, so rather unwise in the modern ways of this. I do hope to be able to
keep in touch, but obviously I will be trying to stay "in the moment' with the love of my life, rubbing the lotion on her skin,
chasing off pesky timeshare salespeople etc.

RiffMasters cheerleading, maintenance etc. will be now left in the trusty, capable hands of co-pilot LiveeviL2000, for updates to scores, who done what, and trying to keeping all you funky monkeys from chucking to much stinky poo at each other, etc. LOL!!

HOWEVER, to distract you from trouble, I wanted to leave you guys with something super fun to chew on musically, while you picture me relaxing under a swaying palm tree enjoying a cool cerveza or two near a beckoning surf.

The bonus challenge lined up for this round worth is worth another two, or three points, depending on how you go it. I was going to drop this when I got back, but I figure more time is better for everyone. This round's side hustle is again
designed to stretch your musical and rhythmic muscles just a little bit further! May seem simplistic, but it's not at all as easy as you might think. In fact, I'll bet only half of you dare to try this one, I hope you prove me wrong.

View attachment 97772

This side quest demands ally you bredren faithfully cover any traditional or modern Reggae tune, for de two points.
If you be ambitious to try for all dem TREE points, you must create your OWN reggae tune from de scratch, or, cover any
NON-Reggae tune of dat you wish, mon... but somehow be it you to convert dat one in full reggae style, which to show big respect and muchly tanks to Jah Jah.

There is a two minute submission minimum (2:00) on this one, and your entry has to be in before Main Event
Chapter 3 voting is over, only one extra entry allowed. No voting on this. Just do it faithfully, for the points.
Have fun Voodoo!! And remember, you've got responsibilities to get back to. :D

:cheers:
 
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How about a sobriety theme? "I'd drink to that, but I can't no more." Nice angle

Here's to
Tight lady jeans
Comeback teams
Family reunions
That forgot to tell me

Here's to:
Tall Bonfires
Great big tires
And that call
From your ex on Christmas eve

Plenty of reasons I'd raise a glass for
But my sponsor says I can't no more

Needs refining
 
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I could see that, (161 days) . LOL if I use that you will know I scrapped what I'm working on now :ROFLMAO:
How about

From Amarillo to El Paso,
He's the Mountain Dew maestro.
Never touchin' Jack or Jim,
But that green Dew, it's his sin.

He'll serenade you with his kazoo,
You'll be dancin' before you even knew.
Says no to whiskey, but yes to fun,
He's talented C-Grin, second to none!
 
How about

From Amarillo to El Paso,
He's the Mountain Dew maestro.
Never touchin' Jack or Jim,
But that green Dew, it's his sin.

He'll serenade you with his kazoo,
You'll be dancin' before you even knew.
Says no to whiskey, but yes to fun,
He's talented C-Grin, second to none!
LOL you crack me up, You are crazy good at pulling lyrics outa yer ... hat , yes hat. And I have a crazy urge to go see if there is a Dew left in the fridge.
 
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