Announcing... RiffMasters!

Ol' Mitch be feelin' real low down, bringing forth what seems based on his own autobiographical story. Workin' his body to the bone for the man all week long, 'bout 12 hour to the day so he don't get home 'til dark. He gotta sneak into his shack 'cause he been a stranger so much even his own damn hound dog don't know him no more.

Then, he has to whisper to his poor hungry kids he done ain't brought no pork 'n beans home with him AT ALL tonight 'cause it be one of them "No Pay Fridays."

Well! They ain't real happy on that news, so they go an' wake momma, and boy does she start layin' into ol' Mitch somethin' terrible! She don't hold back none, 'bout "what kind of loser he is", how she "shoulda married his damn brother instead," and "if he thinks he's gonna see any love action from her tonight, we'll it'll be a cold day in Hell," ...all that kinda bad mouth jive he don't wanna hear, but he plain used to that play by now, anyway.

Ol' Mitch jus' takes it all in stride, tells that nag to chill the F out, he gon' get paid soon enough and buy her a new kerchief when he do. He proceed to calm her down, an' start in on touching' and nuzzlin' her, and you know she ju's can't control herself when she know ol' Mitch can charm her up real good, melt her down an' make her forget about all what is wrong in the world. 'Cause lawd knows he still got plenty enough love mojo for the both of them waiting deep inside.

Mitch wastes no time unloading his Les Paul revolver in Aynirar's general direction, probably landing a few with the surprise factor on his side.

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...to be continued
 
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LiveeviL2000 said:
I just went down that most heinous list .... the #1 hits of the 80s made me wanna ralph.
Like the music was the suckiest suck that ever sucked brah!
Dude, like, gag me with a spoon. That list is grody to the max. Where is all the totally tubular bodacious metal tuneage man? Bogus!!!
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As sucky as 80s pop music is, it's SUCKINESS pales in comparison to the utter trash out these days.
 
Can someone PLEASE list the songs already picked for the next challenge. Trying to sift through all the minutiae is near impossible.
I'm still trying to figure out how I get notifications for some things, and the important things, like "hurry up and pick your next challenge song before all the good ones are gone because #1 80s pop songs are so awful." never seem to come through. I think it's a conspiracy to evict me. @LiveeviL2000 and @TVvoodoo, I thought we were buddies? You guys conspiring to Julius Cesar me out of here? The Ides of June are nigh upon us... :ROFLMAO:
 
Ku² said:
Can someone PLEASE list the songs already picked for the next challenge. Trying to sift through all the minutiae is near impossible.
I'm still trying to figure out how I get notifications for some things, and the important things, like "hurry up and pick your next challenge song before all the good ones are gone because #1 80s pop songs are so awful." never seem to come through. I think it's a conspiracy to evict me. @LiveeviL2000 and @TVvoodoo, I thought we were buddies? You guys conspiring to Julius Cesar me out of here? The Ides of June are nigh upon us... :ROFLMAO:
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Damn it! He’s on to us!!!!

Here is the list.
@Jethro Rocker - Amanda
@TVvoodoo - Never gonna Give You Up
@ibmorjamn - Mony Mony
@Sapient - 9-5
@Aynirar27 - Ghostbusters
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Venus? Is that your pick Mitch? You said you would consider it but it didn’t sound definite.
@Sapient - Centerfold … oh damn. I pick that after you did. I’ll have to pick another one.

Wait. I just notice. @Sapient are you doing 9-5 or Centerfold? Did you switch up? I just scanned the posts real quick.

Let me know. I’ll go to option B
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
Damn it! He’s on to us!!!!

Here is the list.
@Jethro Rocker - Amanda
@TVvoodoo - Never gonna Give You Up
@ibmorjamn - Mony Mony
@Sapient - 9-5
@Aynirar27 - Ghostbusters
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Venus? Is that your pick Mitch? You said you would consider it but it didn’t sound definite.
@Sapient - Centerfold … oh damn. I pick that after you did. I’ll have to pick another one.

Wait. I just notice. @Sapient are you doing 9-5 or Centerfold? Did you switch up? I just scanned the posts real quick.

Let me know. I’ll go to option B
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I do believe I mentioned hands off on “Jessie’s Girl.”
 
TVvoodoo said:
Ol' Mitch be feelin' real low down, bringing forth what seems based on his own autobiographical story. Workin' his body to the bone for the man all week long, 'bout 12 hour to the day so he don't get home 'til dark. He gotta sneak into his shack 'cause he been a stranger so much even his own damn hound dog don't know him no more.

Then, he has to whisper to his poor hungry kids he done ain't brought no pork 'n beans home with him AT ALL tonight 'cause it be one of them "No Pay Fridays."

Well! They ain't real happy on that news, so they go an' wake momma, and boy does she start layin' into ol' Mitch somethin' terrible! She don't hold back none, 'bout "what kind of loser he is", how she "shoulda married his damn brother instead," and "if he thinks he's gonna see any love action from her tonight, we'll it'll be a cold day in Hell," ...all that kinda bad mouth jive he don't wanna hear, but he plain used to that play by now, anyway.

Ol' Mitch jus' takes it all in stride, tells that nag to chill the F out, he gon' get paid soon enough and buy her a new kerchief when he do. He proceed to calm her down, an' start in on touching' and nuzzlin' her, and you know she ju's can't control herself when she know ol' Mitch can charm her up real good, melt her down an' make her forget about all what is wrong in the world. 'Cause lawd knows he still got plenty enough love mojo for the both of them waiting deep inside.

Mitch wastes no time unloading his Les Paul revolver in Aynirar's general direction, probably landing a few with the surprise factor on his side.

wilsonplantationshack.jpg


...to be continued
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You lost your momentum. I've rewritten where you dropped off ...

Then, he hasta whispah to-iz pough hungreah kidz he done ain't braut no pork 'n bean home wit him at-auh d'night 'cuz it be one dem "No Pay FRI..days."

Well! Day ain't rea happah wit dat news, so dey go an' a-wake-a momma, and boy she staut layin' inda ol' Mitch somethin' terr-bouh! She hauwd back nuttin 'bout "what-kind'a loozah heez", how she "shuda maar'd his damn brutha n-sted," and "if he think he gonna see any luv ak-shun from'er d'night, we'll it-a be a couwd day-in Hell," ...all dat kinda bad mout jive he ain't wanna hear, but he plane yoost-dat play-by now ahnway

Ol' Mitch jus' take all in stride, tell dat nag chill F out, he gon' get paid soon-nuff and buy'er a new kerchief when he do. He proceed ta calmer down an' start in on tuchin' and nuzzlin'er, and ya know she jus ain't know howda contro erself when she know ol' Mitch can chaum'er up rea good, ..melt'er down an' make'er foget bout all what be wrong in dis-werld. 'Cause lawd know he got plenty nuff luv mojo for da boat dem waitin' way-down-deep inside.

Mitch waste no time unloadin'is Les Pauh ravolvah in Aynira genrah di-rec-shun, probably landin' few wit da suprize facta oniz side.


I give you a B+ though. :) (y)
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
Damn it! He’s on to us!!!!

Here is the list.
@Jethro Rocker - Amanda
@TVvoodoo - Never gonna Give You Up
@ibmorjamn - Mony Mony
@Sapient - 9-5
@Aynirar27 - Ghostbusters
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Venus? Is that your pick Mitch? You said you would consider it but it didn’t sound definite.
@Sapient - Centerfold … oh damn. I pick that after you did. I’ll have to pick another one.

Wait. I just notice. @Sapient are you doing 9-5 or Centerfold? Did you switch up? I just scanned the posts real quick.

Let me know. I’ll go to option B
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Yea, I laid out Centerfold pretty quick-on. 9 to 5 was a joke for Mr. Mitch.

@TVvoodoo - Never gonna Give You Up :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
Damn it! He’s on to us!!!!

Here is the list.
@Jethro Rocker - Amanda
@TVvoodoo - Never gonna Give You Up
@ibmorjamn - Mony Mony
@Sapient - 9-5
@Aynirar27 - Ghostbusters
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Venus? Is that your pick Mitch? You said you would consider it but it didn’t sound definite.
@Sapient - Centerfold … oh damn. I pick that after you did. I’ll have to pick another one.

Wait. I just notice. @Sapient are you doing 9-5 or Centerfold? Did you switch up? I just scanned the posts real quick.

Let me know. I’ll go to option B
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LiveeviL2000 said:
Damn it! He’s on to us!!!!

Here is the list.
@Jethro Rocker - Amanda
@TVvoodoo - Never gonna Give You Up
@ibmorjamn - Mony Mony
@Sapient - 9-5
@Aynirar27 - Ghostbusters
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Venus? Is that your pick Mitch? You said you would consider it but it didn’t sound definite.
@Sapient - Centerfold … oh damn. I pick that after you did. I’ll have to pick another one.

Wait. I just notice. @Sapient are you doing 9-5 or Centerfold? Did you switch up? I just scanned the posts real quick.

Let me know. I’ll go to option B
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Thank you, sir!

8675309 Jenny was a #1 hit in '81. Does that work?
 
Here's a li'l diddy I quickly just threw together on the JamMan Pro, improv, I named "Gooseflesh", as I sit out here on the penthouse roof garden area.

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Dku-vril-khem%252Fgooseflesh%3Btrack_id%3D1827303342

Don't have the energy to go all out right now. Just had some crazy experience with a 24hr virus or something. I did have a deer tick in my belly but I don't know if I got sick from it as it didn't get far enough into me to feed, I think. Whatever it was, it was F'IN scary. My old lady was almost crying freaking out it was so bad. We were chillin, in the bedroom soding an episode of Resident Alien, (show is F'IN GREAT!), when suddenly I started getting the spins SO BAD, I thought I was stroking out or something. I had to close my eyes, that seemed to help. I eventually made my way down the hallway, to the steps out my front door and just sat there concentrating on breathing. I really thought my number was up, so did my girl. I sat out there, body trembling from exhaustion and didn't know what to do. Came inside, was about to take a cold shower, got extremely nauseous, sat in front of the porcelain throne, and nothing... Got dressed, went back outside to breath fresh air again, completely confused, came in, sat on the couch, then like a fire hose, I filled an amazon bubble wrap bag 1/4 of the way up with 24 oz of the bottled green juice I drank shortly prior to all this. (Food poisoning, maybe? It definitely wasn't @LiveeviL2000 or @TVvoodoo's doing, just to clarify). I am on day six of fasting, but I never get sick from that. I ALWAYS feel better, especially by day 4, and AMAZING, by day 30, 40, 50,... I'm still completely brain-fogged and feeling weak. (Don't go kickin' me while I'm down now, yuh hea?!) Sounds like great lyrics/story for a blues song, but I just don't have it in me right now.
 
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