And i can't get into non-metric parts. Guess why?
Because non metric parts are stupid... The whole world measures things using the metric system,
except for some die-hards in the United States. The meter is a known fraction of the circumference of
the earth we all live on. So it makes sense to measure things by it.
Our English tradition gives us a system of measurement based on body parts of some aulde English King.
(Which one I don't know, maybe Henry Vlll). The inch, that's the width of the King's thumb. The foot...
well you know. The Yard, that's the length of the King's Arrow. There's another (little used) unit of measurement,
it comes to about 127mm. It's called the Royal Shaft.
Really dumb, huh? And in our United States, the whole military is metric, The whole medical system is metric,
anything involving Science is metric... So the only holdouts that have any clout are the building trades guys and
the Society of Auto Engineers. And they had enough clout to stop us from converting, decades ago.
I learned the metric system in about 1961, in 8th grade Science class... About the same time the Les Paul guitar
was discontinued due to lack of interest, and poor sales numbers. They told me, 'You have to learn this, our country
is going to change over!" So I learned it. And I've been using it ever since. But our nation balked and refused to
make the jump. SAE guys thought it would be too expensive to switch.
So when I got a little older, and began working on cars, I had to buy two sets of wrenches and other tools.
I thought then, and I think now that this was one of the stupidest things I'd been forced to do up until that time.
I was still young of course. Now I drive a Chrysler minivan, with a Mitsubishi engine, and a Bosch starter, and the
whole thing is a hodge podge, and I never know what tool is going to fit what part. It's pretty stupid to have two
systems of screws and fasteners, almost as stupid as sending a U.S. made space craft into orbit to rendezvous with
a Russian made space craft, and have the air lock on one craft made to metric measurements and the air lock on
the other craft built and measured with royal body parts. You cain't fix stupid. And you can't breathe if all yer
air leaks out into space.
And it's really stupid to have guitar parts that won't fit interchangeably too. I'm against that. A 10mm pot shaft
ought to fit in a 10mm hole in a guitar top, with precision and without fuss.
End of rant....