Pretty funny

[iblive]

One can hope.

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

As I looked at my naked body in the mirror.......

I realized that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.

 

[iblive]

I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
.
.
.

I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

 

[Don O]

I went to the grocery store today and the cashier said my total was $327.44.

So i wanted a second opinion and went to the self checkout.

My new total was $44.88.

 

[4STICKS]

Speaking of thesaurus', I bought a new one yesterday, took it home and unwrapped it from the shrink wrap and found nothing but blank pages...I have no words to express my disappointment.

 

[WavMixer]

True story...

We once had dinner at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my fortune cookie, there was nothing in it. No paper with a fortune, no lotto numbers, no translation from Chinese to English.

I found this to be very unfortunate. True story.

 

[Don O]

I changed the letter B in my Bucket List to a F and felt so much better.

 

[Ps. 37]

 

[Ps. 37]

I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
.
.
.

I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Speaking of thesaurus', I bought a new one yesterday, took it home and unwrapped it from the shrink wrap and found nothing but blank pages...I have no words to express my disappointment.

 

[Don O]

Back in second grade we used to have a letter day exercise. The teacher says today’s letter is “N”.
Then she calls on me and says:
“Say a word that starts with the letter N which describes something you are not good at”.
I think for a moment and say:
“Spelling”.