Announcing... RiffMasters!

@C-Grin your cowbell improved interpretation of an old jazz standard made me, well, kinda Misty. Loved your attention to dynamics, your listening, and comping with eloquence! Not sharing the spotlight at all, just forging ahead with confidence and
advanced bell techniques and polyrythyms! Just a masterfully-nuanced performance mankind is so fortunate your artistry has been captured for all time, so future generatons can enjoy on YouTube. So far the only cowbell entry to go for the ego-busting full five points, absolutely well-earned!

BRAVO! Take a bow, sir!

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Thank you kind sir
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I havent been on much lately, work has been brutal lately.
I may have lost track of the entries. Here is what I have so far. Let me know if I missed anything.
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With the latest entries, @Ku² gave me the ole heave-ho out of the penthouse and is now enjoying the views all by himself. @C-Grin and @Clockworkmike are in striking distance of that #1 spot.
The only thing that will get me the keys to the penthouse now will be a vulgar display of COWBELL!!!
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I havent been on much lately, work has been brutal lately.
I may have lost track of the entries. Here is what I have so far. Let me know if I missed anything.
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With the latest entries, @Ku² gave me the ole heave-ho out of the penthouse and is now enjoying the views all by himself. @C-Grin and @Clockworkmike are in striking distance of that #1 spot.
The only thing that will get me the keys to the penthouse now will be a vulgar display of COWBELL!!!
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@Ku² supplies a Deth drop that made my jaw drop! That was something else! a Display of nasty knarliness that probably evoked his current living conditions, and desperation to break
out of it. Probably the hardest work any of us have yet done for a damn single point, but that point is his, and deservedly do, @LiveeviL2000 has been kicked to the curb with his worldly possessions. A BC Rich, a Marshall half stack, a box of 80's skin mags, (probably a few hit paraders mixed in), and a trash bag full of clothes stolen from past girlfriends.

Alright fellas... not much more than 24 hours to get your Main Event 60's song in. It be CRUNCH-TIME FOR THE MINIMUM 5 points, maybe more if you can muster the votes!

DEADLINE IS 7:00 PM Central Standard Time Tomorrow night, after which I will reveal a voting thread post.

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You can still supply us with "Moar Cowbell" and your "Deth Drop" before the always painfully exciting 48 hours of voting ends on Thursday evening.

As a word of warning for the next Main Event to be revealed Thursday, I suggest you fellas may consider loading up on testosterone supplements, viagra may be helpful to some, and won't hurt any of you. Might not be a bad idea to scarf down a dozen raw oysters, too. Stamina will be required!

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As a word of warning for the next Main Event to be revealed Thursday, I suggest you
fellas stock up on testosterone supplements, viagra may be helpful to some, and won't
hurt any of you. Might not be a bad idea to scarf down a dozen raw oysters, too.
Stamina will be required!
The last time I did all those at once I went lightheaded, passed out for two days, and woke up to an eclipse today.
But hell, Thursday is date night so why not!
 
Well…this was fun! Here’s my 60’s #1, aaaaand….my Moar Cowbell?….rolled into one.
I had “other” ideas, but fate would intervene…I found myself playing with the eclipse, in a medical center parking lot, today.(not for me…I had to transport someone)
So….I threw this together instead…


Some Kemper.
Some UA6176.
Some crap vocals.
Some midi.
A T-40.
A T-60.
And a SG.
Oh, and some video shenanigans…

I hope this doesn’t get anyone else hurt….;) :cheers: :dood:
 
@Thatbastarddon has the funniest looking cowbell I've ever seen, but he still conked out pretty good in
his 60's rendition of Paint it Black, A Fuzzy Black, with the video it's worth 4 cowbell points, automatically,
not the full five, because it's an entirely appropriate application of cowbell, works real good actually!
But how many points will his pretty darn fuzzy paint it black get? Fuzzy in the tones, fuzzy under that mask!
Really good cover version Don, your vocal delivery, harmonies and arrangement was stellar, not crap at all!
Feeling an even more, "in distress /manic/pained" feel by your delivery, than the original, so you took it
further for sure! Those lines contrasting nicely with the dark, monk-ish lines. Even if you did have to rent
out the cockpit of the space shuttle to record, it was worth it. And much respect for the decible meter,
or perhaps that's your studio temperature in Farenheit?

Before Chapter Four closes for voting, a final status update where we all at right now
with the RiffMasters Project,

Member @Ku² still lording over the rest of us in his fabulous New York penthouse. Did he
overvalue to secure a loan or for insurance? Is he accurately stating the sq. footage? Hmmmm.


+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

LiveeviL2000 - Death Dropped "Come Together" in Beast Mode for great effect,
Clockworkmike - Edged out 16 points by dueling, wants to take us higher
Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Deth dropped, but no cowbell or 60's tune yet
Ku² - Did Eleanor real good, Deth Dropped as well.
Ibmorjam - Denied Sloopy seconds. Deth dropped w/cowbell, Battle of The Pass (4) DONE!
TVvoodoo - Shoogah'd Off one time, Deth Dropped C'mon
C-Grin - Honky Tonked w/cowbell and Deth Drop, crazy! (4) DONE!
Jethro Rocker - Down Tuned and played with his wiggle stick a lot
Sapient - Said he was hittin' the road, will he come back?
SG John - Shhhhh, it's nappy time for ol' Johnny, nurse slipped him extra meds.
Thatbastarddon - Has Deth Dropped with Godzilla, And Painted it Black with Moar Cowbell! DONE
Kerry Brown - On hiatus, all wish him 100% good mojo
jtcnj - is now resting, frozen in Carbonite possibly for eternity.
Randy Van Malmsteen - Took Down Big Bad John w/cowbell, and Deth dropped, "Customer lost" DONE!
Iblive - All we've heard so far is the Sound of Silence, literally
BFT Gibson - Rang that Liberty Bell low down and hard, Nailed Keeps Me Hanging on DONE!
Aynirar - Deth Dropped Wicked B(r)ad so low, needs to look upwards to view Hell, will he cowbell?

So that means only five RiffMasters have completed all three challenges (so far) in Round four. I don't think
we are quite done, still time to eke an entry in for all three!
I said it before, this is a marathon, not a sprint. We are only now creeping up on the halfway point of the game.
Not everybody will be interested in or want to complete every challenge, but those who are able to complete
more than others, will find themselves slowly gaining points over those who opt out

I also note that we have seen the return of brother @mcblink who is still fully welcome to jump in on any of these
challenges at any time. Once again I stress these challenges are less about points, more about the spirit of sharing,
putting all this gear to work, and expanding our creativity, and having a few laffs.

Big night tomorrow night, big week actually!
 
@Thatbastarddon has the funniest looking cowbell I've ever seen, but he still conked out pretty good in
his 60's rendition of Paint it Black, A Fuzzy Black, with the video it's worth 4 cowbell points, automatically,
not the full five, because it's an entirely appropriate application of cowbell, works real good actually!
But how many points will his pretty darn fuzzy paint it black get? Fuzzy in the tones, fuzzy under that mask!
Really good cover version Don, your vocal delivery, harmonies and arrangement was stellar, not crap at all!
Feeling an even more, "in distress /manic/pained" feel by your delivery, than the original, so you took it
further for sure! Those lines contrasting nicely with the dark, monk-ish lines. Even if you did have to rent
out the cockpit of the space shuttle to record, it was worth it. And much respect for the decible meter,
or perhaps that's your studio temperature in Farenheit?

Before Chapter Four closes for voting, a final status update where we all at right now
with the RiffMasters Project,

Member @Ku² still lording over the rest of us in his fabulous New York penthouse. Did he
overvalue to secure a loan or for insurance? Is he accurately stating the sq. footage? Hmmmm.


+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

LiveeviL2000 - Death Dropped "Come Together" in Beast Mode for great effect,
Clockworkmike - Edged out 16 points by dueling, wants to take us higher
Mitch Pearrow SJMP - Deth dropped, but no cowbell or 60's tune yet
Ku² - Did Eleanor real good, Deth Dropped as well.
Ibmorjam - Denied Sloopy seconds. Deth dropped w/cowbell, Battle of The Pass (4) DONE!
TVvoodoo - Shoogah'd Off one time, Deth Dropped C'mon
C-Grin - Honky Tonked w/cowbell and Deth Drop, crazy! (4) DONE!
Jethro Rocker - Down Tuned and played with his wiggle stick a lot
Sapient - Said he was hittin' the road, will he come back?
SG John - Shhhhh, it's nappy time for ol' Johnny, nurse slipped him extra meds.
Thatbastarddon - Has Deth Dropped with Godzilla, And Painted it Black with Moar Cowbell! DONE
Kerry Brown - On hiatus, all wish him 100% good mojo
jtcnj - is now resting, frozen in Carbonite possibly for eternity.
Randy Van Malmsteen - Took Down Big Bad John w/cowbell, and Deth dropped, "Customer lost" DONE!
Iblive - All we've heard so far is the Sound of Silence, literally
BFT Gibson - Rang that Liberty Bell low down and hard, Nailed Keeps Me Hanging on DONE!
Aynirar - Deth Dropped Wicked B(r)ad so low, needs to look upwards to view Hell, will he cowbell?

So that means only five RiffMasters have completed all three challenges (so far) in Round four. I don't think
we are quite done, still time to eke an entry in for all three!
I said it before, this is a marathon, not a sprint. We are only now creeping up on the halfway point of the game.
Not everybody will be interested in or want to complete every challenge, but those who are able to complete
more than others, will find themselves slowly gaining points over those who opt out

I also note that we have seen the return of brother @mcblink who is still fully welcome to jump in on any of these
challenges at any time. Once again I stress these challenges are less about points, more about the spirit of sharing,
putting all this gear to work, and expanding our creativity, and having a few laffs.

Big night tomorrow night, big week actually!
Perhaps Blink is waiting for a challenge that is worthy. Lol
 
Well…this was fun! Here’s my 60’s #1, aaaaand….my Moar Cowbell?….rolled into one.
I had “other” ideas, but fate would intervene…I found myself playing with the eclipse, in a medical center parking lot, today.(not for me…I had to transport someone)
So….I threw this together instead…


Some Kemper.
Some UA6176.
Some crap vocals.
Some midi.
A T-40.
A T-60.
And a SG.
Oh, and some video shenanigans…

I hope this doesn’t get anyone else hurt….;) :cheers: :dood:
Why do I feel like I just watch another installment of the Friday the 13th franchise?
“Friday the 13th: Cowbell from Hell”

The entire staring into the camera with no emotion or enthusiasm was creepy as hell! I’ll have nightmares for a week.
 
Well…this was fun! Here’s my 60’s #1, aaaaand….my Moar Cowbell?….rolled into one.
I had “other” ideas, but fate would intervene…I found myself playing with the eclipse, in a medical center parking lot, today.(not for me…I had to transport someone)
So….I threw this together instead…


Some Kemper.
Some UA6176.
Some crap vocals.
Some midi.
A T-40.
A T-60.
And a SG.
Oh, and some video shenanigans…

I hope this doesn’t get anyone else hurt….;) :cheers: :dood:
Factory always cranking something interesting out, like industrial Rolling Stones, nice job bro
 
So far for RiffMasters Main Event Chapter 4 "Top of the Pops 1960's #1 Covers," I have compiled these.
Please let me know if I have missed any submissions, and there's still time to get yours in!

Come Together

Sugar Sugar

Honky Tonk Woman

You Keep Me Hangin' On
Privated in Soundcloud, LINK TO ORIGINAL POST

Hang On Sloopy


Big Bad John

Eleanor Rigby
Song is privated in Soundcloud LINK TO ORIGINAL POST

Paint It Black

I'm a believer


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Well…this was fun! Here’s my 60’s #1, aaaaand….my Moar Cowbell?….rolled into one.
I had “other” ideas, but fate would intervene…I found myself playing with the eclipse, in a medical center parking lot, today.(not for me…I had to transport someone)
So….I threw this together instead…


Some Kemper.
Some UA6176.
Some crap vocals.
Some midi.
A T-40.
A T-60.
And a SG.
Oh, and some video shenanigans…

I hope this doesn’t get anyone else hurt….;) :cheers: :dood:
Loved it. Although watching the video made my finger hurt. :wink:
 
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